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My Week 5 prediction:

WEEK 5 (Thu, July 20th)
Anchorage Amphibians @ Little Rock Uni Royals
New Zealand Blobfish @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
GOTW: Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Berlin Beer Bellies
Freiburg Venom @ Scranton Papermakers
Egypt Starfalls @ Hamilton Hornets
UOTW: Indianapolis Predators @ Copenhagen Tables
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Greenland Polar Bears

Season record: 20-10

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On 7/18/2023 at 2:59 PM, SirA1 said:

Just have to get past Stetson Bennett this week.

I feel like we need to do something about this..

Like, idk if we need a lottery system to stop people from starting these kind of QBs, or if Nacho chooses some sort of line in the sand with his "overall rating" and says you can only start QBs from this list of X quarterbacks (and if you want to start someone else you need to petition it)

But we've seen a lot of nonsense at the QB position in the last few seasons

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5 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

I feel like we need to do something about this..

Like, idk if we need a lottery system to stop people from starting these kind of QBs, or if Nacho chooses some sort of line in the sand with his "overall rating" and says you can only start QBs from this list of X quarterbacks (and if you want to start someone else you need to petition it)

But we've seen a lot of nonsense at the QB position in the last few seasons

About what? Starting random QBs? It's not like he had a good game:

Stetson Bennett: 22/36 (61.11%, 79.98 Rating) for 353 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 interceptions.

If you're telling me a fringe NFL player couldn't be put on the field and have a mediocre game, I'd have to disagree.

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I know I'm behind in posting these, but here we are 1/4 through the season

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 14.329 4 0 1.000 38 114 76 2 1
Hamilton Hornets 12.959 4 0 1.000 28 117 89 1 6
Little Rock Uni Royals 11.686 3 1 0.750 18 105 87 5 4
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 11.681 4 0 1.000 19 111 92 3 9
New Zealand Blobfish 11.279 3 1 0.750 15 99 84 9 2
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 9.567 2 2 0.500 7 97 90 11 8
Burlington Sock Puppets 9.369 2 2 0.500 6 95 89 12 6
Berlin Beer Bellies 9.191 2 2 0.500 6 109 103 4 14
Greenland Polar Bears 9.189 3 1 0.750 5 91 86 15 3
Reykjavík Direwolves 8.227 3 1 0.750 1 94 93 13 10
Tokyo Samurai 8.217 2 2 0.500 1 98 97 10 11
Hanoi Viet Kongs 7.600 1 3 0.250 -2 105 107 5 16
Indianapolis Predators 7.585 2 2 0.500 -2 101 103 8 14
Wattsville Waste Walruses 6.465 1 3 0.250 -7 92 99 14 13
Egypt Starfalls 6.271 1 3 0.250 -7 81 88 19 5
Freiburg Venom 5.556 1 3 0.250 -11 87 98 17 12
Anchorage Amphibians 4.976 1 3 0.250 -17 105 122 5 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 3.821 0 4 0.000 -22 90 112 16 18
Copenhagen Tables 3.582 1 3 0.250 -23 87 110 17 17
Scranton Papermakers 0.651 0 4 0.000 -53 65 118 20 19
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Week 5 is here... Will we see a shift or more of the same?

Anchorage Amphibians @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/Ooo_LGAjRE0
New Zealand Blobfish @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas: https://youtu.be/B-5lOLomsVY
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/0ch7UwUBJJ8
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/SwmRn3jRXDk
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Hanoi Viet Kongs: https://youtu.be/tBaWnPqYWNM
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Berlin Beer Bellies: https://youtu.be/23KcBzHHkb4
Freiburg Venom @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/x32sMktYFG4
Egypt Starfalls @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/DJwMUi6BbeE
Indianapolis Predators @ Copenhagen Tables: https://youtu.be/GBsMJ99ycdU
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/Cf7gzcVAQBk

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1n2t4_FCkMW2QuaiRK4fwdHyXfEHAL1cZ?usp=sharing
Updated statistics: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2023/07/nsfl-season-26-detailed-statistics.html

Just a heads up: my birthday is Saturday so there's a good chance Sunday's games will be delayed until Monday (maybe even until the evening). Regardless, I'm going to keep the deadlines and posted dates of next week and the week after the same (for now).

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39 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

I feel like we need to do something about this..

Like, idk if we need a lottery system to stop people from starting these kind of QBs, or if Nacho chooses some sort of line in the sand with his "overall rating" and says you can only start QBs from this list of X quarterbacks (and if you want to start someone else you need to petition it)

But we've seen a lot of nonsense at the QB position in the last few seasons

When I drafted both Goff and Stafford I always planned on starting them each 7 games and seeing who had the better 2023 NFL season to be my starter next NSFL season. So that means I needed a QB to cover 2 games but people kept stashing backups on their PS so I ended up with 2 time national champion Stetson Bennett. 

So far Bennett is my only winning QB this season.

He will play in his 2nd game today and then ride the pine the rest of the season. Crisis averted.

 

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2 minutes ago, SirA1 said:

When I drafted both Goff and Stafford I always planned on starting them each 7 games and seeing who had the better 2023 NFL season to be my starter next NSFL season. So that means I needed a QB to cover 2 games but people kept stashing backups on their PS so I ended up with 2 time national champion Stetson Bennett. 

So far Bennett is my only winning QB this season.

He will play in his 2nd game today and then ride the pine the rest of the season. Crisis averted.

 

well.. I feel dumb

consider this an apology, and I'm glad to see someone doing the 2 QB for 2 tags plan!

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1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

My Week 5 prediction:

WEEK 5 (Thu, July 20th)
Anchorage Amphibians @ Little Rock Uni Royals
New Zealand Blobfish @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
GOTW: Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Berlin Beer Bellies
Freiburg Venom @ Scranton Papermakers
Egypt Starfalls @ Hamilton Hornets
UOTW: Indianapolis Predators @ Copenhagen Tables
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Greenland Polar Bears

Season record: 20-10

Spoiler

WEEK 5 (Thu, July 20th)
Anchorage Amphibians 29 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 28
New Zealand Blobfish 28 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 31
Tokyo Samurai 21 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Burlington Sock Puppets 17 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 19 @ Berlin Beer Bellies 24
Freiburg Venom 21 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Copenhagen Tables 27
Wattsville Waste Walruses 29 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24

4-6... I'm terrible at this. Huge wins by ANC and EGY this week.

 

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15 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

well.. I feel dumb

consider this an apology, and I'm glad to see someone doing the 2 QB for 2 tags plan!

No worries. Scranton was always going to be one of the games because it game me the best chance to win. I was countered though. lol. I feel sorry for the Commanders this year.

 

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Gg tk3. The first 25 minutes or so were ugly, got down 17-0, Mahomes picked, FG missed. Then DPJ gave us a spark on the return, snuck in another FG before halftime and we had a real battle in the second half. Clutch sack by Alex to force a punt near the end. Think the game lived up to the hype.

 

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1 hour ago, Tk3 said:

I feel like we need to do something about this..

Like, idk if we need a lottery system to stop people from starting these kind of QBs, or if Nacho chooses some sort of line in the sand with his "overall rating" and says you can only start QBs from this list of X quarterbacks (and if you want to start someone else you need to petition it)

But we've seen a lot of nonsense at the QB position in the last few seasons

This is one of the dumbest suggestions that's been floated around in my whole tenure in this league. 

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