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Ask a Non Football Fan to name 1 player on every NFL team


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My girlfriend:

 

Packer - Aaron Rodgers

Vikings - “I don’t know any from that team”

Lions - “I don’t know, baby I really don’t know anything about football”

Bears - “Uh I don’t know” 

Patriots - “Well I used to know Tom Brady but he moved” 

Dolphins - “Uh I don’t know, Sean something there’s probably a Sean on the team”

Jets - I don’t like this game  * Sees me typing and slams her hands on her laps and yells WTF” 

Bills - Why would you think I know any of this, I don’t

Giants - Uhggg how many more of these are we doing - “WHAAT are you typiiiiingggggg” 

Cowboys - Deshaun Watson 

Eagles - “Wait did you already do the New York teams? I know one of the Manning’s are from there”

Commanders - Who tf are they??  It sounds like they run around in underwear what are they? Going commando? 

I think she’s done boys she doesn’t want to continue but definitely was enjoyable 😂😂
 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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90% of my girlfriends aren't gonna be able to answer this so I don't talk football (or sports in general) with them.  At social gatherings I'd rather go over where the men are and talk to them.  Heck, even my hubby comes to me for info.     😉

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My wife did not disappoint!!!!!

  • Arizona Cardinals- what’s that guys name, the guy they found at the grocery store 
  • Atlanta Falcons- I don’t know some guy 
  • Baltimore Ravens- some really big guy I feel like he has dreads 
  • Buffalo Bills- don’t they lose all the time? 
  • Carolina Panthers- Cam Newton 
  • Chicago Bears- Refrigerator Perry 
  • Cincinnati Bengals- who cares about the Bengals?
  • Cleveland Browns- they are so bad!!!
  • Dallas Cowboys- ugh….Troy Aikman and a bunch of criminals 
  • Denver Broncos- John Elway 
  • Detroit Lions- Matthew Stafford 
  • Green Bay Packers- That idiot- Brett Favre and that other guy Aaron Rodgers
  • Houston Texans- i dunno Quick Draw McGraw. (Then a smug face) 
  • Indianapolis Colts- Peyton Manning 
  • Jacksonville Jaguars- I dunno Joey….Football player
  • Kansas City Chiefs- Andy Reid- he’s current
  • Las Vegas Raiders- all I can think of is Snoop Dogg and that wrinkly old man who used to own them 
  • Los Angeles Chargers- I don’t know some quarterback from BYU
  • Los Angeles Rams- why does LA have 2 teams? 
  • Miami Dolphins- Dan Marino 
  • Minnesota Vikings- Ochocinco
  • New England Patriots- Tom Brady
  • New Orleans Saints- It’s that other guy- Brandon…I do t know his name. I picture him in his little helmet 
  • New York Giants- whose that guy that shot his foot- Julio Jones? 
  • New York Jets- Joe Namath 
  • Philadelphia Eagles- Donovan McNabb and Darren Sproles because he was so tiny 
  • Pittsburgh Steelers- Ben Rothelisberger 
  • San Francisco 49ers- Joe Montana 
  • Seattle Seahawks- I like their uniforms 
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Tom Brady again 
  • Tennessee Titans- oh my god how many football teams are there? 
  • Washington Commanders- *throwing motion* not Nick Foles the other guy 
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Broncos- Russ
Raiders- Davon or Devin
Cardinals- Jeremy 
Chargers- David
Chiefs- Ryan
Patriots- Andrew 
Colts- Terrell
Falcons- Jacob 

“I gotta Pee”

She then left. She thought if she just guessed first names her chances of being correct were higher. 

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Here are my answers from the gf so far:

Patriots - Tom Brady

Bears - "Da Bears" guy, followed by, "the guy with the mustache", followed by me asking if she meant butkus 

Carolina Panthers- and I quote, 'trick question, that's not a real team" 

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We did this with the names of sports teams with my little sister about 10 years ago.  I think she was batting about 70% across MLB, NFL, and NBA, overall.  I think the only current players she could name were Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, and Albert Pujols.  

 

I think I was only like 65% on NHL teams.

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