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Week 5: Browns @ Commanders


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Obligatory nonsense polls  

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  1. 1. Who makes you angrier

    • Dawand & the OL
    • Amari
    • Leshaun
    • Effortless defense
    • Jimmy/whoever put us in this mess
  2. 2. Who wins?

  3. 3. What are we even rooting for at this point?

    • Browns wins
    • High draft pick
    • Watson sting operation


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The Browns currently sit at 1-3 and are set to travel to face off with a Washington team that looks surprisingly good. Jayden Daniels is playing great football, and the Commanders are scoring points on nearly every possession. This one won’t be easy. Away we go…

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Often the Browns do nothing but let us down, but in some strange moments when you most expect them to let you down, they let you down in a different way by getting your hopes up. 

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Thankfully there’s a segment within our society that has little better to do than to watch things burn every Sunday. For whatever reason year after year, generation after generation, we continue to show up.

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Also

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Key matchups:

Dawand vs The Scale vs Our backup QB

Amari Cooper vs Sell stock while it’s low

Mwil vs. warning us of a Watson or AB update to come

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My best advice this coming week is to just look away.

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despite my initial optimism of us doing something that doesn’t make sense and winning, my prediction:

Washington 31

Browns 17

Then onto Philly to complete the NFC East bizarro sweep…

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1 minute ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Jimmy is always the reason for failure.

We’re gonna win just enough to miss the top prospects.

i volunteer MWil’s hands as the sacrificial tribute to massage our problems away.

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9 hours ago, DawgX said:

I'm not trying to dissuade you. I'm quite entertained watching the darkness consume you!

I would argue that Watson is the darkness and anyone fighting against Watson is fighting the darkness.

There are some valid reasons in life to be negative. A lot of the negative that goes on here is because of who the face of the Browns currently is.

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1 hour ago, Thomas5737 said:

I would argue that Watson is the darkness and anyone fighting against Watson is fighting the darkness.

There are some valid reasons in life to be negative. A lot of the negative that goes on here is because of who the face of the Browns currently is.

Fair, but half this forum has been filled with miserable posters long before Watson.

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12 hours ago, DawgX said:

Fair, but half this forum has been filled with miserable posters long before Watson.

For some before Watson, I think it’s a coping mechanism that has roots in the drive/fumble/being moved in 1995. You can’t get disappointed or heartbroken if you don’t have expectations.

For me, it’s entirely Watson, Haslem, and Berry in that order. 

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