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Had a dream (nightmare) last night that the wife took me to a live show for a "Chris Cattan", and it wasn't until midway though this awful performance to realize that it was the real "Chris Kattan", just heavier and older. It was perverse and uninteresting. (Worse yet, my wife gave my extremely reserved parents the other two tickets.)

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14 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Had a dream (nightmare) last night that the wife took me to a live show for a "Chris Cattan", and it wasn't until midway though this awful performance to realize that it was the real "Chris Kattan", just heavier and older. It was perverse and uninteresting. (Worse yet, my wife gave my extremely reserved parents the other two tickets.)

You’ve done amazing. Job well done. Make love to your wife as you await. 

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Courtesy of @TL-TwoWinsAway, I give you all the All-Star Bowl rosters. Game will be coming later today...

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QB: Patrick Mahomes (RJ)
RB: Dalvin Cook (HAN), Ezekiel Elliott (BG)
FB: Jonnu Smith (BG)
TE: Travis Kelce (BUR)
WR: Justin Jefferson (ANC), A.J. Brown (ANC), Tyreek Hill (RJ)
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (ANC), Laremy Tunsil (ANC)
OG: Zack Martin (LR), Wyatt Teller (BG)
C; Rodney Hudson (LAN)
DE: Daron Payne (BG), Kenny Clark (RJ)
NT: Dalvin Tomlinson (TOK)
OLB: Nick Bosa (ANC), Von Miller (BUR)
ILB: Tremaine Edmunds (ANC), Fred Warner (REY)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (TOK), Patrick Surtain (ANC)
SS: Patrick Peterson (HAM)
FS: Justin Simmons (LR)
K: Matt Prater (BG)
P: Corey Bojorquez (HAM)
RET: Andre Roberts (BG)*
HC: Sean McDermott (RJ)
OC: Jim Harbaugh (BUR)
DC: Matt Patricia (HAN)
STC: Dave Toub (BG)

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QB: Aaron Rodgers (SCR)
RB: Josh Jacobs (NZ), Christian McCaffrey (GRE)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (FRE)
TE: Dallas Goedert (IND)
WR: Davante Adams (SCR), CeeDee Lamb (LM), Deebo Samuel (PHO)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (PHO), Taylor Moton (NZ)
OG: Shaq Mason (FRE), Alijah Vera-Tucker (SCR)
C; Ryan Kelly (FRE)
DE: Myles Garrett (IND), Cameron Jordan (SCR)
DT: Jeffery Simmons (WAT), Vita Vea (WAT)
OLB: Eric Kendricks (NZ), Anthony Barr (SCR)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (IND)
CB: James Bradberry (IND), Sauce Gardner (NZ)
SS: Jevon Holland (NZ)
FS: Tariq Woolen (EGY)
K: Justin Tucker (WAT)
P: Johnny Hekker (FRE)
RET: Jaylen Waddle (NZ)*
HC: Jeff Fisher (WAT)
OC: Byron Leftwich (IND)
DC: Kirby Smart (GRE)
STC: Keith Armstrong (RIC)

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1 hour ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Courtesy of @TL-TwoWinsAway, I give you all the All-Star Bowl rosters. Game will be coming later today...

AQrOP0G.gif

QB: Patrick Mahomes (RJ)
RB: Dalvin Cook (HAN), Ezekiel Elliott (BG)
FB: Jonnu Smith (BG)
TE: Travis Kelce (BUR)
WR: Justin Jefferson (ANC), A.J. Brown (ANC), Tyreek Hill (RJ)
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (ANC), Laremy Tunsil (ANC)
OG: Zack Martin (LR), Wyatt Teller (BG)
C; Rodney Hudson (LAN)
DE: Daron Payne (BG), Kenny Clark (RJ)
NT: Dalvin Tomlinson (TOK)
OLB: Nick Bosa (ANC), Von Miller (BUR)
ILB: Tremaine Edmunds (ANC), Fred Warner (REY)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (TOK), Patrick Surtain (ANC)
SS: Patrick Peterson (HAM)
FS: Justin Simmons (LR)
K: Matt Prater (BG)
P: Corey Bojorquez (HAM)
RET: Andre Roberts (BG)*
HC: Sean McDermott (RJ)
OC: Jim Harbaugh (BUR)
DC: Matt Patricia (HAN)
STC: Dave Toub (BG)

PCkZ48k.gif

QB: Aaron Rodgers (SCR)
RB: Josh Jacobs (NZ), Christian McCaffrey (GRE)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (FRE)
TE: Dallas Goedert (IND)
WR: Davante Adams (SCR), CeeDee Lamb (LM), Deebo Samuel (PHO)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (PHO), Taylor Moton (NZ)
OG: Shaq Mason (FRE), Alijah Vera-Tucker (SCR)
C; Ryan Kelly (FRE)
DE: Myles Garrett (IND), Cameron Jordan (SCR)
DT: Jeffery Simmons (WAT), Vita Vea (WAT)
OLB: Eric Kendricks (NZ), Anthony Barr (SCR)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (IND)
CB: James Bradberry (IND), Sauce Gardner (NZ)
SS: Jevon Holland (NZ)
FS: Tariq Woolen (EGY)
K: Justin Tucker (WAT)
P: Johnny Hekker (FRE)
RET: Jaylen Waddle (NZ)*
HC: Jeff Fisher (WAT)
OC: Byron Leftwich (IND)
DC: Kirby Smart (GRE)
STC: Keith Armstrong (RIC)

Aaand, here it is! Will Cheesy be able to tie up the overall series or will Salsa asert its dominance one more in the All-Star Bowl? More importantly, which team will get an extra tag to spend next season on the game's MVP?

Youtube: https://youtu.be/p2wA8_Oz2jE
GameDoc: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jeUq-pRPfcXRjhNqcTOhS9GfdkU6ipg9/view?usp=sharing

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