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1 minute ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

... with a top QB throwing to him.

Remix could easily move this top talent towards other teams with top QBs looking to make a push towards the chip 

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Narrator: here we see a desperate owner that was just asking for a wide receiver, willing to trade away a wide receiver that he is now claiming is one of the top 33 percent of wide receivers in the league. Compelling. Odd behavior, but not completely unexpected.

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5 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Narrator: here we see a desperate owner that was just asking for a wide receiver, willing to trade away a wide receiver that he is now claiming is one of the top 33 percent of wide receivers in the league. Compelling. Odd behavior, but not completely unexpected.

I am both desperate & unwilling to make a deal, it is true

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Official chatgpt predictions

Current record: 17-13

 

Anchorage Amphibians vs. Little Rock Uni Royals:
The Anchorage Amphibians hop their way to victory against the Little Rock Uni Royals. You see, the Amphibians knew the Royals were all style and no substance. They hopped circles around them, leaving the Royals drowning in their own disappointment.

 

New Zealand Blobfish vs. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas:
The Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas freeze out the New Zealand Blobfish, just like my enthusiasm for this matchup. It's as if the Blobfish couldn't handle the cold truth that they're not cut out for the gladiator stage.

 

Tokyo Samurai vs. Lancaster Fighting Amish:
The Tokyo Samurai slice through the Lancaster Fighting Amish, just like my patience watching this unfold. The Amish brought their butter churns to a swordfight. It was a mismatch from the start, and the Samurai showed them what real combat is all about.

Rio de Janeiro Pirates vs. Reykjavík Direwolves:
The Rio de Janeiro Pirates outsmart the Reykjavík Direwolves. The Direwolves thought they could rely on their primal instincts, but the Pirates had a treasure map to victory. They navigated the sea of battle with cunning and left the Direwolves howling in defeat.

 

Burlington Sock Puppets vs. Hanoi Viet Kongs:
The Burlington Sock Puppets sock it to the Hanoi Viet Kongs. The Viet Kongs might have had their sights set on victory, but they didn't expect to be taken down by a bunch of fuzzy, cuddly sock puppets. It's a real sock-block for them!

 

Phoenix Rubber Ducks vs. Berlin Beer Bellies:
The Phoenix Rubber Ducks quack their way to victory against the Berlin Beer Bellies. The Beer Bellies may have thought they had the advantage with their beer-fueled confidence, but the Ducks showed them that quack is whack, and agility triumphs over beer-bellied bravado.

 

Freiburg Venom vs. Scranton Papermakers:
The Freiburg Venom strike venomously and defeat the Scranton Papermakers. The Papermakers might have thought they could outwit their opponents with their paper prowess, but the Venom unleashed a venomous assault that left the Papermakers crumpled and recycled.

 

Egypt Starfalls vs. Hamilton Hornets:
The Hamilton Hornets buzz their way to victory against the Egypt Starfalls. The Starfalls couldn't handle the buzzsaw intensity of the Hornets. They were left wondering why they bothered to participate in this matchup in the first place.

Indianapolis Predators vs. Copenhagen Tables:
The Indianapolis Predators prey on the Copenhagen Tables. The Tables may have thought they were sturdy and unyielding, but the Predators saw right through their wooden facade. The Predators showed no mercy, flipping the Tables and leaving them in a state of complete disarray.

 

Wattsville Waste Walruses vs. Greenland Polar Bears:
The Greenland Polar Bears overpower the Wattsville Waste Walruses. It's as if the Walruses got lost in their own waste, while the Polar Bears roared with confidence and put an icy end to the Walruses' hopes.

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