Week 14 CARP v.2: Leshaun goes streaking

[NateDawg]

Your 5-7 Cleveland Browns are set to face their CARP rival and recent in-state punching bag, the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. 

As per CARP tradition, forces combine to make an unstoppable Ohio concoction.

This time around, it’s the most deadly version to date.

And man, a running back duo that really knows how to bring the hurt. 

Your local opportunist and new starting QB is trying to put a winning streak together. He will also attempt to throw his first TD of the season this week. Rest assured, if all else fails, I hear a former #1 pick is back on the market. 

Recently, the Browns have found success led by their resurgent defensive coordinator, who has brilliantly schemed up a base defense that is soft in the middle and doesn’t blitz. It’s a strategy that has really confused the Bengals to a high degree of Cleveland success the past couple of seasons.

The CARP fan in me is rooting for Joe Burrow to decipher the code one of these times. 



If QB1 can go streaking, hope is still alive. 


#SELL

CARP 2.0 should be a fun festivity. Will our stellar special teams unit led by Texans game co-MVP Mike Preifer out-score Leshaun’s offense again? 

THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

How many relevant stats will mike rattle off against you simpletons this week? I know the answer 🤐 silence is golden.

What are Deshaun’s new post-game festivities? Is Cincinnati boring enough to keep him out of trouble on Sunday?

Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Hunter Biden? No politics - just wanna know who can bring the heat 🔥 

Will the dog pound embrace Leshaun the first time he tries to jump into the crowd after a score? If they do, will he be scoping out the closest available female option within arm’s length? 

Please don’t forget to cast your votes above. And tune in for the 1 o’clock CARP event. 

[Kiwibrown]

[brownie man]

@NateDawg

great job 👏🏾

I’ve got to see what we do post Takitaki injury before I make my final call 

[candyman93]

@Reginaldm9 where r u

 

Also, prediction: Cinci has a fantastic game plan for 3 quarters and completely abandon it in the 4th.

[dawgdish]

Burrows takes Leshaun easily. We don't have enough smoke, or mirrors.

[mtmmike]

Mw11 

 Browns 56

Bengals 10 fire Joe woods because he only had 4 intercerceptions for 28 points

Leshaun 57 qb rating let's trade myles Garrett because we need salary cap room for rollover dollars to keep leshaun.

[DawgX]

4 hours ago, NateDawg said:

Your 5-7 Cleveland Browns are set to face their CARP rival and recent in-state punching bag, the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. 

As per CARP tradition, forces combine to make an unstoppable Ohio concoction.

This time around, it’s the most deadly version to date.

And man, a running back duo that really knows how to bring the hurt. 

Your local opportunist and new starting QB is trying to put a winning streak together. He will also attempt to throw his first TD of the season this week. Rest assured, if all else fails, I hear a former #1 pick is back on the market. 

Recently, the Browns have found success led by their resurgent defensive coordinator, who has brilliantly schemed up a base defense that is soft in the middle and doesn’t blitz. It’s a strategy that has really confused the Bengals to a high degree of Cleveland success the past couple of seasons.

The CARP fan in me is rooting for Joe Burrow to decipher the code one of these times. 



If QB1 can go streaking, hope is still alive. 


#SELL

CARP 2.0 should be a fun festivity. Will our stellar special teams unit led by Texans game co-MVP Mike Preifer out-score Leshaun’s offense again? 

THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

How many relevant stats will mike rattle off against you simpletons this week? I know the answer 🤐 silence is golden.

What are Deshaun’s new post-game festivities? Is Cincinnati boring enough to keep him out of trouble on Sunday?

Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Hunter Biden? No politics - just wanna know who can bring the heat 🔥 

Will the dog pound embrace Leshaun the first time he tries to jump into the crowd after a score? If they do, will he be scoping out the closest available female option within arm’s length? 

Please don’t forget to cast your votes above. And tune in for the 1 o’clock CARP event. 

Excellent post.

[DawgX]

You know what @NateDawg and Leshaun have in common since Leshaun came back? Leshaun is 1-0 and Nate is 1-0 in game day threads he created. Undefeated.

[NateDawg]

1 minute ago, DawgX said:

You know what @NateDawg and Leshaun have in common since Leshaun came back? Leshaun is 1-0 and Nate is 1-0 in game day threads he created. Undefeated.

Our only similarity! 
I claim rights to the GDT until Leshaun let’s me down with an L.

[DawgX]

3 minutes ago, NateDawg said:

Our only similarity! 
I claim rights to the GDT until Leshaun let’s me down with an L.

[brownie man]

Can someone explain the Leshaun? Why y’all calling him that?

 

 

[candyman93]

6 hours ago, brownie man said:

Can someone explain the Leshaun? Why y’all calling him that?

 

 

U don’tget it  .

 

no ojigboo for 150 mil

 

silence is golden

Edited December 6, 2022 by candyman93

[Bucketheadsdad]

6 hours ago, NateDawg said:

Our only similarity! 
I claim rights to the GDT until Leshaun let’s me down with an L.

Works for me.  I did the previous two weeks, so I'm thrilled that someone stepped up. 

@NateDawg, please consider yourself anointed by the rest of the forum.

So.......

We'll say it again!!!

 

[MWil23]

@NateDawg poll option for me to post in Brownie Man’s persona again this week. 

7 hours ago, mtmmike said:

Mw11 

 Browns 56

I’m not sure why this means but I love it Mike

[big poppa pump]

3 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

Mw11 

 Browns 56

 

3 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

I’m not sure why this means but I love it Mike

Cmon dude...it's not that difficult....sheesh

 

Mw11 trying to figure this out