Thomas5737 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 It is the end of the season with only one last chance to gain a win and it is against the Steelers who will be playing for a chance to get home field advantage throughout the playoffs. What a great time to be drunk. Lets count the reasons. 1) It's New Years Eve!!!!! 2) We're 0-15 to start the day 3) We're 0-16 to end the season 4) The Steelers have a 1st round bye and the Ravens are likely the #5 seed in the playoffs 5) Kizer is starting 6) Hue is coaching 7) Jimmy is still the owner 8) We're a laughing stock 9) It's cold 10) I'm in the Pittsburgh market so the game will be televised 11) The draft is still 116 days away 12) FF offseason will be brutal 13) We're all going to be cranky and fighting among ourselves 14) The alcohol won't drink itself 15) The Cavs aren't playing 16) We've got 2 months before spring training starts for the Indians 17) The Lulz has died Bonus: Because Browns Super bonus: We're going to have to suffer through a losers parade Feel free to add your reasons, to talk about the game or to fight amongst yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 A REASON to drink?? Surely you jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aztec Hammer Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I am sorry it had to be this way. They say you need to be stripped of everything before you can truly rise again. Hopefully this week is it. The lowest point of the return. The only way is up from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhioG Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 We are going to win this weekend. 1-15 starts this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchdigger Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Aztec Hammer said: I am sorry it had to be this way. They say you need to be stripped of everything before you can truly rise again. Hopefully this week is it. The lowest point of the return. The only way is up from here. Just had to say it, didn't you. 0-16 in 2018 is all but guaranteed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchdigger Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, ohiogenius said: We are going to win this weekend. 1-15 starts this week We are 15.5 point dogs, and don't act like Vegas didn't know Pittsburgh will rest every started when they made that line. Although, I want the win just so Hue doesn't get out of his swim on a technicality (0-16 is not 1-15, after all). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgattack Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, ditchdigger said: 0-16 in 2018 is all but guaranteed now.. Darnold and Rosen will fill their spare time applying to graduate school programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchdigger Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, dawgattack said: Darnold and Rosen will fill their spare time applying to graduate school programs. Good. They can both eat a bag of phallus. Metaphorically speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketheadsdad Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Pretty sure Webb was singing about a lost love, but it sure as hell fits as someone singing about a lost franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornbybrown Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I hope we start a different QB this week. Kessler, Hogan, Couch, Garcia, Quinn, Lewis, Anderson etc would all be preferable to Kiezer who actually might miss the broadside of a barn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceb Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 6 hours ago, ditchdigger said: We are 15.5 point dogs, and don't act like Vegas didn't know Pittsburgh will rest every started when they made that line. Although, I want the win just so Hue doesn't get out of his swim on a technicality (0-16 is not 1-15, after all). Sounds like 16-0 is a lead pipe cinch. Wonder if there is an over/under prop for how many times Kizer turns the ball over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastercheddaar Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 That's it! We need inspiration! We got this. Hueball Lue will get a win because the steelers are not going to care. All we really need to do is win a 5th pre-season game. We did go 4-0 in the preseason. I got a feeling we will win this because Tomlin won't care. 20 to 10... YOUR CLEVELAND BROWNS! That is all Mastercheddaar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Steelers 17-7 while resting most starters. Josh Dobbs goes 8-17 for 83 yards but rushes for 90 yards and a touchdown. After the game, Dobbs is talked about as a find by Pittsburgh and a player the Browns should have drafted. Kessler goes 11-17 for 131 yards with a few crippling drops and Louis taking his eye off a slant pass that hits his hands, causing an interception that sets up a Steeler score. Kessler is pulled for Hoggen, then two bad picks after abig completion. After the game, Hue says they would have won the game with a real quarterback. He calls out Cody by name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 21 hours ago, ditchdigger said: We are 15.5 point dogs, and don't act like Vegas didn't know Pittsburgh will rest every started when they made that line. Although, I want the win just so Hue doesn't get out of his swim on a technicality (0-16 is not 1-15, after all). I very much hope a reporter asks Hue about this directly during the post game presser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamcanadian Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 For me, anytime you have an owner as incompetent as Haslam, drinking may be the only way out, although I don't drink much anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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