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Hot Tub Time Machine: Texas Winter Crisis Mafia - Day 3 (DL: 10EST Mon)


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2 minutes ago, Forge said:

My charm? My amazing tolerance with alcohol? My ability to juggle up to one item? My brilliant plan to catch you and orca

If you are actually town (doubtful) then congrats, i will scrub your meta from my brain.

but i strongly strongly feel you are mafia.

 

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1 minute ago, Malfatron said:

If you are actually town (doubtful) then congrats, i will scrub your meta from my brain.

but i strongly strongly feel you are mafia.

 

That's because you are a bad guy and need to act like you are scum hunting

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Just now, Malfatron said:

you caught orca because he said you knew about items yet not about other stuff like n1 results or that i was in the game.

So you admit I caught orca... But how would you know I caught him unless you knew orca was scum... The only way you could know he was scum is if you were scum... Together

BOOOOOOOOOOOM

DROP THE MIC! GOT 'EM!!

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14 hours ago, SwAg said:

Night 1:

Snow continued to fall.  The icy flow enveloped the Town, and it only seems to be getting worse as everyone went home to begin their nighttime activities.

"That's an awful nice Town ya got there.  Be a real shame if something happened to it," said an ominous voice from an ethereal boardroom, as its owner flipped a switch and laughed.

There was a hustle and bustle about the Town.  Everyone was preparing for their nighttime antics when suddenly all was dark.  Not a soul moved, unnerved by the forced silence, with the only sound being those each other made and the snow slowly piling up as the temperature dropped.  Wouldbe nightprowlers were left disoriented by the turn of events, opted to bunker down for the time being.

Everyone's night action failed... Everyone except one...

This man rode his two wheels all the way down to Malfatron's humble apartment building when he was bested by an unlikely foe -- stairs.  However, these stairs did not realize that they were messing with evil Professor X.  The man began to levitate until he reached Malfatron's window, and he crashed through it, chair and all.  There was a scream that was not Malfatron.

****.  Wrong apartment.

The man repeated this process until he eventually found Malfatron.  Ninety-eighth time is the charm, and he only encountered a handful of undesirables.

Jesus, you the one been making all those loud ******* crashes?

Shut up, wind turbines did it.

Ok idiot

The Professor X guy, tired of this insolence, took up his second amendment people-killer and started blasting.  At least four of the seventeen shots hit Malfatron, who toppled backward, as Professor X fled.

They see me rollin.... they hatin...

Malfatron is dead.  He was... wait, what?  Malfatron is stirring... Malfatron pulls back his shirt to reveal a bulletproof vest.  Scarred and traumatized, but alive, Malfatron pushes forward.

Malfatron is alive. 

It is now Day 2.

what do you make of this, @Forge?

 

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