Fatgerman Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 ...and removes Kiwi, Nude, and Bosko from the league permanently, with prejudice...or til the second coming at least. Sorry guys, had to happen. The madness must stop. 1-Mayfield or Darnold Trade back with Buffalo, cuz NY Giants take Chubb at 2. Get 12, 22, & 53 + a 1st in 2019. 12-Denzel "New Trauma" Ward 22-Derrius Guice Trade up from 32 into mid 20's 2?-Isaiah Oliver Trade up from 35 into late 20's 2?-Courtland Sutton 53-Anthony Miller 64-Jerome Baker Go ahead and hate the idea of two WR's, but I've got a good idea of what is ahead of us. Gordon falls off the wagon and adios; mind you, I'm not rooting for this. Or he balls out, stays clean for once, and demands a crazy fat contract that we'll not be able to give for the fear that him getting big money leads to a lazy, suspended, pothead. Really think about the scenerios with him. In most, we lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrownsman Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: ...and removes Kiwi, Nude, and Bosko from the league permanently, with prejudice...or til the second coming at least. Sorry guys, had to happen. The madness must stop. 1-Mayfield or Darnold Trade back with Buffalo, cuz NY Giants take Chubb at 2. Get 12, 22, & 53 + a 1st in 2019. 12-Denzel "New Trauma" Ward 22-Derrius Guice Trade up from 32 into mid 20's 2?-Isaiah Oliver Trade up from 35 into late 20's 2?-Courtland Sutton 53-Anthony Miller 64-Jerome Baker Go ahead and hate the idea of two WR's, but I've got a good idea of what is ahead of us. Gordon falls off the wagon and adios; mind you, I'm not rooting for this. Or he balls out, stays clean for once, and demands a crazy fat contract that we'll not be able to give for the fear that him getting big money leads to a lazy, suspended, pothead. Really think about the scenerios with him. In most, we lose. Honestly I'm less upset about the idea of two WR's as I am about 2 Corners that high, I think we at least need one and I love trading up for Cortland Sutton. Granted, I really like both CB's you took, but having just signed EJ Gaines, TJ Carrie, Terrance Mitchell with Brian Body Calhoun on the roster, i'm not sure we need 2 first round corners. I think I would prefer to look at a DT in the late first if we get Ward at 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I feel incredibly foolish for thinking your name was Fatger Man rather than Fat German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Reginaldm9 said: I feel incredibly foolish for thinking your name was Fatger Man rather than Fat German. You’re not the first to make this mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: You’re not the first to make this mistake. What? What is a fatger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 37 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said: What? What is a fatger? IKR, some bros in TAST thought it was Fatger Man too a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I always assumed it was a mistyping. Like he tried to type fatter man but missed the t key and smashed the g one with his sausage fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaWg_LB. Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I like the draft somewhat..... Lot of trades.....but taking two Wr's is something I did in my final Mock also....and the same two Wr's.....Sutton and Miller I been pimping since Nov..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 33 minutes ago, Reginaldm9 said: I always assumed it was a mistyping. Like he tried to type fatter man but missed the t key and smashed the g one with his sausage fingers. Seems plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 If I had to do it all over again, I'd throw an underscore between fat and German. I guess I just assumed you guys weren't complete idiots. My mistake. Either way, it's all good. I couldn't care less what I'm called. I was called Cartman for 2 years in highschool. Didn't bother me. To be fair, I was fat and swore a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: I guess I just assumed you guys weren't complete idiots. My mistake. I mean, we're here posting constantly about a team that went 1-31 over the past two seasons and has been the gold standard for complete ineptitude for the better part of 25 years now. Why on earth would you assume that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistaBohmbastic Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just when I thought Bosko was king of the hill, a new sheriff comes to town...and I gotta say I love the weapons in ya holster...Guice, Sutton, Miller, Baker. I mean, I don't think it'll happen but HOT DAMN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: If I had to do it all over again, I'd throw an underscore between fat and German. I guess I just assumed you guys weren't complete idiots. My mistake. Either way, it's all good. I couldn't care less what I'm called. I was called Cartman for 2 years in highschool. Didn't bother me. To be fair, I was fat and swore a lot. I just can't believe you grouped me in with those knuckledraggers. I'm a knuckledragger dragger; it's totally different. I drag them around, not am them. You really dropped the ball this time, fatgerboi (not "boy", as you are friends with Mind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, MistaBohmbastic said: Just when I thought Bosko was king of the hill, a new sheriff comes to town...and I gotta say I love the weapons in ya holster...Guice, Sutton, Miller, Baker. I mean, I don't think it'll happen but HOT DAMN Convince me (well, you know, if ya' wanna) that Sutton will be able to separate in the NFL. He looked slow in film to me, though he has great hands to go with his size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, CBrownsman said: Honestly I'm less upset about the idea of two WR's as I am about 2 Corners that high, I think we at least need one and I love trading up for Cortland Sutton. Granted, I really like both CB's you took, but having just signed EJ Gaines, TJ Carrie, Terrance Mitchell with Brian Body Calhoun on the roster, i'm not sure we need 2 first round corners. I think I would prefer to look at a DT in the late first if we get Ward at 12. I think you kinda answered yourself on this one. Look at those names again. The only one close to a good, starting boundary corner is Gaines, and he's on a one year deal. Everyone else is depth signings or nickel corners. We don't want to be solid or above average at corner to truly compete in the years to come. We want to be great. Ward and Oliver are two legit outside CBs, our future tandem. I'm going with the strength of this draft, CBs, instead of going against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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