Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 25 - Taco Bowl XXV Posted!)

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Nacho Simulation Football League

Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Monday, February 27th: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Thursday, March 2nd: Deadline for owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Monday, March 6th: Season 25's draft begins. As this is a winter season, incoming rookies are not eligible.
Saturday, March 25th: Deadline to use any remaining draft picks in the Season 25 draft before normal "first-come first-serve" free agency opens.

Draft Order

1. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (4-12)
2. Lancaster Fighting Amish (5-11)
3. Anchorage Amphibians (5-11)
4. Greenland Polar Bears (6-10)
5. Bowling Green Bighorns (6-10)
6. Hamilton Hornets (6-10)
7. Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-9)
8. New Zealand Blobfish (7-9)
9. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (7-9)
10. Egypt Starfalls (7-8-1)
11. Richmond Flying Squirrels (8-8)
12. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (8-8)
13. Indianapolis Predators (9-7)
14. Burlington Sock Puppets (9-7)
15. Tokyo Samurai (10-6)
16. Wattsville Waste Walruses (11-5)
17. Freiburg Venom (10-6)
18. Reykjavík Direwolves (11-5)
19. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-4-1)
20. Scranton Papermakers (12-4)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list - I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

• ukfan
• Malfatron

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

• Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
• Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
• Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

1. Record
2. Head-to-Head*
3. Division record (Same division only)
4. Conference record
5. Net points
6. Strength of schedule
7. Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it.

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

• Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
• After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
• In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
• On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
• The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.

Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive Tackles, two Offensive Guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defensive Ends, one/two Defensive Tackles, two/one Inside Linebackers, two Outside Linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free Safety, one Strong Safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any reasonable position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

• Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
• After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
• Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

• Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
• Running Back 1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
• Field Goal Try (max: 55 [your own 45], min: 20, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting. Note: length of field goal is this number + 17 (setting Field Goal Try to 40 will cause your team to attempt 57 yard field goals).
• Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to incompletions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
• Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletions.
• Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
• Defensive Formation (either 4-3 or 3-4, default: 4-3): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start two Defense Tackles, but only one Inside Linebacker (known as the Middle Linebacker). A 3-4 allows you to start two Inside Linebackers, but only one Defense Tackle (known as the Nose Tackle).
• Return man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
• You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

• Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
• Stadium Type (default: Random): There are six types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Outdoor Concrete, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt and Concrete fields are a bit harder to play on for all players (with Dirt fields affecting the passing game more, and Concrete ones affecting the running game more), and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
• Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
• Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
• Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
• Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:


Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after a team's last game is played. After that time, players cannot be Signed or Cut (but Trades can be made). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

• Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

• Runningback
• Wide Receiver
• Offensive Tackle
• 4-3 Defensive End
• 3-4 Outside Linebacker
• Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

• Tight End
• Offensive Guard
• Center
• 3-4 Defensive End
• 4-3 Outside Linebacker
• Defensive Tackle
• Inside Linebacker
• Strong Safety
• Free Safety
• Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tag):

• Fullback
• Kicker
• Punter
• Offensive Coordinator
• Defensive Coordinator
• Special Teams Coordinator
• Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or fewer games their previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season.

Players count as the tier they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4. In addition, players who were kept the previous season cost a minimum of what they cost the year before.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History
S25 Detailed Statistics
S25 Draft
Player/Team Stat Rankings
S26 Draft Order

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14
Week 15
Week 16
Divisional Playoffs
Conference Championships
All Star Bowl XXII
Taco Bowl XXV

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)

QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Jamaal Williams (DET), Antonio Gibson (WAS)
FB: Reggie Gilliam (BUF)
TE: Dawson Knox (BUF)
WR: Stefon Diggs (BUF), Michael Pittman (IND), Gabriel Davis (BUF)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Andrew Thomas (NYG)
OG: Ezra Cleveland (MIN), Robert Hunt (MIA)
C; Ethan Pocic (CLE)
DE: J.J. Watt (ARI), Cameron Heyward (PIT)
NT: Fletcher Cox (PHI)
OLB: Za'Darius Smith (MIN), Chandler Jones (LV)
ILB: Fred Warner (SF), Patrick Queen (BAL)
CB: Trevon Diggs (DAL), L'Jarius Sneed (KC)
SS: Tashaun Gipson (SF)
FS: Jessie Bates (CIN)
K: Daniel Carlson (LV)
P: Mitch Wishnowsky (SF)
HC: Nick Sirianni (PHI)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (KC)
DC: Leslie Frazier (BUF)
STC: Matthew Smiley (BUF)
PS: Derrick Nnadi (KC), Devin Bush (PIT), Kene Nwangwu (MIN)*, Matt Feiler (LAC), Bryce Callahan (LAC)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White

Burlington Sock Puppets (Owner: Daboyle)

QB: Tom Brady (TB)
RB: Brian Robinson (WAS), D'Onta Foreman (CAR)
FB: Jordan Akins (HOU)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR), Odell Beckham Jr. (FA), Zay Jones (JAX)
OT: Kolton Miller (LV), Braden Smith (IND)
OG: Austin Corbett (CAR), Alex Cappa (CIN)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Brandon Graham (PHI), Marcus Davenport (NO)
NT: D.J. Reader (CIN)
OLB: Von Miller (BUF), Leighton Vander Esch (DAL)
ILB: T.J. Edwards (PHI), Jerome Baker (MIA)
CB: Kendall Fuller (WAS), Mike Hilton (CIN)
SS: Jabrill Peppers (NE)
FS: Malik Hooker (DAL)
K: Mason Crosby (GB)
P: Ryan Wright (MIN)
HC: Bill Belichick (NE)
OC: Jim Harbaugh (FA)
DC: Don Martindale (NYG)
STC: Chris Horton (BAL)
PS: Keisean Nixon (GB)*, Charles Leno (WAS), Cole Holcomb (WAS), Jayron Kearse (DAL), Shelby Harris (SEA)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20 (+1 for Travis Kelce)
Picks: S26 8th (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 95, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Coat Factory - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 35, Precip: 60, Wind: 70
Primary Color - White, Secondary Color - Red

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Kareem Hunt (CLE)
FB: Khari Blasingame (CHI)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (MIA), Terry McLaurin (WAS), Chase Claypool (CHI)*
OT: Taylor Lewan (TEN), Jawaan Taylor (JAX)
OG: Brandon Scherff (JAX), Damien Lewis (SEA)
C; Corey Linsley (LAC)
DE: Demarcus Lawrence (DAL), Jason Pierre-Paul (BAL)
DT: Kenny Clark (GB), Ndamukong Suh (PHI)
OLB: Bobby Okereke (IND), Alex Anzalone (DET)
MLB: David Long Jr. (TEN)
CB: Tyson Campbell (JAX), Asante Samuel Jr. (LAC)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
OC: Mike McDaniel (MIA)
DC: Jack Del Rio (WAS)
STC: Darren Rizzi (NO)
PS: Bud Dupree (TEN), D.J. Chark (DET), Desmond Ridder (ATL), Zach Wilson (NYJ), Teair Tart (TEN)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 4th (LM), S26 8th (WAT), S26 1st (RJ), S26 10th (RJ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6, Season 21

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 61, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 51
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

QB: Joe Burrow (CIN)
RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN), Travis Etienne (JAX)
FB: A.J. Dillon (GB)
TE: Noah Fant (SEA)
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Brandon Aiyuk (SF), Tyler Boyd (CIN)
OT: Jason Peters (DAL), Jack Conklin (CLE)
OG: David DeCastro (FA), Ben Powers (BAL)
C; Connor Williams (MIA)
DE: Rashan Gary (GB), Shaquil Barrett (TB)
DT: Christopher Jones (KC), Calais Campbell (BAL)
OLB: Kwon Alexander (NYJ), Denzel Perryman (LV)
MLB: Josey Jewell (DEN)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL), Marcus Peters (BAL)
SS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT)
K: Graham Gano (NYG)
P: Riley Dixon (LAR)
HC: Dan Campbell (DET)
OC: Todd Monken (FA)
DC: Matt Patricia (NE)
STC: Bubba Ventrone (IND)
PS: Jameson Williams (DET), Rob Havenstein (LAR), Devin Duvernay (BAL)*, Alexander Mattison (MIN), Justin Pugh (ARI)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 10th (HAM), S26 3rd (HAN), S26 5th (HAN), S26 7th (HAN)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 23

Coaching Strategy -  Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 68, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 55
Primary Color - Red Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Lancaster Fighting Amish (Owner: TOUCAN)

QB: Russell Wilson (DEN)
RB: Tony Pollard (DAL), Melvin Gordon (FA)
FB: Derek Watt (PIT)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Allen Robinson (LAR), Chris Olave (NO), Allen Lazard (GB)
OT: Penei Sewell (DET), Ronnie Stanley (BAL)
OG: Kevin Zeitler (BAL), Nate Davis (TEN)
C; Rodney Hudson (ARI)
DE: Frank Clark (KC), Jadeveon Clowney (CLE)
DT: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Javon Kinlaw (SF)
OLB: Dre Greenlaw (SF), Jamin Davis (WAS)
MLB: Lavonte David (TB)
CB: Carlton Davis (TB), Shaquill Griffin (JAX)
SS: Kamren Curl (WAS)
FS: Dax Hill (CIN)
K: Evan McPherson (CIN)
P: Tress Way (WAS)
HC: Matt LaFleur (GB)
OC: Kellen Moore (DAL)
DC: Raheem Morris (LAR)
STC: Larry Izzo (SEA)
PS: Kenny Pickett (PIT), Skyy Moore (KC)*, Benjamin St-Juste (WAS), Kenneth Gainwell (PHI), ???

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 5th (HAM), S27 1st (WAT), S27 10th (LAN)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 30, Defensive Ag: 30, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - The Silo - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Silver, Secondary Color - Navy Blue

Blue Division

Anchorage Amphibians (Owner: Scoundrel)

QB: Trevor Lawrence (JAX)
RB: Miles Sanders (PHI), Najee Harris (PIT)
FB: Isiah Pacheco (KC)
TE: Evan Engram (JAX)
WR: Justin Jefferson (MIN), A.J. Brown (PHI), Courtland Sutton (DEN)
OT: Laremy Tunsil (HOU), Ryan Ramczyk (NO)
OG: Joe Thuney (KC), Elgton Jenkins (GB)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Nick Bosa (SF), Kwity Paye (IND)
DT: Javon Hargrave (PHI), Grady Jarrett (ATL)
OLB: Isaiah Simmons (ARI), Logan Wilson (CIN)
MLB: Tremaine Edmunds (BUF)
CB: Patrick Surtain II (DEN), Jamel Dean (TB)
SS: Kyle Hamilton (BAL)
FS: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (PHI)
K: Jason Myers (SEA)
P: Tommy Townsend (KC)
HC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
OC: Brian Daboll (NYG)
DC: Robert Saleh (NYJ)
STC: Richard Bisaccia (GB)
PS: Kaiir Elam (BUF), Travon Walker (JAX), Sam Howell (WAS), Ickey Ekwonu (CAR), James Cook (BUF)*

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 8th (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Muskeg - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 5, Precip: 30, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Green, Secondary Color - Brown

Bowling Green Bighorns (Owner: RTTRUTH)

QB: Derek Carr (LV)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (DAL), James Conner (ARI)
FB: Jonnu Smith (NE)
TE: Dalton Schultz (DAL)
WR: Christian Kirk (JAX), Jerry Jeudy (DEN), Jahan Dotson (WAS)
OT: Orlando Brown Jr. (KC), Jedrick Wills (CLE)
OG: Landon Dickerson (PHI), Wyatt Teller (CLE)
C; Chase Roullier (WAS)
DE: George Karlaftis (KC), Melvin Ingram (MIA)
DT: Daron Payne (WAS), Leonard Williams (NYG)
OLB: Jordan Hicks (MIN), Devin Lloyd (JAX)
MLB: C.J. Mosley (NYJ)
CB: Darius Slay (PHI), Trent McDuffie (KC)
SS: Jalen Pitre (HOU)
FS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
K: Matt Prater (ARI)
P: Bryan Anger (DAL)
HC: Zac Taylor (CIN)
OC: Shane Steichen (PHI)
DC: DeMeco Ryans (SF)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: Andre Roberts (CAR)*, Uchenna Nwosu (SEA), Sam Hubbard (CIN), Charles Cross (SEA), Marcus Jones (NE)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 4th (LR), S26 3rd (BG), S26 11th (BG)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15, Season 18

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 60, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Fruit of the Loom Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 42, Precip: 45, Wind: 39
Primary Color - Pale Green, Secondary Color - Forest Green

Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)

QB: Josh Allen (BUF)
RB: David Montgomery (CHI), James Robinson (NYJ)
FB: C.J. Ham (MIN)
TE: Mike Gesicki (MIA)
WR: Michael Thomas Jr. (NO), Julio Jones (TB), Curtis Samuel (WAS)
OT: Brian O'Neill (MIN), Dion Dawkins (BUF)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), James Daniels (PIT)
C; Mitch Morse (BUF)
DE: Khalil Mack (LAC), John Franklin-Myers (NYJ)
DT: Ed Oliver (BUF), B.J. Hill (CIN)
OLB: Matt Milano (BUF), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Demario Davis (NO)
CB: Byron Jones (MIA), Kenny Moore (IND)
SS: Talanoa Hufanga (SF)
FS: Justin Simmons (DEN)
K: Chris Boswell (PIT)
P: Jake Bailey (NE)
HC: Mike Zimmer (FA)
OC: Bill O'Brien (FA)
DC: Wade Phillips (FA)
STC: Joe Judge (NE)
PS: Brock Purdy (SF), Jordan Love (GB), Jimmy Garoppolo (SF), Braxton Berrios (NYJ)*, De'Vondre Campbell (GB)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 1st (PHO), S26 3rd (IND), S26 1st (LR), S26 3rd (LR), S26 4th (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 40, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 50, Precip: 1, Wind: 0
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Tokyo Samurai (Owner: bcb1213)

QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Rhamondre Stevenson (NE), Javonte Williams (DEN)
FB: Pat Freiermuth (PIT)
TE: Cole Kmet (CHI)
WR: Tyler Lockett (SEA), Garrett Wilson (NYJ), Hunter Renfrow (LV)
OT: Terron Armstead (MIA), Morgan Moses (BAL)
OG: Michael Onwenu (NE), Will Hernandez (ARI)
C; Tyler Linderbaum (BAL)
DE: Dre'Mont Jones (DEN), Denico Autry (TEN)
NT: Dalvin Tomlinson (MIN)
OLB: Matt Judon (NE), Jaelan Phillips (MIA)
ILB: Kyzir White (PHI), Foyesade Oluokun (JAX)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), D.J. Reed (NYJ)
SS: Vonn Bell (CIN)
FS: Marcus A. Williams (BAL)
K: Jake Elliott (PHI)
P: Logan Cooke (JAX)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Doug Pederson (JAX)
DC: Vic Fangio (FA)
STC: John Fassel (DAL)
PS: Rachaad White (TB), Malcolm Rodriguez (DET), Roger McCreary (TEN), John Metchie III (HOU)*, K.J. Osborn (MIN)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 3rd (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 43, RB1 Chance: 66, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Bushido Bowl - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 55, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Parchment, Secondary Color - Brown

Hamilton Hornets (Owner: LAOJoe)

QB: Geno Smith (SEA)
RB: Devin Singletary (BUF), Joe Mixon (CIN)
FB: Breece Hall (NYJ)
TE: T.J. Hockenson (MIN)
WR: Ja'Marr Chase (CIN), Drake London (ATL), Russell Gage (TB)*
OT: Connor McGovern (NYJ), Isaac Seumalo (PHI)
OG: Christian Darrisaw (MIN), Lane Johnson (PHI)
C; Laken Tomlinson (NYJ)
DE: Deatrich Wise Jr. (NE), Preston Smith (GB)
NT: Grover Stewart (IND)
OLB: Germaine Pratt (CIN), Drue Tranquill (LAC)
ILB: Alex Singleton (DEN), Frankie Luvu (CAR)
CB: Marco Wilson (ARI), Rasul Douglas (GB)
SS: Patrick Peterson (MIN)
FS: Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB)
K: Brett Maher (DAL)
P: Corey Bojorquez (CLE)
HC: Mike McCarthy (DAL)
OC: Brian Callahan (CIN)
DC: Jonathan Gannon (PHI)
STC: Frank Ross (HOU)
PS: Justin Fields (CHI), Daniel Jones (NYG), Teven Jenkins (CHI), Treylon Burks (TEN), Joshua Allen (JAX)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 2nd (SCR), S26 2nd (WAT), S26 3rd (LM), S26 5th (HAN), S26 7th (HAN), S27 1st (LM), S27 1st (SCR), S27 3rd (WAT), S27 6th (WAT), S28 1st (WAT), S26 5th (HAM), S26 10th (HAM), S27 10th (HAM), S28 10th (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 60, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 25, Defensive Ag: 100, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Hive - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 31, Precip: 31, Wind: 31
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Gold

Salsa Conference

Green Division

Wattsville Waste Walruses (Owner: TL-TwoWinsAway)

QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB), Austin Ekeler (LAC)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: Darren Waller (LV)
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET)*, Tee Higgins (CIN), Robert Woods (TEN)
OT: David Bakhtiari (GB), Tyron Smith (DAL)
OG: Joel Bitonio (CLE), Quenton Nelson (IND)
C; Creed Humphrey (KC)
DE: Jeffery Simmons (TEN), Joey Bosa (LAC)
NT: Vita Vea (TB)
OLB: T.J. Watt (PIT), Robert Quinn (PHI)
ILB: Ja'Whaun Bentley (NE), Alexander Johnson (SEA)
CB: Byron Murphy (ARI), Casey Hayward (ATL)
SS: Tyrann Mathieu (NO)
FS: Devin McCourty (NE)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: A.J. Cole III (LV)
HC: Jeff Fisher (FA)
OC: Duce Staley (FA)
DC: Jim Schwartz (FA)
STC: Joe DeCamillis (LAR)
PS: Matt Gay (LAR), Younghoe Koo (ATL), Robbie Gould (SF), Aidan Hutchinson (DET), Darious Williams (JAX)

S26 Keeper Tags: 19
Picks: S26 10th (RJ), S27 10th (HAM), S27 10th (LAN), S28 10th (HAM), S26 1st (WAT), S26 2nd (WAT), S26 4th (WAT), S26 5th (WAT), S26 6th (WAT), S26 8th (WAT), S26 9th (WAT), S27 1st (WAT), S27 3rd (WAT), S27 6th (WAT), S28 1st (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17, Season 25

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 70, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium - Sirhowy Valley Field - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 20, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Baby Blue, Secondary Color - White

Greenland Polar Bears (Owner: Pickle Rick)

QB: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (SF), Cam Akers (LAR)
FB: Josh Oliver (BAL)
TE: O.J. Howard (HOU)
WR: Chris Godwin (TB), Diontae Johnson (PIT), Christian Watson (GB)*
OT: Rashawn Slater (LAC), Garett Bolles (DEN)
OG: Trey Smith (KC), Kenyon Green (HOU)
C; Bradley Bozeman (CAR)
DE: Michael Pierce (BAL), Jerry Hughes (HOU)
NT: Jordan Davis (PHI)
OLB: Kayvon Thibodeaux (NYG), Bradley Chubb (MIA)
ILB: Devin White (TB), Pete Werner (NO)
CB: Chidobe Awuzie (CIN), Jonathan Jones (NE)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Mike Edwards (TB)
K: Cairo Santos (CHI)
P: Andy Lee (ARI)
HC: Nick Saban (FA)
OC: Garrett Riley (FA)
DC: Kirby Smart (FA)
STC: Jerry Rosburg (DEN)
PS: Jared Goff (DET), Aaron Banks (SF), Joe Tryon-Shoyinka (TB), Latavius Murray (DEN), Myjai Sanders (ARI)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 1st (GRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 44, RB1 Chance: 74, Field Goal Try: 42, Offensive Ag: 84, Defensive Ag: 84, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Iceberg Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 5, Precip: 0, Wind: 85
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Aqua

Richmond Flying Squirrels (Owner: swoosh)

QB: Josh Johnson (SF)
RB: Cordarrelle Patterson (ATL)*, Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Keith Smith (ATL)
TE: David Njoku (CLE)
WR: George Pickens (PIT), A.J. Green (ARI), D.K. Metcalf (SEA)
OT: Isaiah Wynn (NE), Cam Robinson (JAX)
OG: Dalton Risner (DEN), Cesar Ruiz (NO)
C; Garrett Bradbury (MIN)
DE: Carlos Dunlap (KC), Jermaine Johnson II (NYJ)
DT: Christian Barmore (NE), Linval Joseph (PHI)
OLB: Arnold Ebiketie (ATL), James Houston (DET)
MLB: Myles Jack (PIT)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (IND), A.J. Terrell (ATL)
SS: Budda Baker (ARI)
FS: Juan Thornhill (KC)
K: Nick Folk (NE)
P: Jamie Gillan (NYG)
HC: Kliff Kingsbury (ARI)
OC: Mike LaFleur (NYJ)
DC: Dean Pees (ATL)
STC: Keith Armstrong (TB)
PS: Shaquille Leonard (IND), Gregory Rousseau (BUF), Calvin Ridley (JAX), Nick Bolton (KC), D.J. Moore (CAR)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 2nd (FRE), S26 3rd (BG), S26 3rd (FRE), S26 4th (SCR), S26 5th (WAT), S26 6th (WAT), S26 7th (FRE), S26 11th (BG), S26 8th (RIC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 19

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 20, Offensive Ag: 100, Defensive Ag: 100, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Nut House - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 50, Precip: 74, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Light Red, Secondary Color - Gray

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)

QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB)
RB: Leonard Fournette (TB), D'Andre Swift (DET)
FB: Damien Harris (NE)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), DeAndre Hopkins (ARI), Antonio Brown (FA)
OT: Kaleb McGary (ATL), Trent Brown (NE)
OG: Alijah Vera-Tucker (NYJ), Quinn Meinerz (DEN)
C; David Andrews (NE)
DE: Trey Hendrickson (CIN), Cameron Jordan (NO)
DT: Christian Wilkins (MIA), Dexter Lawrence (NYG)
OLB: Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (CLE), Anthony Barr (DAL)
MLB: Deion Jones (CLE)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB), Adoree' Jackson (NYG)*
SS: Jamal Adams (SEA)
FS: John Johnson (CLE)
K: Tyler Bass (BUF)
P: Jake Camarda (TB)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Kevin Stefanski (CLE)
DC: Steve Spagnuolo (KC)
STC: Mike Priefer (CLE)
PS: Corey Davis (NYJ), Jonah Jackson (DET), Azeez Al-Shaair (SF), Hayden Hurst (CIN), Taylor Rapp (LAR)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 1st (SCR), S26 2nd (SCR), S26 4th (SCR), S27 1st (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16, Season 24

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rubber Ducks (Owner: Kingram)

QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), Elijah Mitchell (SF)
FB: Jakob Johnson (LV)
TE: Tyler Higbee (LAR)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Deebo Samuel (SF), Donovan Peoples-Jones (CLE)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (TB), Jonah Williams (CIN)
OG: Braxton Jones (CHI), Donovan Smith (TB)
C; Erik McCoy (NO)
DE: Matthew Ioannidis (CAR), Carl Lawson (NYJ)
NT: David Onyemata (NO)
OLB: Alex Highsmith (PIT), Leonard Floyd (LAR)
ILB: Nakobe Dean (PHI), Elandon Roberts (MIA)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Marshon Lattimore (NO)
SS: Kyle Dugger (NE)
FS: Adrian Amos (GB)
K: Greg Zuerlein (NYJ)
P: Blake Gillikin (NO)
HC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
OC: Josh McDaniels (LV)
DC: Dennis Allen (NO)
STC: Ryan Ficken (LAC)
PS: Trey Lance (SF), Elijah Moore (NYJ), Alontae Taylor (NO), Deonte Harty (NO)*, Justin Madubuike (BAL)

S26 Keeper Tags: 19
Picks: S26 1st (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 65
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Orange, Secondary Color - Blue

Yellow Division

New Zealand Blobfish (Owner: EaglesPeteC)

QB: Jalen Hurts (PHI)
RB: Josh Jacobs (LV), Kenneth Walker III (SEA)
FB: Gus Edwards (BAL)
TE: Zach Ertz (ARI)
WR: Jaylen Waddle (MIA)*, DeVonta Smith (PHI), Adam Thielen (MIN)
OT: D.J. Humphries (ARI), Taylor Moton (CAR)
OG: Andrew Norwell (WAS), Jon Runyan Jr. (GB)
C; Ben Jones (TEN)
DE: Brian Burns (CAR), Chase Young (WAS)
DT: Quinnen Williams (NYJ), Arik Armstead (SF)
OLB: Jordyn Brooks (SEA), Willie Gay Jr. (KC)
MLB: Eric Kendricks (MIN)
CB: Denzel Ward (CLE), Sauce Gardner (NYJ)
SS: Jevon Holland (MIA)
FS: Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU)
K: Jason Sanders (MIA)
P: Thomas Morstead (MIA)
HC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
OC: Mike Kafka (NYG)
DC: Brandon Staley (LAC)
STC: Dave Fipp (DET)
PS: Montez Sweat (WAS), Jeremy Chinn (CAR), Ryan Tannehill (TEN), Alim McNeill (DET), Darnell Mooney (CHI)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 72, Defensive Ag:75, Run D Priority: 65
Stadium - Gilbert E. Blobbington Memorial Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 50, Precip: 25, Wind: 16
Primary Color - Dark Navy, Secondary Color - Light Sea Green

Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (Owner: The Orca)

QB: Kyle Trask (TB)
RB: Rashaad Penny (SEA), Dameon Pierce (HOU)
FB: Cethan Carter (MIA)
TE: Kyle Pitts (ATL)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL), JuJu Smith-Schuster (KC), Kadarius Toney (KC)*
OT: Evan Neal (NYG), Jake Matthews (ATL)
OG: Connor J. McGovern (DAL), Halapoulivaati Vaitai (DET)
C; Tyler Biadasz (DAL)
DE: Yannick Ngakoue (IND), Tanoh Kpassagnon (NO)
NT: Leki Fotu (ARI)
OLB: Harold Landry (TEN), Josh Uche (NE)
ILB: Jayon Brown (LV), Christian Kirksey (HOU)
CB: Sean Murphy-Bunting (TB), C.J. Henderson (CAR)
SS: Keanu Neal (TB)
FS: Marcus Maye (NO)
K: Ka'Imi Fairbairn (HOU)
P: Rigoberto Sanchez (IND)
HC: Urban Meyer (FA)
OC: Liam Coen (LAR)
DC: Vance Joseph (ARI)
STC: Richard Hightower (CHI)
PS: Jon Bostic (WAS), Odafe Oweh (BAL), Mac Jones (NE), Greg Newsome II (CLE), Alex Leatherwood (CHI)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 1st (WAT), S26 1st (RJ), S26 1st (SCR), S26 1st (EGY), S26 1st (LR), S26 1st (GRE), S26 3rd (HAN), S26 4th (WAT), S26 8th (RIC), S26 10th (LM), S26 3rd (LM), S26 4th (LM), S26 10th (LM), S27 1st (LM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 30
Stadium - The Cirque Tarn - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 3, Precip: 100, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Light Blue, Secondary Color - Light Orange

Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)

QB: Justin Herbert (LAC)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), J.K. Dobbins (BAL)
FB: Alec Ingold (MIA)
TE: Dallas Goedert (PHI)
WR: Jarvis Landry (NO), Marvin Jones (JAX), Sterling Shepard (NYG)
OT: Duane Brown (NYJ), Taylor Decker (DET)
OG: Gabe Jackson (SEA), Trai Turner (WAS)
C; Frank Ragnow (DET)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), Josh Sweat (PHI)
DT: DeForest Buckner (IND), Poona Ford (SEA)
OLB: Shaq Thompson (CAR), Kyle Van Noy (LAC)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (LAR)
CB: James Bradberry (PHI), Cameron Sutton (PIT)
SS: Landon Collins (NYG)
FS: Quandre Diggs (SEA)
K: Joey Slye (WAS)
P: Bradley Pinion (ATL)
HC: Ron Rivera (WAS)
OC: Byron Leftwich (TB)
DC: Lou Anarumo (CIN)
STC: Brant Boyer (NYJ)
PS: T.Y. Hilton (DAL), Darius Slayton (NYG), DeAndre Carter (LAC)*, ???, ???

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 3rd (IND)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 22

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 57, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red

Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)

QB: Matthew Stafford (LAR)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Adrian Peterson (FA)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Juwan Johnson (NO)
WR: Marquise Brown (ARI), Mike Williams (LAC), DeVante Parker (NE)
OT: Eric Fisher (MIA), Mike McGlinchey (SF)
OG: Tyler Smith (DAL), Shaq Mason (TB)
C; Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Derrick Brown (CAR), Zach Allen (ARI)
NT: D.J. Jones (DEN)
OLB: Maxx Crosby (LV), Azeez Ojulari (NYG)
ILB: Roquan Smith (BAL), Zaven Collins (ARI)
CB: Jaycee Horn (CAR), Charvarius Ward (SF)
SS: Jordan Poyer (BUF)
FS: Jaylon Johnson (CHI)
K: Wil Lutz (NO)
P: Johnny Hekker (CAR)
HC: Andy Reid (KC)
OC: Sean Payton (FA)
DC: Gus Bradley (IND)
STC: Mike Westhoff (FA)
PS: Nyheim Hines (BUF)*, Dan Quinn (DAL), Jaquan Brisker (CHI), Abraham Lucas (SEA), Baker Mayfield (LAR)

S26 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 2nd (FRE), S26 3rd (FRE), S26 7th (FRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 46, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 60
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 65, Precip: 35, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon

Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El Ramster)

QB: Deshaun Watson (CLE)
RB: Tyler Allgeier (ATL), Khalil Herbert (CHI)
FB: Jeff Wilson Jr. (MIA)
TE: Gerald Everett (LAC)
WR: Amari Cooper (CLE), Brandin Cooks (HOU), Jakobi Meyers (NE)
OT: Jordan Mailata (PHI), La'el Collins (CIN)
OG: Chris Lindstrom (ATL), Rodger Saffold (BUF)
C; Brian Allen (LAR)
DE: Danielle Hunter (MIN), Haason Reddick (PHI)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Randy Gregory (DEN)
OLB: Darrell Taylor (SEA), Justin Houston (BAL)
MLB: Rashaan Evans (ATL)
CB: Xavien Howard (MIA), J.C. Jackson (LAC)
SS: Adrian Phillips (NE)
FS: Tariq Woolen (SEA)
K: Eddy Pineiro (CAR)
P: Cameron Johnston (HOU)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Kevin O'Connell (MIN)
DC: Steve Wilks (CAR)
STC: Brian Schneider (SF)
PS: Raheem Mostert (MIA), Baron Browning (DEN), Parris Campbell (IND)*, Josh Palmer (LAC), ???

S26 Keeper Tags: 19
Picks: S26 9th (WAT), S26 1st (EGY)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver

Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-4-1) xyz
2. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6) x
3. Hanoi Viet Kongs (9-7)
4. Burlington Sock Puppets (6-9-1)
5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (5-11)

Blue Division

1. Anchorage Amphibians (10-6) xy
2. Little Rock Uni Royals (9-7) x
3. Bowling Green Bighorns (8-8)
4. Tokyo Samurai (7-9)
5. Hamilton Hornets (3-13)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

1. Wattsville Waste Walruses (12-4) xyz
2. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (11-5) x
3. Greenland Polar Bears (10-6) x
4. Scranton Papermakers (8-8)
5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (4-12)

Yellow Division

1. New Zealand Blobfish (11-5) xy
2. Indianapolis Predators (9-6-1)
3. Freiburg Venom (7-8-1)
4. Egypt Starfalls (6-10)
5. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (2-14)

x - Clinched playoff berth
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched homefield advantage
e - Eliminated from playoff contention

Schedule

WEEK 1 (Tue, March 28)
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 17
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 23 @ Anchorage Amphibians 29
Freiburg Venom 16 @ Egypt Starfalls 23
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 24
Bowling Green Bighorns 20 @ Tokyo Samurai 27
Richmond Flying Squirrels 13 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 38
New Zealand Blobfish 20 @ Greenland Polar Bears 10
Hanoi Viet Kongs 21 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 27
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 10 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 28 @ Hamilton Hornets 20

WEEK 2 (Fri, March 31)
Hamilton Hornets 23 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 27
Egypt Starfalls 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 27
Anchorage Amphibians 34 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 23
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 13 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Greenland Polar Bears 23 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 30
Burlington Sock Puppets 20 @ Freiburg Venom 33
Tokyo Samurai 16 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 23
Reykjavík Direwolves 26 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 20
New Zealand Blobfish 31 @ Scranton Papermakers 35

WEEK 3 (Mon, April 3)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 23 @ Freiburg Venom 17
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 20
Hamilton Hornets 17 @ Anchorage Amphibians 24
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Greenland Polar Bears 29
Wattsville Waste Walruses 23 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 30
Richmond Flying Squirrels 24 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 33
Lancaster Fighting Amish 19 @ Tokyo Samurai 24
Egypt Starfalls 16 @ New Zealand Blobfish 17

WEEK 4 (Thu, April 6)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23 @ Anchorage Amphibians 34
Lancaster Fighting Amish 35 @ New Zealand Blobfish 41
Wattsville Waste Walruses 21 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 28
Little Rock Uni Royals 21 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 20
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 20
Scranton Papermakers 30 @ Hamilton Hornets 23
Bowling Green Bighorns 37 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 25
Freiburg Venom 27 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Tokyo Samurai 13 @ Greenland Polar Bears 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 31 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 24

WEEK 5 (Wed, April 12)
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 17
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 26 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 36
Anchorage Amphibians 10 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 30
Greenland Polar Bears 14 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 27
Hamilton Hornets 31 @ Tokyo Samurai 24
Indianapolis Predators 26 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 24
Reykjavík Direwolves 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
Bowling Green Bighorns 20 @ Scranton Papermakers 22
Burlington Sock Puppets 27 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23
New Zealand Blobfish 27 @ Freiburg Venom 19

WEEK 6 (Sat, April 15)
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 16
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Tokyo Samurai 23
Reykjavík Direwolves 30 @ Hamilton Hornets 20
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 19 @ Greenland Polar Bears 20
Burlington Sock Puppets 24 @ Anchorage Amphibians 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 19 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 24
Richmond Flying Squirrels 21 @ New Zealand Blobfish 16
Lancaster Fighting Amish 34 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20
Wattsville Waste Walruses 22 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 19
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 20

WEEK 7 (Tue, April 18)
New Zealand Blobfish 30 @ Indianapolis Predators 28
Hamilton Hornets 24 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 33
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27 @ Scranton Papermakers 23
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27 @ Freiburg Venom 33
Anchorage Amphibians 20 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 27
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 28 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 10
Little Rock Uni Royals 14 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 16
Richmond Flying Squirrels 23 @ Greenland Polar Bears 19
Tokyo Samurai 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Egypt Starfalls 30 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 37

WEEK 8 (Fri, April 21)
Greenland Polar Bears 13 @ Egypt Starfalls 16
Hamilton Hornets 31 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 34
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 17
Scranton Papermakers 23 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 33
Anchorage Amphibians 24 @ Tokyo Samurai 27
Burlington Sock Puppets 19 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 26
Reykjavík Direwolves 17 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Freiburg Venom 30 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 13
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 14 @ New Zealand Blobfish 23
Bowling Green Bighorns 18 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 17

WEEK 9 (Mon, April 24)
Little Rock Uni Royals 17 @ Tokyo Samurai 27
Richmond Flying Squirrels 20 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 36
Reykjavík Direwolves 26 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 23
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 25
Scranton Papermakers 26 @ Egypt Starfalls 17
Wattsville Waste Walruses 31 @ Indianapolis Predators 24
Freiburg Venom 20 @ New Zealand Blobfish 24
Hanoi Viet Kongs 27 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19
Greenland Polar Bears 29 @ Anchorage Amphibians 26
Lancaster Fighting Amish 19 @ Hamilton Hornets 21

WEEK 10 (Thu, April 27)
Richmond Flying Squirrels 13 @ Scranton Papermakers 26
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 31
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 24 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 13
Anchorage Amphibians 26 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 20
Tokyo Samurai 19 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Little Rock Uni Royals 20 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 17
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Freiburg Venom 17
Hamilton Hornets 16 @ Greenland Polar Bears 20
New Zealand Blobfish 17 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 24
Lancaster Fighting Amish 25 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 22

WEEK 11 (Sun, April 30)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 28 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 24
Burlington Sock Puppets 31 @ Tokyo Samurai 28
Bowling Green Bighorns 14 @ Hamilton Hornets 16
Freiburg Venom 17 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 23
Reykjavík Direwolves 28 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Greenland Polar Bears 20 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 27
Anchorage Amphibians 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 23
Egypt Starfalls 13 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 17
Scranton Papermakers 30 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 37
Indianapolis Predators 14 @ New Zealand Blobfish 19

WEEK 12 (Thu, May 4)
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 23 @ Freiburg Venom 29
Richmond Flying Squirrels 21 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 16
Hamilton Hornets 17 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 31
New Zealand Blobfish 20 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
Greenland Polar Bears 27 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 16
Hanoi Viet Kongs 23 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ Anchorage Amphibians 16
Wattsville Waste Walruses 22 @ Scranton Papermakers 23
Lancaster Fighting Amish 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 17
Reykjavík Direwolves 17 @ Indianapolis Predators 13

WEEK 13 (Sat, May 6)
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 33
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27 @ New Zealand Blobfish 25
Wattsville Waste Walruses 20 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 17
Lancaster Fighting Amish 17 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
Indianapolis Predators 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 19
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ Hamilton Hornets 19
Bowling Green Bighorns 23 @ Anchorage Amphibians 24
Little Rock Uni Royals 44 @ Scranton Papermakers 38
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ Greenland Polar Bears 31
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34

WEEK 14 (Tue, May 9)
Scranton Papermakers 17 @ Freiburg Venom 23
Burlington Sock Puppets 13 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 19
Greenland Polar Bears 30 @ Indianapolis Predators 20
Anchorage Amphibians 22 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 27
Hamilton Hornets 29 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 32
Richmond Flying Squirrels 7 @ Tokyo Samurai 27
Reykjavík Direwolves 20 @ Egypt Starfalls 27
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Bowling Green Bighorns 16 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
New Zealand Blobfish 31 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 24

WEEK 15 (Fri, May 12)
Burlington Sock Puppets 30 @ Egypt Starfalls 29
Lancaster Fighting Amish 23 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Little Rock Uni Royals 20 @ Anchorage Amphibians 27
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 23 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 17
Hanoi Viet Kongs 19 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Greenland Polar Bears 31 @ Scranton Papermakers 20
Tokyo Samurai 17 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 34
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Freiburg Venom 22
New Zealand Blobfish 17 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 16
Wattsville Waste Walruses 40 @ Hamilton Hornets 23

WEEK 16 (Mon, May 15)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 35 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Tokyo Samurai 21 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 30
Anchorage Amphibians 31 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
Wattsville Waste Walruses 26 @ Greenland Polar Bears 29
Scranton Papermakers 23 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 17
Freiburg Venom 27 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Bowling Green Bighorns 32 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 29
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27 @ New Zealand Blobfish 28

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Thu, May 18)
Little Rock Uni Royals 38 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Reykjavík Direwolves 18 @ Anchorage Amphibians 24
Greenland Polar Bears 17 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 27
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27 @ New Zealand Blobfish 36

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Sun, May 21)
Little Rock Uni Royals 31 @ Anchorage Amphibians 34
New Zealand Blobfish 14 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 21

ALL-STAR BOWL XXII (Tue, May 23)
Cheesy All-Stars 27 vs Salsa All-Stars 20

TACO BOWL XXV (Wed, May 24)
Anchorage Amphibians 24 vs Wattsville Waste Walruses 34

[TheKillerNacho]

@Tk3 @Daboyle @RuskieTitan @ravens5520 @JoshstraDaymus

@Scoundrel @RTTRUTH @Glen @bcb1213 @Karnage84

@TL-TwoWinsAway @Pickle Rick @swoosh @Scalamania @bucsfan333

@EaglesPeteC @The Orca @RandyMossIsBoss @SirA1 @El Ramster

Welcome to the 25th anniversary season of the NSFL!

You have until Monday, February 27th to renew interest in the league. If you are no longer interesting in owning your team, please let me know ASAP so a replacement can be found swiftly. Keepers are due the following Thursday, March 2nd with the draft beginning three days later.

Please re-post any trades from the last thread including confirmations. The new season's office is officially open!

 

Thanks guys!

[Glen]

In baybeee

[Daboyle]

Sock Puppet gang rise up

[TL-TwoWinsAway]

Walruses here to run it back...

... to an 8-8 record and missing the playoffs. Everyone is available. Looking to get weird.

[Scoundrel]

 

In

[RuskieTitan]

In to get this man more hardware.

[TOUCAN]

Thinking...

[Scalamania]

The champ is back. 
 

Everyone is OTB. 

[RTTRUTH]

[EaglesPeteC]

 

Despite my soul being demolished last night, I am still alive and still in

[Karnage84]

I'm going to be TBD @TheKillerNacho. There's a few moving parts here that could impact my ability to really participate. I wouldn't want to take anything away from you guys in that sense. I'll let you know by February 20th to give you enough time to find someone else if I can't go. 

 

[bcb1213]

[TheKillerNacho]

1 hour ago, JoshstraDaymus said:

Thinking...

 

16 minutes ago, Karnage84 said:

I'm going to be TBD @TheKillerNacho. There's a few moving parts here that could impact my ability to really participate. I wouldn't want to take anything away from you guys in that sense. I'll let you know by February 20th to give you enough time to find someone else if I can't go. 

 

no problem, just try to give me adequate heads up as to what your decision is as soon as you know

thanks

[Karnage84]

5 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

 

no problem, just try to give me adequate heads up as to what your decision is as soon as you know

thanks

That's the plan my friend. Some of it is outside of my control in terms of timeline.