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We cannot win the Super Bowl, the NFL is not random.

There’s a ~3% chance you can win a Super Bowl paying your QB above 12% of the cap. It’s not impossible because that’s just… It’s not impossible, but it’s been an unbroken trend for 30 years now.

There’s a ~7% chance of winning a Super Bowl without an elite or at least pro bowl level EDGE rusher.

Theres a ~.07% chance of doing it in both scenarios.

Roughly .0007% chance of doing it at 4-7 with a pussyassbitch QB who throws the ball away on 4th down and a pussyassbitch head coach coaching a team full of choir boys who cry when they watch The Wedding Planner and sit down when they urinate.

 

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2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said:

We cannot win the Super Bowl, the NFL is not random.

There’s a ~3% chance you can win a Super Bowl paying your QB above 12% of the cap. It’s not impossible because that’s just… It’s not impossible, but it’s been an unbroken trend for 30 years now.

There’s a ~7% chance of winning a Super Bowl without an elite or at least pro bowl level EDGE rusher.

Theres a ~.07% chance of doing it in both scenarios.

Roughly .0007% chance of doing it at 4-7 with a pussyassbitch QB who throws the ball away on 4th down and a pussyassbitch head coach coaching a team full of choir boys who cry when they watch The Wedding Planner and sit down when they urinate.

 

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