NudeTaynes NotNudePics Thread

[bruceb]

1 minute ago, Fatgerman said:

Bruce gets it! We like our women like we like our steaks: thick and juicy. Except Bruce needs an extra squirt of Poligrip before he bites into either 

Not true...I have all my original teeth.

My only concern would be that one of those mommas would wrap her legs around my head and crush it like a walnut.

[Fatgerman]

16 minutes ago, bruceb said:

Not true...I have all my original teeth.

My only concern would be that one of those mommas would wrap her legs around my head and crush it like a walnut.

At least you died a happy man.

[FGK]

On 3/30/2018 at 3:02 PM, NudeTayne said:

@freakygeniuskid FACE ME!!!!!

WHO CHANGED MY THREAD NAME!!!?

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS MOCK DRAFT THREAD!! YOU MODS ARE THE WORST.

I don't know what you are talking about. What an intensely inflammatory accusation! I am incensed.

Also, you can't prove anything because mod actions don't leave a trace.

[LETSGOBROWNIES]

1 hour ago, freakygeniuskid said:

I don't know what you are talking about. What an intensely inflammatory accusation! I am incensed.

Also, you can't prove anything because mod actions don't leave a trace.

Bruh, just blame it on @zelbell

[FGK]

2 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Bruh, just blame it on @zelbell

Come on. Nobody is gonna believe that Zel looked at the forum long enough to do that.

[NudeTayne]

2 hours ago, freakygeniuskid said:

I don't know what you are talking about. What an intensely inflammatory accusation! I am incensed.

Also, you can't prove anything because mod actions don't leave a trace.

*under breath while walking off: "Yeah, well...you're a ridiculous sham of a thread."*

Freaky: "Tayne, did you say something? I couldn't hear."

Tayne: "Huh? Oh...no...I was just umm... thinking about this thing I was...thinking..."*hurries off*

[zelbell]

[FGK]

1 hour ago, zelbell said:

To be fair, I assume that this is your reaction every time you check in.

[Kiwibrown]

I think we a great job of walking the thin line between bizarre chaos and talking about football. 

Anymore weird I’m gone. 

Too mich football and it hurts my soul.

[NudeTayne]

5 hours ago, zelbell said:

Nailed it with the gif. Freaky really made a mess out of this thread. Of course, as usual, freaky projects accountability on to someone else. I wish this was a one-time thing instead of a well-established pattern of erratic, inflammatory behavior. Unfortunately, @freakygeniuskid head hurt a lot of people:

 

@brownie man at frieky

 

@Aztec Hammer always talking about Darnold

 

@big poppa pump at fracky

 

@ditchdigger at kiefyfred

 

@mistakey at fireskygenkid

 

@Mind Character at feenykid

 

CalhounLambeau at frieky

 

@Iamcanadian at farkgkid

 

@DizzyDean at freeky

 

@Fatgerman at freaky

 

@dawgl_b at @Fatgerman

@LETSGOBROWNIES @ frikey

 

@Kiwibrown, @hornbybrown at freaky

 

@Kathouse Sticks at frek

 

@NudeTayne at fgk

 

@bruceb at friskygenus

 

@freakygeniuskid meanwhile smug as all heck.

 

We're not angry. We're just disappointed.

[NudeTayne]

8 hours ago, freakygeniuskid said:

I don't know what you are talking about. What an intensely inflammatory accusation! I am incensed.

Also, you can't prove anything because mod actions don't leave a trace.

^--DOES THIS SOUND LIKE AN INNOCENT MAN? HINT: IT DOESN'T.

[NateDawg]

Well done @NudeTayne.

For future reference, it is acceptable to @MelJrJr (Alias CalhounLambeau) so he can come be a part of the fun too.

[Fatgerman]

6 hours ago, NudeTayne said:

Nailed it with the gif. Freaky really made a mess out of this thread. Of course, as usual, freaky projects accountability on to someone else. I wish this was a one-time thing instead of a well-established pattern of erratic, inflammatory behavior. Unfortunately, @freakygeniuskid head hurt a lot of people:

 

@brownie man at frieky

 

@Aztec Hammer always talking about Darnold

 

@big poppa pump at fracky

 

@ditchdigger at kiefyfred

 

@mistakey at fireskygenkid

 

@Mind Character at feenykid

 

CalhounLambeau at frieky

 

@Iamcanadian at farkgkid

 

@DizzyDean at freeky

 

@Fatgerman at freaky

 

@dawgl_b at @Fatgerman

@LETSGOBROWNIES @ frikey

 

@Kiwibrown, @hornbybrown at freaky

 

@Kathouse Sticks at frek

 

@NudeTayne at fgk

 

@bruceb at friskygenus

 

@freakygeniuskid meanwhile smug as all heck.

 

We're not angry. We're just disappointed.

So much awesome in one post. I cried a little, for there were no more world's to conquer. I bow to you sir! Especially the BruceB gif, Master stroke.

[FGK]

Ah, look at that long list of losers and haters. It would be a shame if someone broke out...

[Aztec Hammer]

2 minutes ago, freakygeniuskid said:

Ah, look at that long list of losers and haters. It would be a shame if someone broke out...

It's almost as if they named it after me...