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Kenny Britt, the special.


Kiwibrown

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13 hours ago, Kiwibrown said:

I think we need a Kenny Britt thread. I am the man for the job. 

Do i have anything positive to say. no. 

Do I have anything negative to say. you bet what you are sitting on. 

Part of our heritage as Browns fans from 1999 on wards are what I call pretend receivers. These are like Wide receivers, but pretend. They can run, they can jump, they can dance. they make money, they spend money, but they are not receivers. 

Fundamentally the issue they all have is that they cannot catch. There was Braylon, he was the best pretned receiver, he was an all pro once, and then he was bad after that.But even in that year of magnificence's, he dropped balls. Greg little was built like Tarzan, but could hardly run, he couldn't catch and regressed faster than anyone I have ever seen. Quincy Morgan, ran like a gazelle in the Serengeti. couldn't catch worth a dam. There was Dennis Dropcutt, we were going to beat pitt, but he went full droptard. 
and now we have Kenny. When we were competing with the steelers, he dropped a first down. Last week he dropped the ball into the hands of a raven. This week a Bengal. He can't catch when the ball hits him in the hands. 
He is the worst since 1999. and he only cost Pryor and 32 million dollars. 

I think the title you're looking for is Wide Deceiver 

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