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6 hours ago, Tk3 said:

Thought I'd sneak in some pwny results for the first quarter of the season. A couple teams separating at the top, and a lot of middle ground teams. I don't know if I can even recall three 8.000 pwnys at the same time

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Pittston Waste Walruses 14.123 4 0 1.000 38 120 82 3 1 0.469
Scranton Papermakers 13.428 4 0 1.000 30 112 82 5 1 0.643
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 11.475 2 2 0.500 19 118 99 4 7 -0.869
Hanoi Viet Kongs 10.951 4 0 1.000 14 103 89 12 3 1.262
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 10.441 2 2 0.500 12 107 95 8 4 -0.610
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.594 3 1 0.750 8 109 101 7 8 0.601
Tokyo Samurai 9.249 3 1 0.750 6 104 98 11 6 0.688
Egypt Starfalls 8.527 2 2 0.500 3 122 119 2 17 -0.132
Reykjavík Direwolves 8.000 2 2 0.500 0 106 106 10 14 0.000
Freiburg Venom 8.000 2 2 0.500 0 123 123 1 20 0.000
Burlington Sock Puppets 8.000 1 3 0.250 0 97 97 14 5 -1.000
Bowling Green Bighorns 7.589 2 2 0.500 -2 102 104 13 11 0.103
Phoenix Rattlers 6.726 2 2 0.500 -7 112 119 5 17 0.319
Indianapolis Predators 5.629 1 3 0.250 -11 90 101 17 8 -0.407
Tacoma Thunder 5.489 2 2 0.500 -12 92 104 15 11 0.628
New Zealand Blobfish 5.482 0 4 0.000 -14 107 121 8 19 -1.370
Anchorage Ukpiks 4.814 1 3 0.250 -15 87 102 18 10 -0.204
Lancaster Fighting Amish 3.720 1 3 0.250 -23 91 114 16 16 0.070
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.574 1 3 0.250 -22 83 105 20 13 0.107
Greenland Polar Bears 3.341 1 3 0.250 -24 84 108 19 15 0.165

Does this mean I should be a good team?

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28 minutes ago, The Orca said:

Does this mean I should be a good team?

  1. Your high pwny means your team has performed well in PF/PA measures
  2. Your negative luck rating means your record should be better than it is based on your team's PF/PA. You had two moderately large victories, and your losses were both by just 1 point
  3. The assumption is that your PWNY will eventually merge closer to your actual win total as the season progresses
  4. It's bat**** crazy that your team is currently one of the best performing. I have no explanation for how it is doing so well so far. Tua is your QB, you have Gronk at WR3, your CB1 is Kaiir Elam

I say #4 with love. It actually brings me great joy to see it, I just don't understand it at all

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It's time for some Sunday Night Football... but without having to listen to worthless Cris Collinsworth!

Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/NnSvrboJ9SI
Pittston Waste Walruses @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/zrz9SY1kXDE
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/xAftHaa7s0Q
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/JNEwZF6l9ec
Egypt Starfalls @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/rAz4SKhMaMQ
Tokyo Samurai @ Tacoma Thunder: https://youtu.be/womNkY1iP_4
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Bowling Green Bighorns: https://youtu.be/PI8wDf5t514
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/6PbbqYhnfpA
Indianapolis Predators @ Anchorage Ukpiks: https://youtu.be/r1a0ik_mDts
Phoenix Rattlers @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/LXA5zvFQUHg

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1t0hkTks8oqLMWBaVfvEywwhanrZZ3gnq?usp=sharing
Updated stats: http://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2022/06/nsfl-season-24-detailed-statistics.html

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3 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

GG Scal.

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Uh... my soul hurts. What a game. Got insanely lucky at the end. Not looking forward to the rematch.

 

Gg. Knew when I went up 14 you were going to win. Every damn time I take a two touchdown lead it seems like my offensive forgets how to move the ball and my defense forgets how to gets stops. Super frustrating. 

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Yikes that’s a lot of yards to surrender. Better Sack and turnover numbers in the 3-4. 4 sacks 3 turnovers but not feeling the yardage and TDs surrendered there. Two of my former RBs gashed me for a total of 194 rushing yards. 36% possession time was brutal too. You aren’t going to win a game with that usually. 

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1 minute ago, Scalamania said:

Gg. Knew when I went up 14 you were going to win. Every damn time I take a two touchdown lead it seems like my offensive forgets how to move the ball and my defense forgets how to gets stops. Super frustrating. 

The missed field goal for you at the end was so brutal. I don't think I win that game in OT.

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3 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

The missed field goal for you at the end was so brutal. I don't think I win that game in OT.

I didn’t even watch the end. After I went up I looked at the recap because I knew what was going to happen. 

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