VonKarman Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Pettine is bald. Sucks. Fire him. Mennenga is megabald. Megasucks. Fire him. Jimmy Graham is bald and sucked. We cut him. Do you know who is going bald? Linsley, do not re-sign him. Bakhtiari has the best hair. Best LT in the league. Good re-sign. Crosby is a silver fox. Old but gold. Rodgers has hair, he's pretty good for a couple years. LaFleur is never going to go bald, he'll coach the Packers for 20 years. Just get rid of the white baldies, they all suck. Mike Smith for DC. P.S. Why did we cut Kumerow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 But seriously, this is all true and there does appear to be a positive correlation between lack of hair and suckiness. On that note, I'm running out to get some Rogaine for myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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