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THIS WAS A LONG TIME COMING, LOTS OF THREAD LOCKS, TITLE CHANGES, NIPPING THE CHAD KELLY DM THREAD IN THE BUD BEFORE IT COULD EVEN BLOSSOM, EATING ALL YOUR VEGETABLES; WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK(Y) DOES THAT? 

AND YOUR ANALYTIC-DRIVEN PRO-BAKER PROPAGANDA JUST NEEDS TO STOP.  UGH...YOU'RE THE BEST! 

AND WE GET IT ALREADY: YOU WANT A POTENTIAL HALL OF FAMER WITH THE FIRST PICK. WELL NOT ON OUR WATCH. IT'S TURNOVER MACHINE AND/OR BUST AND THAT'S THAT.

AS THIS IS AN INTERVENTION THREAD, EVERYONE REALLY LET FREAKY HAVE IT (THAT'S HOW INTERVENTIONS WORK, RIGHT?). IT'S OKAY TO MAKE UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS AS WELL; THOSE MAY BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE. LIKE FREAKY TRIED TO FRAME ME FOR A MURDER I DIDN'T COMMIT AND I HAD TO JUMP OFF HUGE FALLS AT CHEOWAH DAM TO ESCAPE TOMMY LEE JONES. 

SO SPECIAL THANKS TO @zelbell FOR SETTING UP THIS INTERVENTION; PERFECT IDEA TO HANG BACK AND PLAY POSSUM TIL WE COULD BAIT THE PERPETRATOR (THAT'S YOU, @freakygeniuskid... SHAME!!). SPECIAL THANKS TO @Kiwibrown FOR THREATENING TO LEAVE THE SITE IF WE DIDN'T ADD A LITTLE STEPHEN A. VS. BAYLESS CURB APPEAL.

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I'LL LEAVE THE TEXT BELOW FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO LEARN FROM.

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HEY ALL. I DID SOME BUSTER SKRINING OF THE TEA LEAVES LAST NIGHT WHILST--whisper out to people who talk funny--Y'ALL WAST SLEEPING & GATHERED SOME TASTY TREATS,TIDBITS & DOODADS FROM YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS NEEDS & DESIRES--CANNOT UNSEE. IT TOOK A LITTLE UNPACKING, BUT I WAS ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY SORT OUT THE FOOTBALL CLAIRVOYANCE FROM THE INAPPROPRIATE STUFF (SERIOUSLY, SOME OF ZIES IS JUST GROSS. GET HELP. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, @Kathouse Sticks@Fatgerman@Mind Character@Iamcanadian@Aztec Hammer @dawglb WITH SOME ROMANCEY (MOSTLY HAND) STUFF INVOLVING THIS SWEET LADYvilanchbruce_120416getty_lead.jpg?itok=M

, BUT MOSTLY @big poppa pump REALLY. I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS ALL ABOUT?

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WHATEVER IT TAKES TO "GET THE JOB DONE" (HIS WORDS, NOT MINE), I...GUESS...? I DO DIGRESS, THOUGH.).

I PUT THE STRATIFIED THOUGHTS OF THE COLLECTIVE BROWNS FORUM POSTER (AKA "YOU PEOPLE") INTO ORNATE DRAFT EGGS (HEY, DON'T CRITICIZE MY PROCESS!!!) THEN SMASHED THEM ALL INTO THE SAME BOWL, SHELL & ALL, AND WHISKED FEVERISHLY. 

NEXT I DIRECTED THE GODHEAD INTO THE PREDETERMINED FUTURE. HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE FUTURE.

***NOTE: LET'S ALL REMEMBER THAT IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.***

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW 2018 CLEVELAND BROWNS ROOKIE DRAFT CLASS STRAIGHT FROM SOURCE, NICKNAMES INCLUDED AS REQUESTED BY @DizzyDean:

1.01. HEY DARNOLD™, QB

1.04. CHUBB CHASER™, DE

2.01. JOSHY J™, CB

2.03. MAJOR DA'RONASHAW PAYNE™, DT

2.32. LIL RED™, RB

4.14 THE NOTEBOOM™, LT

5.13 BRAD MONTANA™, C

6.01 JEREMY "I STAY OFF HORSES SO I DON'T GET PARALYZED" REAVES™, DB

6.31 BRAXTON BRYNCH ™, WR

 

IT IS DONE.

 

**UPDATE 3/30: @DoG_LB TOTALLY LIKES FATTIES.**

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I’ve been watching Wild Wild Country on Netflix recently and wondering how anyone could be so silly as to join a cult.

Kinda conflicted now because I reckon if Nude started one, I could easily get roped in. Those Caps Locks were hypnotising me. And let’s not even talk about the trademarks.

I’m in.

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2 hours ago, Aztec Hammer said:

I’ve been watching Wild Wild West on Netflix.

Kinda conflicted now. I could easily get...roped in.

I’m in.

Well yeah, we all are. It was another perfect 10 from Will Smith. It was no "Hitch", but really what is? The only one putting out the same consistent quality year after year is Adam Sandler. 

10 minutes ago, big poppa pump said:

the ARDEN KEY to getting RIDLEY of a CHUBB is to not take the blue pills, otherwise a CHUBB will ensue whenever DERWIN  blows.

 

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ENGLISH, PLEASE!

Ok, I gotta admit, "whenever DERWIN blows" is top notch.

And is that you in the picture? If so, you seem like a super lady and I'd like to slide into your DMs some time.

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2 hours ago, NudeTayne said:

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Come on now....many of us are old enough to know why Chris Farley was flipping up his sunglasses.  He was NOT looking at the 4th pick of the first round as previously mentioned.  Of course, in reality, he may very well HAVE been looking at a #4 pick in the draft.  :)

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