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ST coordinator sucks; Amos Jones.


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27 minutes ago, freakygeniuskid said:

I'm sure they could find some college ST coordinator whose contract didn't lock them in too tight who could do the job. Hell, find some hotshot HS guy to come in and make it at least unique. Right now it's a super boring unit that sucks at it. If it's gonna suck, at least make it fun/interesting.

TCU's special teams look really good or at least unique.  Although their touchdown was called back..  We could poach him maybe.

 

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I mean, I'm happily employed, but I can promise you that if I were hired as ST coordinator, I would do NO WORSE and ask to make HALF AS MUCH. DePo if you're reading this, let it be known I have 6 years of high school football coaching experience and was a wedge buster and personal protector when I was a special teamer in high school.

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56 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

I mean, I'm happily employed, but I can promise you that if I were hired as ST coordinator, I would do NO WORSE and ask to make HALF AS MUCH. DePo if you're reading this, let it be known I have 6 years of high school football coaching experience and was a wedge buster and personal protector when I was a special teamer in high school.

I would support this move. 

Also if you put yourself in as the wedge buster, I'd support it even more.

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1 hour ago, MWil23 said:

I mean, I'm happily employed, but I can promise you that if I were hired as ST coordinator, I would do NO WORSE and ask to make HALF AS MUCH. DePo if you're reading this, let it be known I have 6 years of high school football coaching experience and was a wedge buster and personal protector when I was a special teamer in high school.

I'll advocate for you to fill these and any other position on one condition.  Once you get the position, you hire me on as "Head Kickoff Tee Retriever" and get Jimmy to pay me $125,000 per year (I will not accept gas rebates) with all expenses paid on any and all away games.  If you accept these conditions, I'm all in.

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4 minutes ago, OttoGrahamsGhost said:

I'll advocate for you to fill these and any other position on one condition.  Once you get the position, you hire me on as "Head Kickoff Tee Retriever" and get Jimmy to pay me $125,000 per year (I will not accept gas rebates) with all expenses paid on any and all away games.  If you accept these conditions, I'm all in.

For that type of coin you will also have to be a player rehydration specialist. 

One of those dudes that squirts water into the players mouth. 

What is with those guys? Why cant people get their own water? Why is it a job America?

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22 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said:

For that type of coin you will also have to be a player rehydration specialist. 

One of those dudes that squirts water into the players mouth. 

What is with those guys? Why cant people get their own water? Why is it a job America?

We’re lazy and entitled bro.

And the best at everything.

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