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The Perfect Outcome

by Outpost31

FADE IN: 

EXT. BUFFALO - DAY

Bills beat the Dolphins in a blowout.  Stephen Ross fires Adam Gase. 

EXT. GREEN BAY - DAY

Packers give the Lions a run for their money, but the Lions win on a special teams gaff. 

EXT. HOUSTON - DAY

Texans beat the Jaguars. 

EXT. FOXBOROUGH - DAY

Jets send Bowles out in style with a beatdown of the Patriots.

INT. NEW ORLEANS - DAY

Drew Brees gets the Saints to a 21-0 lead, but the Panthers come back and beat the Saints. 

EXT. WHEREVER THE GIANTS PLAY - DAY

Giants beat Cowboys. 

EXT. TAMPA BAY - DAY

Falcons beat the Buccaneers. 

EXT. BALTIMORE - DAY

Ravens beat the Browns.

EXT. WASHINGTON - DAY

Eagles beat Redskins.

EXT. KANSAS CITY - DAY

Chiefs beat the Raiders.

INT. MINNESOTA - DAY

Bears and Vikings play a close game until the fourth quarter.

KIRK COUSINS, 30, takes the snap from the shotgun position. 

                                                                               KIRK
                                                                      He's wide ****ing open!

Kirk Cousins throws a pass to a triple-covered Adam Thielen.  Prince Amukamara intercepts the ball and returns it for a touchdown.  Bears win. 

EXT. PITTSBURGH - DAY

Bengals embarrass the Steelers the way they embarrassed the Ravens last year and the Steelers miss the playoffs.

EXT. DENVER - DAY

Chargers realize they have nothing to play for.  Broncos beat them.

EXT. LOS ANGELES - DAY

Rams beat the Niners.

EXT. SEATTLE - NIGHT

Seahawks beat the Cardinals. 

EXT. TENNESSEE - NIGHT

Colts beat the Titans. 

EXT/INT. PLAYOFFS - DAY/NIGHT

Chiefs win the one seed, Texans win the 2 seed. 
Colts play the Ravens.
Chargers play the Patriots.

Saints win one seed, Rams win 2 seed.

Eagles play the Bears.
Seahawks play the Cowboys. 

Colts beat Ravens.
Chargers beat Patriots.

Eagles beat Bears.
Cowboys beat Seahawks.

Chiefs win a playoff game, beating the Colts.
Chargers beat the Texans.

Eagles beat the Saints.
Rams beat Cowboys. 

Chiefs beat Chargers.
Eagles beat Rams. 

Eagles beat Chiefs. 

EXT. OFFSEASON - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT FOR ETERNITY

Packers get 10th and 28th overall picks. 
Packers hire Adam Gase. 
 

 

 

                                                                            

 

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Not really rivals, but here's Dan Snyder's track record in Wash via Warren Sharp twitter:

Snyder bought team in '99. Fired Head Coaches each of the next 2 yrs.
Since he hired his 1st Head Coach in 2001:
Winning seasons:
12-PHI 
10-DAL
8-NYG
5-WAS


Playoff wins:
12-PHI
8-NYG
2-DAL
1-WAS


Coaches (since buying tm in 99):
7-WAS
4-DAL
4-NYG
3-PHI

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