Shady Slim Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 sit back as @mission27 takes you on a magical mystery tour through women, alcohol, his life and the wider world TheSmugKing06/05/2020 on a beach in Mexico [12:05 PM] or more so in th ehotel room tbh [12:05 PM] with a lot of tequila shady06/05/2020 is tequila the mission spirit of choice or? TheSmugKing06/05/2020 whiskey for sure [12:06 PM] but if im mexico im a tequila man shady06/05/2020 i haven't had enough whiskey to know if it's for me TheSmugKing06/05/2020 come to missions bachelor pad and ive got some good **** for you [12:06 PM] believe me [12:06 PM] and i can get some chicks up here too [12:06 PM] just say the word [12:07 PM] theyll love the B shady06/05/2020 there'll be a shady MoL summit just in due course [12:07 PM] and definitely a return leg the other way, whichever one comes first there'll be a return leg too [12:07 PM] tbh [12:07 PM] i'm more of a vodka man myself however TheSmugKing06/05/2020 ive got a bottle of absolute [12:08 PM] on my bar [12:08 PM] as you can see shady06/05/2020 if you ever get the chance to have rakija TheSmugKing06/05/2020 is that up to your standard? shady06/05/2020 jump on it immediately [12:08 PM] tis TheSmugKing06/05/2020 outstaning [12:08 PM] do you drink vodka martinis? [12:08 PM] i just had a gin maritni. but id do a vodka maritni if needed shady06/05/2020 ngl tbh i'm a fun guy i'll drink anything in front of me so long as i get to see it being made TheSmugKing06/05/2020 abs0lutely shady06/05/2020 i'm getting my dad a bottle of gin for his 50th this year, it's part of a rare release by his favourite cricket star; there's also a fruity version of it but my dad's the kinda guy to call that gay lol TheSmugKing06/05/2020 lol [12:10 PM] good for him [12:10 PM] look my best friend is gay, im no homopbhoe shady06/05/2020 but yeah if you ever want to get hammered fast slavic style i highly recommend you try rakija it's the good **** [12:10 PM] oh congrats to TLO! TheSmugKing06/05/2020 but not against calling something gay [12:10 PM] lol shady06/05/2020 so you're a whiskey man eh TheSmugKing06/05/2020 absolutely shady06/05/2020 was going to buy some spirits before conducting the chat but given i did a bike ride right before i figured it would be a lil, ah what is the word [12:11 PM] counterintuitive TheSmugKing06/05/2020 my favorite whiskey, like my favorite women, is canadian shady06/05/2020 maple? TheSmugKing06/05/2020 canadian [12:12 PM] myself and wuhan H used to finish whole bottles of canadian C in an evening shady06/05/2020 the canadians are sneaky good when it comes to that sort of thing so i can see that [12:12 PM] okay then well here's one on the spot i know but give us your top five spirits TheSmugKing06/05/2020 hmmm [12:13 PM] brands? shady06/05/2020 yeah by the brand TheSmugKing06/05/2020 alright [12:14 PM] 1. Canadian Club Rye shady06/05/2020 i'm sure the forum's knowing mission is a man of discerning taste TheSmugKing06/05/2020 2. Taqueray Gin [12:14 PM] 3. Don Julion 1842 [12:15 PM] 4. Veuve Cliquot Champang [12:15 PM] 5. Dom P Champange shady06/05/2020 oh champagne in the mix eh? TheSmugKing06/05/2020 it has to be [12:15 PM] its what myself and the bimbos used to enjoy [12:15 PM] although wuhan h did not enjoy it shady06/05/2020 never been much a wine man, white, or red, until at this lawyer thing i went to i tried this melbourne wine [12:16 PM] went down very nice. too nice. TheSmugKing06/05/2020 wine is a great way to get ****ed up [12:16 PM] and enjoy yourself shady06/05/2020 look yeah it's second only to like cruisers and other fruity white girl drinks for ways to easily get yourself tanked [12:17 PM] disclaimer; shady is not opposed to cruisers and other fruity white girl drinks they go down nice TheSmugKing06/05/2020 i love whit egirls and their drinks [12:17 PM] as long as they come with ***** shady06/05/2020 it's good to be versatile is the lesson here [12:18 PM] think people get far too snobbish with their drinks tbh, but really with good company any drink's a good one TheSmugKing06/05/2020 thats very rue [12:19 PM] ill drink anything that makes her happy shady06/05/2020 well that's the crux of it really, the way i see it if the person's good enough company which ideally they are the drinks are your sideshow [12:21 PM] and if you're in a position where the drop makes or breaks the night you're probably not having a good enough night [12:21 PM] er [12:21 PM] /generalisation TheSmugKing06/05/2020 absolutely [12:21 PM] hows your smugness? shady06/05/2020 it's not too bad at all hehe [12:22 PM] even in the lockdown i still keep my routine up, still work out, still do my hair, yoga for the perfect posture and so on [12:22 PM] i think [12:22 PM] even though as you know i haven't gotten out of quarantine completely unscathed mentally in fact far from it lol TheSmugKing06/05/2020 thats great [12:22 PM] oh i know [12:22 PM] mission either shady06/05/2020 the key for me for staying relatively sane has been keeping those things up TheSmugKing06/05/2020 but scathed can be the first brick in the wall [12:23 PM] of my next conquest [12:23 PM] which is what im countin gon shady06/05/2020 the universe doesn't make mistakes [12:23 PM] do you have any advice for those playing along at home to stay smug during tough times? TheSmugKing06/05/2020 so my main advice would be [12:24 PM] make sure you tell yourself at least once a day that you are better than other people [12:24 PM] and spend your energy on trying to get laid shady06/05/2020 really like a cut-rate patrick bateman we have her [12:24 PM] here [12:25 PM] i think that's a good point to wrap up on for now tbh if you do - a bit of positivity for everyone in this [12:25 PM] trying period TheSmugKing06/05/2020 absolutely [12:27 PM] very psotivie shady06/05/2020 do we have any last hidden gems of life advice for the people? TheSmugKing06/05/2020 my life advice woludbe [12:28 PM] get some quality *** [12:28 PM] and dont take it for granted shady06/05/2020 i think that's a good thing to take to heart - it's important to be smug and be confident but never take an opportunity in life for granted because as this crisis has shown you never know what's around the corner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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