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Nacho Simulation Football League


Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Wednesday, June 7th: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Tuesday, June 13th: Deadline for owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Thursday, June 15th: Season 26's draft begins. As this is a summer season, incoming rookies are eligible.
Wednesday
, July 5th: Deadline to use any remaining draft picks in the Season 26 draft before normal "first-come first-serve" free agency opens.

Draft Order

  1. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (2-14)
  2. Hamilton Hornets (3-13)
  3. Berlin Beer Bellies (4-12)
  4. Lancaster Fighting Amish (5-11)
  5. Egypt Starfalls (6-10)
  6. Burlington Sock Puppets (6-9-1)
  7. Tokyo Samurai (7-9)
  8. Freiburg Venom (7-8-1)
  9. Copenhagen Tables (8-8)
  10. Scranton Papermakers (8-8)
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs (9-7)
  12. Indianapolis Predators (9-6-1)
  13. Little Rock Uni Royals (9-7)
  14. Greenland Polar Bears (10-6)
  15. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6)
  16. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (11-5)
  17. New Zealand Blobfish (11-5)
  18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-4-1)
  19. Anchorage Amphibians (10-6)
  20. Wattsville Waste Walruses (12-4)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list - I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

  • ukfan
  • macattack1544

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

  • Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
  • Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
  • Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

  1. Record
  2. Head-to-Head*
  3. Division record (Same division only)
  4. Conference record
  5. Net points
  6. Strength of schedule
  7. Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it (although this is only possible for draft order tiebreakers).

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

  • Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
  • After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
  • In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
  • On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
  • The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.


Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive Tackles, two Offensive Guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defensive Ends, one/two Defensive Tackles, two/one Inside Linebackers, two Outside Linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free Safety, one Strong Safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any reasonable position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

  • Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
  • After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
  • Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

  • Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
  • RB1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
  • Field Goal Try (max: 55 [your own 45], min: 20, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting. Note: length of field goal is this number + 17 (setting Field Goal Try to 40 will cause your team to attempt 57 yard field goals).
  • Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to incompletions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
  • Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletions.
  • Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
  • Defensive Formation (either 4-3 or 3-4, default: 4-3): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start two Defense Tackles, but only one Inside Linebacker (known as the Middle Linebacker). A 3-4 allows you to start two Inside Linebackers, but only one Defense Tackle (known as the Nose Tackle).
  • Return Man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
  • You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

  • Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
  • Stadium Type (default: Random): There are six types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Outdoor Concrete, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt and Concrete fields are a bit harder to play on for all players (with Dirt fields affecting the passing game more, and Concrete ones affecting the running game more), and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
  • Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
  • Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
  • Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
  • Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:

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Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after the end of the regular season (a playoff team is permitted to swap the positions of players already on their own roster for an upcoming game, but can't cut or sign new ones). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

  • Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

  • Runningback
  • Wide Receiver
  • Offensive Tackle
  • 4-3 Defensive End
  • 3-4 Outside Linebacker
  • Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

  • Tight End
  • Offensive Guard
  • Center
  • 3-4 Defensive End
  • 4-3 Outside Linebacker
  • Defensive Tackle
  • Inside Linebacker
  • Strong Safety
  • Free Safety
  • Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tag):

  • Fullback
  • Kicker
  • Punter
  • Offensive Coordinator
  • Defensive Coordinator
  • Special Teams Coordinator
  • Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or fewer games their previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season.

Players count as the tier they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4. In addition, players who were kept the previous season cost a minimum of what they cost the year before.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History

S26 Detailed Statistics
S26 Draft
Player/Team Stat Rankings

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14
Week 15
Week 16
Divisional Playoffs
Conference Championships
All-Star Bowl XXIII
Taco Bowl XXVI

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division


Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)
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QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Jamaal Williams (NO), J.K. Dobbins (BAL)
FB: Reggie Gilliam (BUF)
TE: Zach Ertz (ARI)
WR: Stefon Diggs (BUF), Michael Pittman (IND), Gabriel Davis (BUF)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Andrew Thomas (NYG)
OG: Kevin Zeitler (BAL), Kenyon Green (HOU)
C; Garrett Bradbury (MIN)
DE: Chandler Jones (LV), Justin Houston (CAR)
DT: Cameron Heyward (PIT), Ed Oliver (BUF)
OLB: Devin White (TB), Myles Jack (PHI)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Trevon Diggs (DAL), Marcus Peters (LV)
SS: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (DET)
FS: Jordan Poyer (BUF)
K: Nick Folk (FA)
P: A.J. Cole III (LV)
HC: Ron Rivera (WAS)
OC: Brian Callahan (CIN)
DC: Steve Wilks (SF)
STC: Richard Bisaccia (GB)
PS: Kene Nwangwu (MIN)*, Kenneth Murray (LAC), Kenny Moore (IND), Donte Jackson (CAR), Xavier McKinney (NYG)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 4th (HAM), S27 6th (HAM), S27 11th (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White


Burlington Sock Puppets (Owner: Daboyle)
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QB: Derek Carr (NO)
RB: Miles Sanders (CAR), Brian Robinson (WAS)
FB: D'Onta Foreman (CHI)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR), Tee Higgins (CIN), Curtis Samuel (WAS)
OT: Christian Darrisaw (MIN), Morgan Moses (BAL)
OG: Elgton Jenkins (GB), Alex Cappa (CIN)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Brandon Graham (PHI), Denico Autry (TEN)
NT: Jalen Carter (PHI)
OLB: Von Miller (BUF), Arden Key (TEN)
ILB: Dre Greenlaw (SF), Shaq Thompson (CAR)
CB: Emmanuel Forbes (WAS), Chidobe Awuzie (CIN)
SS: Justin Reid (KC)
FS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
K: Michael Badgley (WAS)
P: Logan Cooke (JAX)
HC: Brian Daboll (NYG)
OC: Kevin O'Connell (MIN)
DC: Don Martindale (NYG)
STC: Dave Fipp (DET)
PS: Jimmy Garoppolo (LV), Charles Leno (WAS), Keisean Nixon (GB)*, Kendall Fuller (WAS), Jason Myers (SEA)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 80, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 46
Stadium - The Coat Factory - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 35, Precip: 60, Wind: 70
Primary Color - White, Secondary Color - Red

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)
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QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Antonio Gibson (WAS)
FB: Khari Blasingame (CHI)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (MIA), Terry McLaurin (WAS), Donovan Peoples-Jones (CLE)*
OT: Duane Brown (NYJ), Jedrick Wills (CLE)
OG: Brandon Scherff (JAX), Andrew Norwell (WAS)
C; Frank Ragnow (DET)
DE: Cameron Jordan (NO), Yannick Ngakoue (CHI)
DT: Kenny Clark (GB), Ndamukong Suh (FA)
OLB: Alex Anzalone (DET), Anthony Barr (FA)
MLB: Kyzir White (ARI)
CB: Jaylon Johnson (CHI), Asante Samuel Jr. (LAC)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Johnny Hekker (CAR)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Pete Carmichael (NO)
DC: Jack Del Rio (WAS)
STC: Nate Kaczor (WAS)
PS: Greg Newsome II (CLE), D.J. Chark (CAR), Jalin Hyatt (NYG), Tyler Boyd (CIN), Skyy Moore (KC)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 12th (SCR), S27 2nd (RJ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6, Season 21

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Light Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

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QB: Joe Burrow (CIN)
RB: Travis Etienne (JAX), Najee Harris (PIT)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: Darren Waller (NYG)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins (TEN), Amari Cooper (CLE), Odell Beckham Jr. (BAL)*
OT: Broderick Jones (PIT), Rob Havenstein (LAR)
OG: Teven Jenkins (CHI), Justin Pugh (FA)
C; Ben Jones (FA)
DE: Christopher Jones (KC), Leonard Williams (NYG)
NT: Dalvin Tomlinson (CLE)
OLB: Rashan Gary (GB), Za'Darius Smith (CLE)
ILB: Josey Jewell (DEN), Kwon Alexander (PIT)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL), Jonathan Jones (NE)
SS: Adrian Amos (NYJ)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT)
K: Graham Gano (NYG)
P: Thomas Morstead (NYJ)
HC: Dan Campbell (DET)
OC: Brian Schottenheimer (DAL)
DC: Teryl Austin (PIT)
STC: Ryan Ficken (LAC)
PS: Joey Porter Jr. (PIT), David Ojabo (BAL), Odafe Oweh (BAL), Devin Lloyd (JAX), Zay Flowers (BAL)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 2nd (HAN), S27 7th (HAN)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 23

Coaching Strategy -  Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 52, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 55
Primary Color - Red Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Lancaster Fighting Amish (Owner: TOUCAN)

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QB: Russell Wilson (DEN)
RB: Tony Pollard (DAL), D'Andre Swift (PHI)
FB: Alex Armah (WAS)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Chris Olave (NO), Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA), Jahan Dotson (WAS)*
OT: Penei Sewell (DET), Ronnie Stanley (BAL)
OG: Isaac Seumalo (PIT), Robert Hunt (MIA)
C; Ted Karras (CIN)
DE: Dante Fowler Jr. (DAL), Sam Hubbard (CIN)
DT: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Bryan Bresee (NO)
OLB: Jamin Davis (WAS), B.J. Ojulari (ARI)
MLB: Patrick Queen (BAL)
CB: Benjamin St-Juste (WAS), Devon Witherspoon (SEA)
SS: Kamren Curl (WAS)
FS: Darrick Forrest (WAS)
K: Jake Moody (SF)
P: Tommy Townsend (KC)
HC: Matt LaFleur (GB)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (WAS)
DC: Brian Flores (MIN)
STC: Chase Blackburn (LAR)
PS: Christian Gonzalez (NE), Charles Cross (SEA), Baker Mayfield (TB), Devin Bush (SEA), A.J. Epenesa (BUF)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (WAT), S27 1st (COP), S27 1st (ANC), S27 1st (NZ) S27 4th (WAT), S27 9th (LAN), S27 10th (LAN)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 30, Defensive Ag: 30, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - The Silo - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Silver, Secondary Color - Navy Blue

Blue Division

Anchorage Amphibians (Owner: Scoundrel)
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QB: Trevor Lawrence (JAX)
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs (DET), James Cook (BUF)*
FB: Roschon Johnson (CHI)
TE: Mike Gesicki (NE)
WR: Justin Jefferson (MIN), A.J. Brown (PHI), Treylon Burks (TEN)
OT: Laremy Tunsil (HOU), Ryan Ramczyk (NO)
OG: Damien Lewis (SEA), Jamaree Salyer (LAC)
C; Tyler Biadasz (DAL)
DE: Nick Bosa (SF), Zach Allen (DEN)
DT: Javon Hargrave (SF), Vita Vea (TB)
OLB: Quay Walker (GB), Jack Campbell (DET)
MLB: Tremaine Edmunds (CHI)
CB: Patrick Surtain II (DEN), Deonte Banks (NYG)
SS: Kyle Hamilton (BAL)
FS: L'Jarius Sneed (KC)
K: Younghoe Koo (ATL)
P: Jake Camarda (TB)
HC: Kevin Stefanski (CLE)
OC: Press Taylor (JAX)
DC: Lou Anarumo (CIN)
STC: Bubba Ventrone (CLE)
PS: Tyjae Spears (TEN), Kendre Miller (NO), Rashee Rice (KC), Travon Walker (JAX), Isaiah Likely (BAL)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 44, RB1 Chance: 68, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 53
Stadium - The Muskeg - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 5, Precip: 30, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Green, Secondary Color - Brown

Copenhagen Tables (Owner: Malfatron)
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QB: C.J. Stroud (HOU)
RB: James Conner (ARI), Devon Achane (MIA)*
FB: Keith Smith (ATL)
TE: Tyler Higbee (LAR)
WR: Mike Williams (LAC), Christian Kirk (JAX), JuJu Smith-Schuster (NE)
OT: Eric Fisher (FA), Taylor Decker (DET)
OG: Laken Tomlinson (NYJ), Austin Corbett (CAR)
C; Corey Linsley (LAC)
DE: John Franklin-Myers (NYJ), Frank Clark (DEN)
NT: Daron Payne (WAS)
OLB: Leonard Floyd (BUF), Shaquil Barrett (TB)
ILB: Ja'Whaun Bentley (NE), David Long Jr. (MIA)
CB: Darius Slay (PHI), Jamel Dean (TB)
SS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
FS: Jalen Pitre (HOU)
K: Chris Boswell (PIT)
P: Bryan Anger (DAL)
HC: Brian Billick (FA)
OC: Matt Nagy (KC)
DC: Steve Spagnuolo (KC)
STC: Larry Izzo (SEA)
PS: Cam Smith (MIA), Mazi Smith (DAL), Tank Bigsby (JAX), George Karlaftis (KC), Dorian Thompson-Robinson (CLE)

S27 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S27 1st (GRE), S27 1st (COP), S27 13th (COP)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15, Season 18

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 67, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - Table Stadium - Type: Dome, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 50, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Bright Lavender, Secondary Color - Black


Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)
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QB: Josh Allen (BUF)
RB: David Montgomery (DET), James Robinson (NYG)
FB: C.J. Ham (MIN)
TE: Noah Fant (SEA)
WR: Brandon Aiyuk (SF), Julio Jones (FA)*, Jarvis Landry (FA)
OT: Dion Dawkins (BUF), Donovan Smith (KC)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Cody Whitehair (CHI)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Matt Milano (BUF), Micah Parsons (DAL)
NT: David Onyemata (ATL)
OLB: Khalil Mack (LAC), Demarcus Lawrence (DAL)
ILB: Demario Davis (NO), C.J. Mosley (NYJ)
CB: Byron Jones (FA), Shaquill Griffin (HOU)
SS: Talanoa Hufanga (SF)
FS: Justin Simmons (DEN)
K: Mason Crosby (FA)
P: Rigoberto Sanchez (IND)
HC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
OC: Bill O'Brien (NE)
DC: Robert Saleh (NYJ)
STC: Joe Judge (FA)
PS: Brock Purdy (SF), Anton Harrison (JAX), Julius Brents (IND), Derick Hall (SEA), Keeanu Benton (PIT)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 55, Run DPriority: 35
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 50, Precip: 1, Wind: 0
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Tokyo Samurai (Owner: bcb1213)

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QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (NE), Kareem Hunt (FA)
FB: Cole Kmet (CHI)
TE: Pat Freiermuth (PIT)
WR: Jordan Addison (MIN), Garrett Wilson (NYJ), Elijah Moore (CLE)
OT: Taylor Moton (CAR), Orlando Brown Jr. (CIN)
OG: Michael Onwenu (NE), Peter Skoronski (TEN)
C; Tyler Linderbaum (BAL)
DE: Matt Judon (NE), Jaelan Phillips (MIA)
DT: Christian Wilkins (MIA), B.J. Hill (CIN)
OLB: Foyesade Oluokun (JAX), Logan Wilson (CIN)
MLB: Jordan Hicks (MIN)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (MIA), Adoree' Jackson (NYG)
SS: Andre Cisco (JAX)
FS: Jimmie Ward (HOU)
K: Jason Sanders (MIA)
P: Ryan Wright (MIN)
HC: Jonathan Gannon (ARI)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Wade Phillips (FA)
STC: John Fassel (DAL)
PS: Jermaine Johnson II (NYJ), Tyrique Stevenson (CHI), Desmond Ridder (ATL), Nathaniel Dell (HOU)*, Chase Brown (CIN)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 2nd (WAT), S28 3rd (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 43, RB1 Chance: 55, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 69, Defensive Ag: 69, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Bushido Bowl - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 55, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Parchment, Secondary Color - Brown

Hamilton Hornets (Owner: LAOJoe)

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QB: Aaron Rodgers (NYJ)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB), Joe Mixon (CIN)
FB: Josh Oliver (MIN)
TE: T.J. Hockenson (MIN)
WR: Ja'Marr Chase (CIN), Tyler Lockett (SEA), Drake London (ATL)
OT: Lane Johnson (PHI), Garett Bolles (DEN)
OG: Jason Peters (FA), Isaiah Wynn (MIA)
C; Creed Humphrey (KC)
DE: Arik Armstead (SF), Calais Campbell (ATL)
NT: Fletcher Cox (PHI)
OLB: Joshua Allen (JAX), Preston Smith (GB)
ILB: Lavonte David (TB), Eric Kendricks (LAC)
CB: Patrick Peterson (PIT), Rasul Douglas (GB)
SS: Kyle Dugger (NE)
FS: Adrian Phillips (NE)
K: Matt Prater (ARI)
P: Corey Bojorquez (CLE)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Josh McDaniels (LV)
DC: Shane Bowen (TEN)
STC: Darren Rizzi (NO)
PS: Bijan Robinson (ATL), Alijah Vera-Tucker (NYJ), Breece Hall (NYJ), Jonathan Mingo (CAR), Chase Claypool (CHI)*

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (LM), S27 1st (SCR), S27 3rd (WAT), S27 6th (WAT), S27 13th (COP), S28 1st (WAT), S27 1st (HAM), S27 4th (HAM), S27 6th (HAM), S27 10th (HAM), S28 1st (HAM), S28 2nd (HAM), S28 10th (HAM), S29 6th (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8, Season 26

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 43, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 76, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Hive - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 31, Precip: 31, Wind: 31
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Yellow

Salsa Conference

Green Division


Wattsville Waste Walruses (Owner: TL-TwoWinsAway)

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QB: Ryan Tannehill (TEN)
RB: Cam Akers (LAR), Austin Ekeler (LAC)
FB: Michael Mayer (LV)
TE: Sam LaPorta (DET)
WR: Allen Robinson (PIT), Adam Thielen (CAR), Cedric Tillman (CLE)
OT: Trent Brown (NE), Kaleb McGary (ATL)
OG: Joel Bitonio (CLE), Wyatt Teller (CLE)
C; Jonah Jackson (DET)
DE: Joey Bosa (LAC), Calijah Kancey (TB)
NT: Jeffery Simmons (TEN)
OLB: T.J. Watt (PIT), Aidan Hutchinson (DET)
ILB: De'Vondre Campbell (GB), Zaven Collins (ARI)
CB: Byron Murphy (MIN), Cameron Sutton (DET)
SS: Malik Hooker (DAL)
FS: Kerby Joseph (DET)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: Andy Lee (FA)
HC: Rex Ryan (FA)
OC: Tom Moore (FA)
DC: Jim Schwartz (CLE)
STC: Bobby April (FA)
PS: Isiah Pacheco (KC), Mac Jones (NE), Nick Herbig (PIT), Daniel Jones (NYG), Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET)*

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 10th (HAM), S27 10th (LAN), S28 1st (HAM), S28 2nd (HAM), S28 10th (HAM), S29 2nd (GRE), S29 6th (HAM), S27 1st (WAT), S27 2nd (WAT), S27 3rd (WAT), S27 4th (WAT), S27 5th (WAT), S27 6th (WAT), S27 7th (WAT), S27 8th (WAT), S27 9th (WAT), S27 11th (WAT), S28 1st (WAT), S28 2nd (WAT), S28 3rd (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17, Season 25

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 60, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 44, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Sirhowy Valley Field - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 20, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Baby Blue, Secondary Color - White

Greenland Polar Bears (Owner: Pickle Rick)

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QB: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (SF), Rachaad White (TB)
FB: Cade Otton (TB)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE)
WR: Chris Godwin (TB), Christian Watson (GB)*, Diontae Johnson (PIT)
OT: Rashawn Slater (LAC), Evan Neal (NYG)
OG: Paris Johnson Jr. (ARI), Cesar Ruiz (NO)
C; Connor Williams (MIA)
DE: Kayvon Thibodeaux (NYG), Dre'Mont Jones (SEA)
NT: D.J. Jones (DEN)
OLB: Bradley Chubb (MIA), Harold Landry (TEN)
ILB: T.J. Edwards (CHI), Jordyn Brooks (SEA)
CB: Tyson Campbell (JAX), Trent McDuffie (KC)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Tyrann Mathieu (NO)
K: Tyler Bass (BUF)
P: Riley Dixon (DEN)
HC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
OC: Mike McDaniel (MIA)
DC: Todd Bowles (TB)
STC: Chris Tabor (CAR)
PS: Cody Mauch (TB), Mike Edwards (KC), Tyler Smith (DAL), Troy Andersen (ATL), Kyle Trask (TB)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (GRE), S29 2nd (GRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 44, RB1 Chance: 74, Field Goal Try: 42, Offensive Ag: 84, Defensive Ag: 84, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Iceberg Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 5, Precip: 0, Wind: 85
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Aqua

Berlin Beer Bellies (Owner: swoosh)

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QB: Bryce Young (CAR)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (IND), Cordarrelle Patterson (ATL)*
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Dalton Schultz (HOU)
WR: D.K. Metcalf (SEA), D.J. Moore (CHI), Calvin Ridley (JAX)
OT: Kolton Miller (LV), Tyron Smith (DAL)
OG: Chris Lindstrom (ATL), Joe Thuney (KC)
C; Drew Dalman (ATL)
DE: Gregory Rousseau (BUF), Jadeveon Clowney (BAL)
DT: Derrick Brown (CAR), D.J. Reader (CIN)
OLB: Shaquille Leonard (IND), Isaiah Simmons (ARI)
MLB: Nick Bolton (KC)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (DAL), A.J. Terrell (ATL)
SS: Budda Baker (ARI)
FS: Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB)
K: Daniel Carlson (LV)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
OC: Shane Steichen (IND)
DC: Dan Quinn (DAL)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: George Pickens (PIT), Geno Smith (SEA), Kadarius Toney (KC), Will McDonald IV (NYJ), Kenny Pickett (PIT)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 6th (PHO), S27 9th (LAN)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 19

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 47, RB1 Chance: 67, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - The Gut - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 50, Precip: 74, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Denim Blue, Secondary Color - Bright Orange

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)

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QB: Sam Howell (WAS)
RB: Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC), Khalil Herbert (CHI)
FB: O.J. Howard (LV)
TE: Luke Musgrave (GB)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Quentin Johnston (LAC), Allen Lazard (NYJ)
OT: Darnell Wright (CHI), Ickey Ekwonu (CAR)
OG: Andrus Peat (NO), Cole Strange (NE)
C; Cam Jurgens (PHI)
DE: Kwity Paye (IND), Tyree Wilson (LV)
DT: Grover Stewart (IND), Devonte Wyatt (GB)
OLB: Germaine Pratt (CIN), Drue Tranquill (KC)
MLB: Drew Sanders (DEN)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB), Kaiir Elam (BUF)
SS: Dax Hill (CIN)
FS: Brian Branch (DET)
K: Jake Elliott (PHI)
P: Mitch Wishnowsky (SF)
HC: Urban Meyer (FA)
OC: Arthur Smith (ATL)
DC: Brandon Staley (LAC)
STC: Nick Saban (FA)
PS: Jordan Love (GB), Darrell Taylor (SEA), Justin Fields (CHI), Mekhi Becton (NYJ), Nyheim Hines (BUF)*

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (HAM), S27 2nd (HAN), S27 2nd (WAT), S27 2nd (RJ), S27 4th (LM), S27 5th (WAT), S27 7th (WAT), S27 8th (WAT), S27 9th (WAT), S28 1st (LM), S27 1st (SCR), S27 12th (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16, Season 24

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rubber Ducks (Owner: Kingram)

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QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), Raheem Mostert (MIA)
FB: Jakob Johnson (LV)
TE: Dawson Knox (BUF)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Marquise Brown (ARI)*, Darnell Mooney (CHI)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (TB), Terron Armstead (MIA)
OG: Landon Dickerson (PHI), Quinn Meinerz (DEN)
C; David Andrews (NE)
DE: Josh Sweat (PHI), Josh Uche (NE)
DT: Christian Barmore (NE), Zach Sieler (MIA)
OLB: Kaden Elliss (ATL), Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (CLE)
MLB: Pete Werner (NO)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Marshon Lattimore (NO)
SS: Marcus A. Williams (BAL)
FS: Jessie Bates (ATL)
K: Wil Lutz (NO)
P: Jack Fox (DET)
HC: Bill Belichick (NE)
OC: Sean Payton (DEN)
DC: Dennis Allen (NO)
STC: Chris Horton (BAL)
PS: Hendon Hooker (DET), Alontae Taylor (NO), Trevor Penning (NO), Jameson Williams (DET), Will Levis (TEN)

S27 Keeper Tags: 21 (+1 for Saquon Barkley)
Picks: S27 7th (HAN), S27 3rd (PHO), S27 6th (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Orange, Secondary Color - Blue


Yellow Division

New Zealand Blobfish (Owner: EaglesPeteC)

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QB: Jalen Hurts (PHI)
RB: Josh Jacobs (LV), Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)
FB: Zach Charbonnet (SEA)
TE: Dalton Kincaid (BUF)
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Jaylen Waddle (MIA)*, DeVonta Smith (PHI)
OT: Jake Matthews (ATL), Jack Conklin (CLE)
OG: Shaq Mason (HOU), Trey Smith (KC)
C; Mitch Morse (BUF)
DE: Quinnen Williams (NYJ), Montez Sweat (WAS)
NT: Jordan Davis (PHI)
OLB: Brian Burns (CAR), Nolan Smith (PHI)
ILB: Jerome Baker (MIA), Willie Gay Jr. (KC)
CB: Sauce Gardner (NYJ), Denzel Ward (CLE)
SS: Jevon Holland (MIA)
FS: Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU)
K: Evan McPherson (CIN)
P: Cameron Johnston (HOU)
HC: Nick Sirianni (PHI)
OC: Kellen Moore (LAC)
DC: Vic Fangio (MIA)
STC: Tom McMahon (LV)
PS: Nakobe Dean (PHI), Chigoziem Okonkwo (TEN), Rodney Hudson (FA), Felix Anudike-Uzomah (KC), Alim McNeill (DET)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (NZ), S27 9th (NZ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 44
Stadium - Gilbert E. Blobbington Memorial Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 50, Precip: 25, Wind: 16
Primary Color - Dark Navy, Secondary Color - Light Sea Green


Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (Owner: The Orca)
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QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Dalvin Cook (NYJ), Dameon Pierce (HOU)
FB: Michael Burton (DEN)
TE: Kyle Pitts (ATL)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL), Deebo Samuel (SF), John Metchie III (HOU)
OT: Brian O'Neill (MIN), Braden Smith (IND)
OG: O'Cyrus Torrence (BUF), Ben Powers (DEN)
C; Ethan Pocic (CLE)
DE: Chase Young (WAS), Alex Highsmith (PIT)
NT: Dexter Lawrence (NYG)
OLB: Will Anderson Jr. (HOU), Trey Hendrickson (CIN)
ILB: Lukas Van Ness (GB), Frankie Luvu (CAR)
CB: Sean Murphy-Bunting (TEN), D.J. Reed (NYJ)
SS: Jayron Kearse (DAL)
FS: Rodney McLeod (CLE)
K: Greg Zuerlein (NYJ)
P: Ryan Stonehouse (TEN)
HC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
OC: Ken Dorsey (BUF)
DC: Ejiro Evero (CAR)
STC: Matthew Smiley (BUF)
PS: Anthony Richardson (IND), Christian Kirksey (HOU), Josh Downs (IND)*, Zachary Carter (CIN), Keanu Neal (PIT)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 1st (LM), S27 4th (LM), S28 1st (LM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 61, Defensive Ag: 61, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Cirque Tarn - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 35, Precip: 50, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Light Blue, Secondary Color - Light Orange


Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)
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QB: Justin Herbert (LAC)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), Alexander Mattison (MIN)
FB: Alec Ingold (MIA)
TE: Dallas Goedert (PHI)
WR: Michael Thomas Jr. (NO), Jakobi Meyers (LV), Robert Woods (HOU)
OT: David Bakhtiari (GB), Taylor Lewan (FA)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Rodger Saffold (FA)
C; Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), Randy Gregory (DEN)
DT: DeForest Buckner (IND), Poona Ford (BUF)
OLB: James Houston (DET), Kyle Van Noy (FA)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (SEA)
CB: James Bradberry (PHI), Carlton Davis (TB)
SS: Jabrill Peppers (NE)
FS: Quandre Diggs (SEA)
K: Joey Slye (WAS)
P: Bradley Pinion (ATL)
HC: Mike McCarthy (DAL)
OC: Doug Pederson (JAX)
DC: Stephen Belichick (NE)
STC: Marquice Williams (ATL)
PS: Javonte Williams (DEN), Keion White (NE), Jayden Reed (GB), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG)*, Drake Jackson (SF)

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 22

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 47, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 63, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red


Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)
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QB: Matthew Stafford (LAR)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), A.J. Dillon (GB)
FB: Darnell Washington (PIT)
TE: Hayden Hurst (CAR)
WR: Brandin Cooks (DAL), Marvin Jones (DET), Jonnu Smith (ATL)
OT: D.J. Humphries (ARI), Mike McGlinchey (DEN)
OG: Zion Johnson (LAC), Ereck Flowers (FA)
C; John Michael Schmitz (NYG)
DE: Maxx Crosby (LV), Jerry Hughes (HOU)
DT: Jarran Reed (SEA), Maliek Collins (HOU)
OLB: Leighton Vander Esch (DAL), Bobby Okereke (NYG)
MLB: Roquan Smith (BAL)
CB: Jaycee Horn (CAR), Charvarius Ward (SF)
SS: Vonn Bell (CAR)
FS: Tashaun Gipson (SF)
K: Robbie Gould (FA)
P: Jake Bailey (MIA)
HC: Ben Johnson (DET)
OC: Andy Reid (KC)
DC: Gus Bradley (IND)
STC: Mike Westhoff (FA)
PS: Jared Goff (DET), Boye Mafe (SEA), Uchenna Nwosu (SEA), Isaiah Foskey (NO), Parris Campbell (NYG)*

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S27 3rd (PHO), S27 9th (NZ)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 43, Offensive Ag: 57, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 65, Precip: 40, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon


Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El Ramster)
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QB: Deshaun Watson (CLE)
RB: Kenneth Walker III (SEA), Tyler Allgeier (ATL)
FB: David Njoku (CLE)
TE: Evan Engram (JAX)
WR: Jerry Jeudy (DEN), Courtland Sutton (DEN), Zay Jones (JAX)
OT: Jordan Mailata (PHI), Jawaan Taylor (KC)
OG: Cam Robinson (JAX), La'el Collins (CIN)
C; Steve Avila (LAR)
DE: Danielle Hunter (MIN), Dorance Armstrong (DAL)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Grady Jarrett (ATL)
OLB: Haason Reddick (PHI), Denzel Perryman (HOU)
MLB: Deion Jones (CAR)
CB: Xavien Howard (MIA), Tariq Woolen (SEA)
SS: Jamal Adams (SEA)
FS: J.C. Jackson (LAC)
K: Eddy Pineiro (CAR)
P: Matt Araiza (FA)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Zac Taylor (CIN)
DC: DeMeco Ryans (HOU)
STC: Cameron Achord (NE)
PS: Trey Lance (SF), B.Y. Young (LAR), Marcus Davenport (MIN), Myles Murphy (CIN), Tutu Atwell (LAR)*

S27 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 52, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver


Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-5) xyz
  2. Hanoi Viet Kongs (9-7) x
  3. Reykjavík Direwolves (9-7)
  4. Burlington Sock Puppets (6-10)
  5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-11-1)

Blue Division

  1. Hamilton Hornets (10-6) xy
  2. Anchorage Amphibians (10-6) x
  3. Tokyo Samurai (8-8)
  4. Little Rock Uni Royals (8-8)
  5. Copenhagen Tables (5-10-1)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

  1. Greenland Polar Bears (12-4) xyz
  2. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (10-6) x
  3. Berlin Beer Bellies (8-8)
  4. Wattsville Waste Walruses (7-9)
  5. Scranton Papermakers (4-12)

Yellow Division

  1. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (9-6-1) xy
  2. New Zealand Blobfish (9-7) x
  3. Indianapolis Predators (7-8-1)
  4. Egypt Starfalls (7-9)
  5. Freiburg Venom (5-11)

x - Clinched playoff berth
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched homefield advantage
e - Eliminated from playoff contention


Schedule

WEEK 1 (Sat, July 8th)
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 24
Reykjavík Direwolves 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 21 @ Hamilton Hornets 27
New Zealand Blobfish 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 30
Tokyo Samurai 33 @ Anchorage Amphibians 20
Greenland Polar Bears 22 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 21
Scranton Papermakers 11 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 30
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33 @ Copenhagen Tables 14
Egypt Starfalls 26 @ Freiburg Venom 16

WEEK 2 (Tue, July 11th)
Burlington Sock Puppets 27 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 30
New Zealand Blobfish 28 @ Greenland Polar Bears 20
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 23
Freiburg Venom 20 @ Tokyo Samurai 21
Anchorage Amphibians 33 @ Copenhagen Tables 27
Wattsville Waste Walruses 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 31
Reykjavík Direwolves 13 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
Little Rock Uni Royals 33 @ Indianapolis Predators 20
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 30
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 36 @ Scranton Papermakers 27

WEEK 3 (Fri, July 14th)
Copenhagen Tables 22 @ Egypt Starfalls 17
Hamilton Hornets 38 @ Anchorage Amphibians 31
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 17 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 19
Scranton Papermakers 17 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 29
Lancaster Fighting Amish 13 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 21
Greenland Polar Bears 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 17
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Freiburg Venom 28
Berlin Beer Bellies 21 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 29 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31

WEEK 4 (Mon, July 17th)
Greenland Polar Bears 22 @ Indianapolis Predators 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 27 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 37
Hamilton Hornets 26 @ Tokyo Samurai 24
New Zealand Blobfish 20 @ Egypt Starfalls 14
Little Rock Uni Royals 27 @ Copenhagen Tables 24
Scranton Papermakers 10 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26
Reykjavík Direwolves 24 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 19
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ Freiburg Venom 23
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 29
Burlington Sock Puppets 24 @ Anchorage Amphibians 21

WEEK 5 (Thu, July 20th)
Anchorage Amphibians 29 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 28
New Zealand Blobfish 28 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 31
Tokyo Samurai 21 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Burlington Sock Puppets 17 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 19 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 24
Freiburg Venom 21 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Copenhagen Tables 27
Wattsville Waste Walruses 29 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24

WEEK 6 (Sun, July 23rd)
Lancaster Fighting Amish 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 31
Egypt Starfalls 13 @ Anchorage Amphibians 20
Scranton Papermakers 22 @ Greenland Polar Bears 27
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 29 @ Tokyo Samurai 21
Reykjavík Direwolves 33 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ New Zealand Blobfish 27
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 19 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27
Wattsville Waste Walruses 32 @ Freiburg Venom 33
Copenhagen Tables 30 @ Hamilton Hornets 27
Berlin Beer Bellies 16 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 23

WEEK 7 (Wed, July 26th)
Hamilton Hornets 17 @ Indianapolis Predators 31
Scranton Papermakers 17 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19
Anchorage Amphibians 27 @ New Zealand Blobfish 17
Little Rock Uni Royals 26 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 26
Tokyo Samurai 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 31
Hanoi Viet Kongs 19 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 14
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 26
Copenhagen Tables 20 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 29
Greenland Polar Bears 27 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 24

WEEK 8 (Sat, July 29th)
Tokyo Samurai 21 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 33
Wattsville Waste Walruses 23 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Indianapolis Predators 26 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27
Berlin Beer Bellies 29 @ Greenland Polar Bears 38
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 30 @ Freiburg Venom 34
Hamilton Hornets 44 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 28
Egypt Starfalls 17 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Anchorage Amphibians 34 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 31
New Zealand Blobfish 24 @ Copenhagen Tables 27
Lancaster Fighting Amish 17 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34

WEEK 9 (Tue, August 1st)
Reykjavík Direwolves 21 @ Greenland Polar Bears 28
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 20
Wattsville Waste Walruses 24 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 23
Berlin Beer Bellies 20 @ Scranton Papermakers 14
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 21 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 30
Freiburg Venom 27 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 23 @ Hamilton Hornets 27
Lancaster Fighting Amish 25 @ Copenhagen Tables 25
Little Rock Uni Royals 23 @ Anchorage Amphibians 27
Burlington Sock Puppets 17 @ Tokyo Samurai 30

WEEK 10 (Fri, August 4th)
Copenhagen Tables 24 @ Tokyo Samurai 33
Anchorage Amphibians 32 @ Freiburg Venom 25
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ New Zealand Blobfish 34
Greenland Polar Bears 26 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 21
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 28 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 20
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 35 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 33
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 31 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 38 @ Hamilton Hornets 16
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 17

WEEK 11 (Mon, August 7th)
Freiburg Venom 19 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 30
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 33
Hamilton Hornets 27 @ Copenhagen Tables 25*
Greenland Polar Bears 30 @ Egypt Starfalls 23
Wattsville Waste Walruses 31 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 24
Indianapolis Predators 20 @ Anchorage Amphibians 21
Lancaster Fighting Amish 26 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
New Zealand Blobfish 21 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 34
Reykjavík Direwolves 29 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 26
Tokyo Samurai 25 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 28
*Moon international game

WEEK 12 (Thu, August 10th)
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Scranton Papermakers 20
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 26 @ Greenland Polar Bears 21
Anchorage Amphibians 16 @ Tokyo Samurai 23
Hamilton Hornets 27 @ Freiburg Venom 24
Egypt Starfalls 21 @ New Zealand Blobfish 23
Wattsville Waste Walruses 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 32
Reykjavík Direwolves 34 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 13
Berlin Beer Bellies 31 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 22
Burlington Sock Puppets 28 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 19
Copenhagen Tables 31 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 37

WEEK 13 (Sun, August 13th)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30 @ Anchorage Amphibians 37
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24
New Zealand Blobfish 23 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 26
Berlin Beer Bellies 27 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
Freiburg Venom 25 @ Indianapolis Predators 34
Little Rock Uni Royals 19 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 17
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 31 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 29
Copenhagen Tables 13 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 23
Lancaster Fighting Amish 25 @ Scranton Papermakers 24
Tokyo Samurai 28 @ Hamilton Hornets 25

WEEK 14 (Wed, August 16th)
Tokyo Samurai 23 @ Copenhagen Tables 24
Burlington Sock Puppets 26 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34
Anchorage Amphibians 31 @ Hamilton Hornets 33
Scranton Papermakers 22 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 21
Egypt Starfalls 28 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 22
Freiburg Venom 30 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 26*
Greenland Polar Bears 28 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 26
Reykjavík Direwolves 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 35
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 17 @ New Zealand Blobfish 34
*Antartica international game

WEEK 15 (Sat, August 19th)
Anchorage Amphibians 26 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 21
New Zealand Blobfish 13 @ Freiburg Venom 26
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34 @ Greenland Polar Bears 33
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Egypt Starfalls 34
Hanoi Viet Kongs 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 20
Berlin Beer Bellies 29 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 26
Hamilton Hornets 24 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 38
Copenhagen Tables 28 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 35
Wattsville Waste Walruses 23 @ Scranton Papermakers 30
Little Rock Uni Royals 17 @ Tokyo Samurai 25

WEEK 16 (Fri, August 25th)
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 26 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23
Hanoi Viet Kongs 31 @ Tokyo Samurai 35
Copenhagen Tables 24 @ Anchorage Amphibians 20
Hamilton Hornets 34 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 33
Greenland Polar Bears 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Berlin Beer Bellies 24 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 37
Freiburg Venom 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 13 @ Indianapolis Predators 13
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 29 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Mon, August 28th)
Hanoi Viet Kongs 30 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Anchorage Amphibians 10 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
New Zealand Blobfish 17 @ Greenland Polar Bears 22
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 27 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 21

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Thu, August 31st)
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Hamilton Hornets 31
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 17 @ Greenland Polar Bears 33

ALL-STAR BOWL XXIII (Fri, September 1st)
Cheesy All-Stars 20 vs Salsa All-Stars 33

TACO BOWL XXVI (Sat, September 2nd)
Hamilton Hornets 33 vs Greenland Polar Bears 30

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Welcome to the 26th season of the NSFL!

You have until Wednesday, June 7th to renew interest in the league. If you are no longer interesting in owning your team, please let me know ASAP so a replacement can be found swiftly. Keepers are due the following Monday, June 12th with the draft beginning a couple days later, which will include incoming rookies.

All players that declared retirement this offseason should be removed from your rosters (please let me know of anyone I missed). Also, please re-post any trades from the last thread including confirmations. The new season's office is officially open!

 

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3 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I trade:

Kyler Murray

@The Orca trades:

4 tags

I accept. @TheKillerNacho


Tentative keepers:

Aaron Jones - 3
Austin Ekeler - 6
Darren Waller - 8
Amon-Ra St. Brown - 9 (R)
Tee Higgins - 12
T.J. Watt - 15
Joey Bosa - 17
Aidan Hutchinson - 18 (R)
Vita Vea - 20
Jeffery Simmons - 22
Justin Tucker - 23
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Total: 23

st brown was not a rookie

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Tentative keepers:

Aaron Jones - 3
Austin Ekeler - 6
Darren Waller - 8
Amon-Ra St. Brown - 9 (7GPS)
Tee Higgins - 12
T.J. Watt - 15
Joey Bosa - 17
Aidan Hutchinson - 18 (R)
Vita Vea - 20
Jeffery Simmons - 22
Justin Tucker - 23
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Total: 23

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