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On 7/17/2022 at 5:37 AM, Scalamania said:

The second I went up by two touchdowns I knew I stopped watching because I knew I’d lose. 
 

BuT tHeReS nO rUbBeRbAnD mEcHaNiC - FOH, twice in the past three games with this bull****. 

I was curious about this, so I went back through each game so far this season, noted every single 14+ point lead and checked the outcome of the game. The results are in the hidden box below.

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Week 1:

Q1, 7:41: Graham Gano's kick to the ANC endzone. Downed by Will Fuller. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Anchorage Ukpiks.
Current score is Anchorage Ukpiks 0, Little Rock Uni Royals 14. .

Uni Royals give their fans reason to celebrate against Anchorage
Score: LR 23, ANC 16


Q3, 8:39: Harrison Butker's kick to the LAN endzone returned by Hunter Renfrow for 15 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Lancaster Fighting Amish.
Current score is Lancaster Fighting Amish 10, Reykjavík Direwolves 24. 

Reykjavík impressively implements some changes versus the Fighting Amish
Score: REY 34, LAN 20


Q2, 0:17: Robbie Gould's kick to the EGY endzone. Downed by Brandon Powell. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Egypt Starfalls.
Current score is Egypt Starfalls 13, Phoenix Rattlers 27. 

Rattlers squeak by the Starfalls in nail-biter
Score: PHO 34, EGY 33


Q2, 13:47: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the HAN endzone. Downed by Braxton Berrios. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Hanoi Viet Kongs.
Current score is Hanoi Viet Kongs 7, Rio de Janeiro Pirates 21. 

Viet Kongs ascend beyond Rio de Janeiro as fans cheer
Score: HAN 31, RJ 27


Week 2:


Q2, 10:14: Matt Gay's kick to the BG 21 returned by Rashod Bateman for 22 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Bowling Green Bighorns.
Current score is Bowling Green Bighorns 7, Egypt Starfalls 21. 

Starfalls win in high-scoring game with Bowling Green
Score: EGY 38, BG 32


Q2, 14:39: Chris Boswell's kick to the FRE 5 returned by Marquise Brown for 29 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Freiburg Venom.
Current score is Freiburg Venom 0, Scranton Papermakers 14. 

Papermakers banish Freiburg as fans cheer
Score: SCR 34, FRE 23


Q4, 11:02: Ryan Succop's kick through the back of the GRE endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Greenland Polar Bears.
Current score is Greenland Polar Bears 9, Hanoi Viet Kongs 24.

Hanoi implements some changes over Greenland
Score: HAN 24, GRE 19
 

Q2, 0:18: Tyler Bass' kick to the IND endzone. Downed by Raheem Mostert. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Indianapolis Predators.
Current score is Indianapolis Predators 0, Richmond Flying Squirrels 16. 

Flying Squirrels let it fly against the Predators
Score: RIC 26, IND 24
 

Q2, 12:08: Younghoe Koo's kick to the RJ 1 returned by Tyreek Hill for 32 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Rio de Janeiro Pirates.
Current score is Rio de Janeiro Pirates 3, Lancaster Fighting Amish 17. 

Lancaster travels home victorious versus the Pirates
Score: LAN 24, RJ 23


Q4, 13:29: Evan McPherson's kick to the TAC endzone. Downed by Elijah Moore. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Tacoma Thunder.
Current score is Tacoma Thunder 9, Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 24. 

Lake Minnewanka effortlessly antagonizes the Thunder
Score: LM 31, TAC 19


Q4, 5:57: Matt Prater's kick to the LR 2 returned by Devin Duvernay for 19 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Little Rock Uni Royals.
Current score is Little Rock Uni Royals 14, Tokyo Samurai 29. 

Samurai give their fans reason to celebrate against Little Rock
Score: TOK 29, LR 22


Q3, 4:08: Nick Folk's kick to the NZ 4 returned by Jaylen Waddle for 23 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the New Zealand Blobfish.
Current score is New Zealand Blobfish 10, Anchorage Ukpiks 27. 

Ukpiks prevent comeback efforts by the Blobfish
Score: ANC 27, NZ 24


Q2, 3:43: Justin Tucker's kick to the PHO endzone. Downed by Deebo Samuel. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Phoenix Rattlers.
Current score is Phoenix Rattlers 3, Pittston Waste Walruses 17. 

Waste Walruses survive comeback efforts by the Rattlers
Score: PIT 31, PHO 24


Week 3:


Q3, 7:45: Robbie Gould's kick through the back of the REY endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Reykjavík Direwolves.
Current score is Reykjavík Direwolves 17, Phoenix Rattlers 34. 

Rattlers prevent comeback efforts by the Direwolves
Score: PHO 34, REY 31
 

Week 4:


Q2, 8:14: Justin Tucker's kick to the GRE endzone. Downed by Christian Watson. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Greenland Polar Bears.
Current score is Greenland Polar Bears 3, Pittston Waste Walruses 17. 

Waste Walruses dominate the 2nd quarter against Greenland
Score: PIT 41, GRE 20


Q4, 6:06: Wil Lutz's kick to the RIC endzone. Downed by Jamal Agnew. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
Current score is Richmond Flying Squirrels 14, Burlington Sock Puppets 30. 

Burlington subdues the Flying Squirrels
Score: BUR 30, RIC 21


Q4, 9:22: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the REY endzone. Downed by Cordarrelle Patterson. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Reykjavík Direwolves.
Current score is Reykjavík Direwolves 14, Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30. 

Rio de Janeiro wrecks the Direwolves due to performance by Murphy
Score: RJ 30, REY 14


Q4, 12:17: Chris Boswell's kick to the PHO endzone. Downed by Deebo Samuel. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Phoenix Rattlers.
Current score is Phoenix Rattlers 9, Scranton Papermakers 24. 

Papermakers trump the Rattlers at MJK Coliseum
Score: SCR 24, PHO 20


Q3, 9:47: Matt Prater's kick to the LAN endzone. Downed by Hunter Renfrow. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Lancaster Fighting Amish.
Current score is Lancaster Fighting Amish 3, Tokyo Samurai 17. 

Tokyo succeeds against the Fighting Amish in overtime
Score (OT): TOK 27, LAN 24


Q3, 1:09: Chris Boswell's kick to the PIT endzone. Downed by Nyheim Hines. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Pittston Waste Walruses.
Current score is Pittston Waste Walruses 20, Scranton Papermakers 34. 

Pittston pulls off a 4th-quarter comeback over the Papermakers
Score: PIT 37, SCR 34


Q2, 14:12: Harrison Butker's kick to the RIC endzone. Downed by Jamal Agnew. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
Current score is Richmond Flying Squirrels 0, Reykjavík Direwolves 14. 

Richmond stuns Reykjavík with 4th-quarter comeback
Score: RIC 31, REY 23


Q4, 5:03: Mike Badgley's kick to the TOK endzone returned by John Metchie III for 74 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Tokyo Samurai.
Current score is Tokyo Samurai 6, Tacoma Thunder 20. 

Thunder hog the ball to beat the Samurai
Score: TAC 20, TOK 13
 

Week 6:


Q3, 12:49, 1st & 10 on the BUR 25: Tom Brady throws under pressure, and his pass is intercepted by Jalen Ramsey at the BUR 27. Returned for 27 yards. Touchdown. Matt Prater's extra point good. 

Possession now belongs to the Tokyo Samurai.
Current score is Tokyo Samurai 21, Burlington Sock Puppets 7. 

Samurai dodge defeat over the Sock Puppets at Bushido Bowl
Score: TOK 24, BUR 17


Q2, 1:23: Brandon McManus' kick to the LM 8 returned by Anthony Schwartz for 28 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas.
Current score is Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 7, Freiburg Venom 24. 

Venom take advantage of a strong start over Lake Minnewanka
Score: FRE 31, LM 20


Q3, 2:57: Graham Gano's kick to the RJ endzone returned by Tyreek Hill for 22 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Rio de Janeiro Pirates.
Current score is Rio de Janeiro Pirates 17, Little Rock Uni Royals 33. 

Little Rock prevents comeback efforts by the Pirates
Score: LR 33, RJ 31
 

Q3, 3:27: Jason Sanders' kick through the back of the BG endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Bowling Green Bighorns.
Current score is Bowling Green Bighorns 6, New Zealand Blobfish 23. 

Blobfish smack the Bighorns at Fruit of the Loom Stadium
Score: NZ 26, BG 16
 

Q3, 6:49: Robbie Gould's kick through the back of the LAN endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Lancaster Fighting Amish.
Current score is Lancaster Fighting Amish 7, Phoenix Rattlers 27. 

Phoenix conclusively proud of their effort over the Fighting Amish
Score: PHO 30, LAN 17


Q4, 13:22: Joey Slye's kick to the PIT 12 returned by Nyheim Hines for 19 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Pittston Waste Walruses.
Current score is Pittston Waste Walruses 16, Richmond Flying Squirrels 34. 

Richmond sends Pittston home empty-handed
Score: RIC 34, PIT 29


Q3, 1:35: Ryan Succop's kick to the SCR 3 returned by Andre Roberts for 35 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Scranton Papermakers.
Current score is Scranton Papermakers 9, Hanoi Viet Kongs 23. 

Viet Kongs ensure the lead versus the Papermakers
Score: HAN 26, SCR 23


Week 7:


Q3, 5:02: Brandon McManus' kick through the back of the EGY endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Egypt Starfalls.
Current score is Egypt Starfalls 10, Freiburg Venom 28. 

Venom thrill spectators versus the Starfalls due to performance by Henry
Score: FRE 35, EGY 25


Q2, 5:07: Chris Boswell's kick to the REY endzone. Downed by Cordarrelle Patterson. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Reykjavík Direwolves.
Current score is Reykjavík Direwolves 3, Scranton Papermakers 17. 

Direwolves collapse Scranton in overtime
Score (OT): REY 27, SCR 24

Through 7 weeks, there have been 31 14+ point leads. On only four occasions did the losing team win the game. (Those four occasions were bolded above.) I suck a math, but I think that means that a team that gains a 14+ point lead has a 87% chance to win the game.

Not sure how that compares to the NFL.

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How will things look after half the season is in the books?

Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Phoenix Rattlers: https://youtu.be/9upjBkwyqdg
Bowling Green Bighorns @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/8Hfmzwuupgo
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/GIAML-nBFXU
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/qkhuGXMv_hw
Anchorage Ukpiks @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/VUF1_LXGIvE
Tokyo Samurai @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/20l1hCD5Vs4
Greenland Polar Bears @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/kc13-CzhGFU
Egypt Starfalls @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/Lpr6kc23w_Y
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tacoma Thunder: https://youtu.be/_0SWvVT9SyY
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Pittston Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/Zdmenh_jREs

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_ZyKOflmcR_EhLUlBIv7KJjKPn33LaEs?usp=sharing
Updated stats: http://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2022/06/nsfl-season-24-detailed-statistics.html

ALSO:

Due to the hefty financial investment (and the fact I can't really think of anything), we're redoing the previous International Games. That means, first up, we're returning to the Moon, which has low-gravity to make passing difficult, and will replace the host's next home game after Week 9. Secondly, there will be a game played in virtual Cyberspace, which will replace the host's final home game prior to Week 15. Sadly, that little glitch that makes running the ball due to contact being over-simulated still hasn't been fixed! You can only sign up for one (unless you are Tacoma or Richmond, who hosted last season), and the winner will be chosen at random. As usual, the host will get one additional Keeper Tag to use next season.

Moon international game signups:

  • Freiburg
  • Scranton
  • Burlington

Cyberspace international game signups:

  • Anchorage
  • Little Rock
  • New Zealand
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3 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

How will things look after half the season is in the books?

Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Phoenix Rattlers: https://youtu.be/9upjBkwyqdg
Bowling Green Bighorns @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/8Hfmzwuupgo
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/GIAML-nBFXU
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/qkhuGXMv_hw
Anchorage Ukpiks @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/VUF1_LXGIvE
Tokyo Samurai @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/20l1hCD5Vs4
Greenland Polar Bears @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/kc13-CzhGFU
Egypt Starfalls @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/Lpr6kc23w_Y
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tacoma Thunder: https://youtu.be/_0SWvVT9SyY
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Pittston Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/Zdmenh_jREs

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_ZyKOflmcR_EhLUlBIv7KJjKPn33LaEs?usp=sharing
Updated stats: http://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2022/06/nsfl-season-24-detailed-statistics.html

ALSO:

Due to the hefty financial investment (and the fact I can't really think of anything), we're redoing the previous International Games. That means, first up, we're returning to the Moon, which has low-gravity to make passing difficult, and will replace the host's next home game after Week 9. Secondly, there will be a game played in virtual Cyberspace, which will replace the host's final home game prior to Week 15. Sadly, that little glitch that makes running the ball due to contact being over-simulated still hasn't been fixed! You can only sign up for one (unless you are Tacoma or Richmond, who hosted last season), and the winner will be chosen at random. As usual, the host will get one additional Keeper Tag to use next season.

Moon international game signups:

  • No one

Cyberspace international game signups:

  • No one

Cyberspace

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