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Nacho Simulation Football League (S15 - Taco Bowl XV POSTED!)


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So since the deadline has passed and I'm done anyway, mine as well give you guys the preseason a bit early, yeah? Well here you go:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oTr5-p5Y1lKDQEIc4zRKrH6AYlPgIwh9?usp=sharing

Let the panic start...now!

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-----Mookie:------
 Week 1 -

Run Chance: 45
RB1 Chance: 80
Field Goal Try: 40
Offensive Ag: 65
Defensive Ag: 72
Run D Priority: 45

Week 2 -

Run Chance: 65
RB1 Chance: 80
Field Goal Try: 40
Offensive Ag: 76
Defensive Ag: 84
Run D Priority: 60

----iPwn:-----


vs Iowa

Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 84, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 38

vs South Africa

Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 45, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 48
Set Jarvis as my returner vs Iowa, Sproles vs South Africa

-----Gmen4ev:----

 

Vs mookie

Roster-

Same offense.

Defense.

De- Dante Fowler, Cox

NT- snacks

Olb- Vernon, Kerrigan

ILB- Cunningham, Judon

Secondary the same.

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 90, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 40

Vs Bucs

Offense the same

Defense

DE Vernon, Fowler

DT snacks, cox

Olb Kerrigan, Judon

Ilb Cunningham

Secondary the same


Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 90, Run D Priority: 50


----bucsfan333-----

 Against Gmen

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 50

Move DeSean Jackson to WR2, move Stefon Diggs to WR3

 

Against khodder

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 50

----Remix-----

 

Game 1 (Start Flacco)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 55

Game 2 (Start Wentz)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 55


---- mgoblue -----

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 58, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 40

-----swoosh ----

Please start Elvis Dumervil at OLB2 vs Bikini Atoll Dungeness Krabs.

---RuskieTitan ------

 VS Egypt

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 64, Defensive Ag: 64, Run D Priority: 58

 

VS Tacoma

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 72, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 64, Run D Priority: 42

 

 

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Very close game with the starfells, who I consider to be a good, but not great team

Andrew Luck: 25/37 (67.57%, 104.11 Rating) for 346 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception.

Homie is still bulletproof

David Johnson: 19 carries for 84 yards (4.42 YPC, 28 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Matt Forte: 5 carries for 30 yards (6.00 YPC, 13 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Andy Janovich: 0 carries for 0 yards (0.00 YPC, 0 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Andrew Luck: 4 carries for 18 yards (4.50 YPC, 6 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

Johnson still looks like a good back

A.J. Green: 6 receptions for 115 yards (19.17 YPR, 30 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Michael Crabtree: 6 receptions for 70 yards (11.67 YPR, 22 LNG), 2 touchdowns.
Rishard Matthews: 4 receptions for 31 yards (7.75 YPR, 15 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
O.J. Howard: 5 receptions for 74 yards (14.80 YPR, 22 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 1 drop.
David Johnson: 2 receptions for 33 yards (16.50 YPR, 21 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Matt Forte: 2 receptions for 23 yards (11.50 YPR, 17 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 1 drop.
Andy Janovich: 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

Green and Crabtree look to do similar things to last season. Howard filling in nicely at TE.

Mitchell Schwartz: 3 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 0 stuffs allowed.
T.J. Lang: 1 pancake, 1 sack allowed, 0 stuffs allowed.
Corey Linsley: 2 pancakes, 2 sacks allowed, 2 stuffs allowed.
Chance Warmack: 1 pancake, 2 sacks allowed, 1 stuff allowed.
Cordy Glenn: 1 pancake, 0 sacks allowed, 1 stuff allowed.

Yikes. This might need some attention

Shelby Harris: 4 tackles (1 stuff).
Michael Brockers: 3 tackles.
Sheldon Richardson: 5 tackles (1 stuff), 1 sack.
Joey Bosa: 5 tackles (2 stuffs).
Eric Kendricks: 5 tackles (2 stuffs), 1 coverage.
Ryan Shazier: 5 tackles (2 stuffs).
Cliff Avril: 3 tackles (2 stuffs), 1 coverage.
Patrick Peterson: 4 tackles, 8 coverages.
Damarious Randall: 2 tackles, 3 coverages.
Kenny Vaccaro: 7 tackles, 1 coverage.
Earl Thomas: 2 tackles, 3 coverages.

DL did its job.  Linebackers failed to get the pressure I had hoped for. Backs look real nice, although Vaccaro may have been a bit exposed.

Small sample size, but might have to revisit 3-4 and go to a 4-3. Would simply require finding a decent 4-3 linebacker (easy to find) and benching one of my current DL. I got stuffs like crazy, but no real QB pressure. Will have to see a few more games to decide

Ezekiel Elliott: 22 carries for 44 yards (2.00 YPC, 12 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
T.J. Yeldon: 5 carries for -1 yards (-0.20 YPC, 1 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Derrick Coleman: 0 carries for 0 yards (0.00 YPC, 0 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Ben Roethlisberger: 2 carries for 15 yards (7.50 YPC, 8 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

Does Zeke suck? or did my front 7 play in Run-D God mode?

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Corpse of Derek Carr: 23/39 (58.97%, 34.29 Rating) for 212 yards, 0 touchdowns, 5 interceptions.

 

Smoked that coward.. Ruskie is so trash.

Enter the void and enter Gawd Mode. 

Odell Beckham Jr.: 8 receptions for 173 yards (21.62 YPR, 93 LNG), 4 touchdowns.

 

Cherry on top.

Egypt literally kills Derek Carr in dominating win versus the Pirates due to questionable decision to use him as a Returner
Score: EGY 41, RJ 7
MVP: Odell Beckham Jr.

 

Get gewd scrub. 

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13 minutes ago, khodder said:

Hahaha not sure what Nacho did with Carr but it was funny.

9 interceptions.

It's what El ramster did, actually:

Q1, 11:51: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the RJ endzone returned by Derek Carr for 18 yards. Derek Carr injured on the play with a severe concussion!
Q1, 6:12: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the RJ endzone returned by Bloodied-up Derek Carr for 21 yards. Bloodied-up Derek Carr has DIED on the play! Owner RuskieTitan attempts to reanimate his corpse using black magic, with limited succcess!
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5 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

It's what El ramster did, actually:


Q1, 11:51: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the RJ endzone returned by Derek Carr for 18 yards. Derek Carr injured on the play with a severe concussion!

Q1, 6:12: Greg Zuerlein's kick to the RJ endzone returned by Bloodied-up Derek Carr for 21 yards. Bloodied-up Derek Carr has DIED on the play! Owner RuskieTitan attempts to reanimate his corpse using black magic, with limited succcess!

Those RDJ doctors will be answering some questions after allowing Carr back into the game with a severe concussion. 

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