Tugboat Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 What's Brown and Sticky? ... A Stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 You know how to tell if there a drummer at your door? There's an obnoxiously loud knock......and it starts slowing down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 On 8/6/2022 at 2:07 PM, Warhorse said: You know how to tell if there a drummer at your door? There's an obnoxiously loud knock......and it starts slowing down. Incorrect. There isn't a drummer in history that slows down. It always speeds up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 On 8/2/2022 at 2:10 PM, Daniel said: This one requires familiarity with The Odyssey, but is a dad joke through and through. Who does Polyphemus hate even more than Odysseus? Nobody. Know your audience pal 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? No, who? Reese Wither-something Reese Witherspoon!? No, it was with a knife. Edited August 12, 2022 by Dome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 My favorite one is probably the one from Ghostbusters: Afterlife "What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A fsssshhhhh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whicker Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 What did 0 say to 8? ”Nice belt” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOUCAN Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 I was thinking about going on an all cashew diet but that's just nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
43M Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 One of the windows in my house broke earlier. It was a pane to pick up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggie. Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 What was the name of the band that played on the Titanic? N*Sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vike daddy Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 On 8/2/2022 at 11:10 AM, Daniel said: This one requires familiarity with The Odyssey, but is a dad joke through and through. Who does Polyphemus hate even more than Odysseus? Nobody. that's a reeeeeally old one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 On 8/4/2022 at 12:08 AM, Ty21 said: The Norm MacDonald frog gets a loan joke is the longest joke I’ve ever told someone. It’s stressful to even tell it. Master the moth joke next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBoys Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 8/18/2022 at 10:06 AM, Whicker said: What did 0 say to 8? ”Nice belt” Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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