Clue Remake

[MacReady]

15 hours ago, Malfatron said:

They should do Stratego instead if they want to do board game movies

Plot description for Stratego:

The year is 2222.  A mining colony on Mars digs through a breach and unveils a massive tunnel system with an entire civilization of subterranean  Martians.  Attempts at peace fail.  Plot twist, these aren't Martians.  They're like a swarm of locusts who go from planet to planet using up all of a planet's resources before they hibernate for some odd damn number of thousands of years, but when they wake up they go on to the next planet.  This is of course explained with hieroglyphics and somebody who is capable of easily deciphering alien hieroglyphics.  Unfortunately for the humans living on Mars, they had no reason for weapons or guns other than a few owned by Mars law enforcement.  A lowly hero from a mining family rises up and leads an army in defense of this plague with the help of a love interest, who organizes the creation of hundreds of weapons with the 3D Printer.  

14 hours ago, devils1854 said:

I wouldnt understand the movie. It'd be like me watching mother! for the first time.

Yahtzee plot description: 

An autistic child playing Yahtzee suddenly sees patterns in random rolls of the dice.  Uncovers a mass conspiracy of the Earth's imminent demise caused by irreparable effects of global warming.  Ends with the child, his mother and a single father in an underground bunker stocked with decades of sustainable seeds and supplies to repopulate the Earth, never minding the creepy implications of incest.  Nicolas Cage stars.