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4 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I think I'm good with late games. Going against ol' 84/84 Pickle always makes for a strange outing, and, although I think my defense matches up well, I can't say the same for the offense. (Tua is also playing unrealistically out of his mind.)

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Let's analyze the playoff picture based on the provided information:

Cheezy Conference:

Red Division: The top team, Rio de Janeiro Pirates (7-2), secures a playoff spot.
Blue Division: Both Hamilton Hornets (6-3) and Anchorage Amphibians (6-3) qualify as top teams.


Salsa Conference:

Green Division: Greenland Polar Bears (7-2) clinch a playoff spot.
Yellow Division: Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (6-3) are the top team.
Next, we consider the next best records:

Cheezy Conference:

Reykjavík Direwolves (6-3) from the Red Division and Little Rock Uni Royals (4-5) from the Blue Division.


Salsa Conference:

Phoenix Rubber Ducks (5-4) from the Green Division and New Zealand Blobfish (5-4) from the Yellow Division.


So, the playoff teams would be:
Cheezy Conference:

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates
2. Hamilton Hornets
3. Anchorage Amphibians
4. Reykjavík Direwolves
5. Little Rock Uni Royals

Salsa Conference:

1. Greenland Polar Bears
2. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
3. Phoenix Rubber Ducks
4. New Zealand Blobfish


Please note that this analysis is based on the given records and assumptions about team performance. The actual results may vary based on the outcomes of the remaining games.

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On 8/3/2023 at 8:03 AM, Malfatron said:

Hanoi Viet Kongs (5-4): Chucky - Just as Chucky is persistently menacing, the Viet Kongs might be lower in rankings, but they're dangerous and can quickly climb their way back up

I like that haha! 

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11 hours ago, Malfatron said:

 ChatGPT
Let's analyze the playoff picture based on the provided information:

Cheezy Conference:

Red Division: The top team, Rio de Janeiro Pirates (7-2), secures a playoff spot.
Blue Division: Both Hamilton Hornets (6-3) and Anchorage Amphibians (6-3) qualify as top teams.


Salsa Conference:

Green Division: Greenland Polar Bears (7-2) clinch a playoff spot.
Yellow Division: Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (6-3) are the top team.
Next, we consider the next best records:

Cheezy Conference:

Reykjavík Direwolves (6-3) from the Red Division and Little Rock Uni Royals (4-5) from the Blue Division.


Salsa Conference:

Phoenix Rubber Ducks (5-4) from the Green Division and New Zealand Blobfish (5-4) from the Yellow Division.


So, the playoff teams would be:
Cheezy Conference:

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates
2. Hamilton Hornets
3. Anchorage Amphibians
4. Reykjavík Direwolves
5. Little Rock Uni Royals

Salsa Conference:

1. Greenland Polar Bears
2. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
3. Phoenix Rubber Ducks
4. New Zealand Blobfish


Please note that this analysis is based on the given records and assumptions about team performance. The actual results may vary based on the outcomes of the remaining games.

 

Love the way Glem and I collude for the final playoff spot

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We're into the double-digit weeks! What story-lines will unfold in Week 10?

Copenhagen Tables @ Tokyo Samurai: https://youtu.be/jey06hGWHMg
Anchorage Amphibians @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/y0O62Wlb_Ag
Scranton Papermakers @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/2DeR0T_A3O4
Greenland Polar Bears @ Wattsville Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/NQm7jEirmO4
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/Cy2iSg4wU98
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/RvV5uGMvJ0Y
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Egypt Starfalls: https://youtu.be/AuzswmIoNXE
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/VBImEjBWUIk
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/kjQ8uv0p3Us
Indianapolis Predators @ Berlin Beer Bellies: https://youtu.be/2VJT3ZpAU8E

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tgggvep72SKsicqT6njv-AdZfNWnIl8q?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2023/07/nsfl-season-26-detailed-statistics.html

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