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Week 14 CARP v.2: Leshaun goes streaking


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Your 5-7 Cleveland Browns are set to face their CARP rival and recent in-state punching bag, the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. 

As per CARP tradition, forces combine to make an unstoppable Ohio concoction.

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This time around, it’s the most deadly version to date.

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And man, a running back duo that really knows how to bring the hurt. 

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Your local opportunist and new starting QB is trying to put a winning streak together. He will also attempt to throw his first TD of the season this week. Rest assured, if all else fails, I hear a former #1 pick is back on the market. 

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Recently, the Browns have found success led by their resurgent defensive coordinator, who has brilliantly schemed up a base defense that is soft in the middle and doesn’t blitz. It’s a strategy that has really confused the Bengals to a high degree of Cleveland success the past couple of seasons.

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The CARP fan in me is rooting for Joe Burrow to decipher the code one of these times. 

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If QB1 can go streaking, hope is still alive. 

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#SELL

CARP 2.0 should be a fun festivity. Will our stellar special teams unit led by Texans game co-MVP Mike Preifer out-score Leshaun’s offense again? 

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THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

How many relevant stats will mike rattle off against you simpletons this week? I know the answer 🤐 silence is golden.

What are Deshaun’s new post-game festivities? Is Cincinnati boring enough to keep him out of trouble on Sunday?

Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Hunter Biden? No politics - just wanna know who can bring the heat 🔥 

Will the dog pound embrace Leshaun the first time he tries to jump into the crowd after a score? If they do, will he be scoping out the closest available female option within arm’s length? 

Please don’t forget to cast your votes above. And tune in for the 1 o’clock CARP event. 

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4 hours ago, NateDawg said:

Your 5-7 Cleveland Browns are set to face their CARP rival and recent in-state punching bag, the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. 

As per CARP tradition, forces combine to make an unstoppable Ohio concoction.

carp-fishing.gif

SolidOldEgret-max-1mb.gif

super-mario-allstars-nintendo.gif

This time around, it’s the most deadly version to date.

web-220809-deshaun-watson.jpg


And man, a running back duo that really knows how to bring the hurt. 

kareem-hunt.gif

ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

Your local opportunist and new starting QB is trying to put a winning streak together. He will also attempt to throw his first TD of the season this week. Rest assured, if all else fails, I hear a former #1 pick is back on the market. 

MeagerSpeedyLcont-size_restricted.gif

Recently, the Browns have found success led by their resurgent defensive coordinator, who has brilliantly schemed up a base defense that is soft in the middle and doesn’t blitz. It’s a strategy that has really confused the Bengals to a high degree of Cleveland success the past couple of seasons.

C2Y7qc2WQAESQLr.jpg

The CARP fan in me is rooting for Joe Burrow to decipher the code one of these times. 

macaulay-culkin-net-worth.png

If QB1 can go streaking, hope is still alive. 

tpcz4f94kax81.jpg?auto=webp&s=9ac23541c5
#SELL

CARP 2.0 should be a fun festivity. Will our stellar special teams unit led by Texans game co-MVP Mike Preifer out-score Leshaun’s offense again? 

1196278063.jpg

THINGS TO WATCH FOR:

How many relevant stats will mike rattle off against you simpletons this week? I know the answer 🤐 silence is golden.

What are Deshaun’s new post-game festivities? Is Cincinnati boring enough to keep him out of trouble on Sunday?

Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Hunter Biden? No politics - just wanna know who can bring the heat 🔥 

Will the dog pound embrace Leshaun the first time he tries to jump into the crowd after a score? If they do, will he be scoping out the closest available female option within arm’s length? 

Please don’t forget to cast your votes above. And tune in for the 1 o’clock CARP event. 

Excellent post.

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