LAOJoe Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 I dunno if this was better or worse than Star Wars. Reading comprehension was an issue this week. Star Wars had greater highs I guess. Game of Thrones was legendary though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, LAOJoe said: I dunno if this was better or worse than Star Wars. Reading comprehension was an issue this week. Star Wars had greater highs I guess. Game of Thrones was legendary though. I fed in your power rankings, so i think you are mostly to blame 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas (5-2, LW:3) - Elliot from "E.T.": The Ice Orcas drop a spot after narrowly defeating Scranton, just like Elliot's bike flying scene, where they were close to victory but not quite there. narrowly defeating Scranton where they were close to victory but not quite there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 29 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas (5-2, LW:3) - Elliot from "E.T.": The Ice Orcas drop a spot after narrowly defeating Scranton, just like Elliot's bike flying scene, where they were close to victory but not quite there. Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas (5-2, LW:3) - They drop after a close win vs Scranton. The fall wasn't due to their performance though because the Polar Bears just moved on up like The Jeffersons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas (5-2, LW:3) - They drop after a close win vs Scranton. The fall wasn't due to their performance though because the Polar Bears just moved on up like The Jeffersons. That is all well and good, but the second quote has a contradiction in that the AI assumes they lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Can you put it in again and ask it to do aliens but not include E.T.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, LAOJoe said: Can you put it in again and ask it to do aliens but not include E.T.? You want me to do all aliens? I was thinking breaking bad/better call saul universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 42 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Hanoi Viet Kongs (4-3, LW:9) - Short Round from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom": This one’s just lazy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Malfatron said: You want me to do all aliens? I was thinking breaking bad/better call saul universe I just want to see if it wants to force ET in or even starts talking about Mexicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, LAOJoe said: I just want to see if it wants to force ET in or even starts talking about Mexicans. Woah woah 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Just now, LAOJoe said: I just want to see if it wants to force ET in or even starts talking about Mexicans. Okay, heres what we got. User: Rewrite these power rankings along with well-reasoned descriptions of which alien they are most like. Do not include E.T. as an option ChatGPT Alien Comparisons for Power Rankings: Rio de Janeiro Pirates (6-1, LW: 2) - Alien Comparison: The Rio de Janeiro Pirates are like the "Kree Empire" from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Just as the Kree are a dominant force in the galaxy with formidable warriors, the Pirates have regained their top spot in the rankings, showing their strength and prowess on the field. Greenland Polar Bears (5-2, LW: 7) - Alien Comparison: The Greenland Polar Bears are reminiscent of the "Wampa" from Star Wars. Similar to the ferocious Wampa, the Polar Bears have surprised their opponents with their tenacity, snatching the lead in their division and proving to be a force to be reckoned with. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (5-2, LW: 1) - Alien Comparison: The Phoenix Rubber Ducks are like the "Fire Nation" from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Like the Fire Nation's ability to rise again from defeat, the Rubber Ducks have experienced a short reign at the top but are determined to bounce back and maintain their competitive edge. Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas (5-2, LW: 3) - Alien Comparison: The Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas are akin to the "White Walkers" from Game of Thrones. Similar to these chilling beings, the Orcas' performance on the field has been cold and calculated, making them a formidable opponent despite a slight drop in the rankings. ReykjavÃk Direwolves (5-2, LW: 5) - Alien Comparison: The ReykjavÃk Direwolves share traits with the "Vulcans" from Star Trek. Like the logical and methodical Vulcans, the Direwolves maintain a steady position at #5, adhering to a disciplined and consistent playing style. Indianapolis Predators (4-3, LW: 😎 - Alien Comparison: The Indianapolis Predators are like the "Predator" from the Predator film series. Just as the Predators are fierce hunters, the Indianapolis team showcased their dominance by annihilating the Hornets. Hanoi Viet Kongs (4-3, LW: 9) - Alien Comparison: The Hanoi Viet Kongs are reminiscent of the "Strategos" from Battlestar Galactica. Like the cunning and strategic Strategos, the Kongs are starting to display their early favorite status, making calculated moves to climb the rankings. Berlin Beer Bellies (4-3, LW: 10) - Alien Comparison: The Berlin Beer Bellies are like the "Futurama Aliens" from the show Futurama. Similar to the fun-loving and jovial aliens in the series, the Bellies seem to be enjoying their success and celebrating each victory. Hamilton Hornets (4-3, LW: 4) - Alien Comparison: The Hamilton Hornets are akin to the "Bug Aliens" from Men in Black. Like the Bugs' ability to be formidable adversaries, the Hornets have shown strength and resilience, but recent struggles may require them to address their weaknesses. Anchorage Amphibians (4-3, LW: 11) - Alien Comparison: The Anchorage Amphibians are most like the "Xenomorphs" from the Alien film franchise. Just as the Xenomorphs are adaptable and can take on different forms, the Amphibians demonstrated their versatility by defeating the Blobfish. (Note: Due to space limitations, the comparisons for the remaining teams will continue in the next response.) User Continue ChatGPT Certainly, let's continue with the comparisons for the remaining teams: New Zealand Blobfish (4-3, LW: 6) - Alien Comparison: The New Zealand Blobfish bears resemblance to the "Slitheen" from Doctor Who. Like the Slitheen, who are above-average but scheming aliens, the Blobfish still appear as a competitive team but have dropped back in the rankings. Egypt Starfalls (3-4, LW: 15) - Alien Comparison: The Egypt Starfalls are like the "Asgardians" from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Similar to the powerful and regal Asgardians, the Starfalls keep themselves in the playoff hunt with another win, showcasing their prowess and determination. Wattsville Waste Walruses (3-4, LW: 17) - Alien Comparison: The Wattsville Waste Walruses share traits with the "Trash Compactor Monsters" from Star Wars: A New Hope. Like the resourceful and determined monsters in the Death Star, Wattsville's win allows them to start thinking about making a comeback in the rankings. Burlington Sock Puppets (3-4, LW: 13) - Alien Comparison: The Burlington Sock Puppets are reminiscent of the "Minions" from the Despicable Me series. Like the loyal and persistent Minions, the Sock Puppets' hopes for a successful season remain alive despite a missed opportunity. Little Rock Uni Royals (3-4, LW: 12) - Alien Comparison: The Little Rock Uni Royals are akin to the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Aliens." Like these travelers through space, the Royals' unexpected drop in the rankings after three straight losses deserves some punishment. Copenhagen Tables (2-5, LW: 14) - Alien Comparison: The Copenhagen Tables are like the "Cybermen" from Doctor Who. Similar to the relentless Cybermen, the Tables take the L this week, facing challenges to maintain their position in the rankings. Freiburg Venom (2-5, LW: 16) - Alien Comparison: The Freiburg Venom shares traits with the "Kaiju" from Pacific Rim. Like the Kaiju, who are competitive but struggle to achieve significant results, the Venom showcases their competitiveness but faces difficulties converting it into consistent victories. Tokyo Samurai (2-5, LW: 18) - Alien Comparison: The Tokyo Samurai are reminiscent of the "Shredder" and the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Like these adversaries, the Samurai have experienced five straight losses, and their ranking might drop further if their competitors secure more wins. Lancaster Fighting Amish (1-6, LW: 19) - Alien Comparison: The Lancaster Fighting Amish are like the "Ewoks" from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Similar to the resourceful Ewoks, the Amish put up a tough fight against strong opponents, but they lack enough results to climb higher in the rankings. Scranton Papermakers (1-6, LW: 20) - Alien Comparison: The Scranton Papermakers are akin to the "Mars Attacks! Aliens." Much like the comical yet unfortunate aliens in the movie, the Papermakers seem to be going through a rather unremarkable season with little excitement.  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: Anchorage Amphibians (4-3, LW: 11) - Alien Comparison: The Anchorage Amphibians are most like the "Xenomorphs" from the Alien film franchise. Just as the Xenomorphs are adaptable and can take on different forms, the Amphibians demonstrated their versatility by defeating the Blobfish. Perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Indianapolis Predators (4-3, LW: 😎 - Alien Comparison: The Indianapolis Predators are like the "Predator" from the Predator film series. Another lazy one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Greenland Polar Bears (5-2, LW: 7) - Alien Comparison: The Greenland Polar Bears are reminiscent of the "Wampa" from Star Wars. Lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Malfatron said: The Lake Minnesota Ice Orcas are akin to the "White Walkers" from Game of Thrones. Lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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