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37 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

New Zealand Blobfish vs. Greenland Polar Bears: The New Zealand Blobfish would win because their gelatinous bodies and lack of bones would make them impossible for the Polar Bears to tackle effectively. The Blobfish's squishy nature would allow them to slip away from the grasp of the Polar Bears, leaving the bears frustrated and unable to catch their slippery opponents.

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40 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Anchorage Amphibians vs. Copenhagen Tables: The Copenhagen Tables would win because their flat and sturdy surfaces would serve as an impenetrable defense against the Anchorage Amphibians. The Amphibians' attempts to leap and attack would be futile as they would find themselves bouncing off the resilient Tables. The Tables' unyielding strength would guarantee their triumph.

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Week 2 is here! Which teams get off to the coveted 2-0 start... and which will sink into the dreaded 0-2 hole?

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Berlin Beer Bellies: https://youtu.be/D2eD1pIqxiA
New Zealand Blobfish @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/J2tOoh490iM
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/wXQvEzV7ETQ
Freiburg Venom @ Tokyo Samurai: https://youtu.be/TstOulAnXHs
Anchorage Amphibians @ Copenhagen Tables: https://youtu.be/NJQQZJapI-U
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hanoi Viet Kongs: https://youtu.be/dNgfiJHIsk8
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/AtLXRlqB_NQ
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/5kprPg8kRFg
Egypt Starfalls @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas: https://youtu.be/bMGbClz5y4U
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/ihL3nKqfaUU

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ax1mWSQ-z6oq5cZd2x5081Tu3W3bb5eW?usp=sharing
Updated statistics: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2023/07/nsfl-season-26-detailed-statistics.html

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14 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Lets track chatgpts prediction record too


Burlington Sock Puppets vs. Berlin Beer Bellies: The Burlington Sock Puppets would win because their lively and animated personalities would distract the Berlin Beer Bellies from the competition. The Sock Puppets would use their impressive sock-puppetry skills to entertain and confuse their opponents, making it difficult for the Beer Bellies to focus on the game.

New Zealand Blobfish vs. Greenland Polar Bears: The New Zealand Blobfish would win because their gelatinous bodies and lack of bones would make them impossible for the Polar Bears to tackle effectively. The Blobfish's squishy nature would allow them to slip away from the grasp of the Polar Bears, leaving the bears frustrated and unable to catch their slippery opponents.

Rio de Janeiro Pirates vs. Lancaster Fighting Amish: The Lancaster Fighting Amish would win because their barn-building skills and knowledge of traditional farming techniques would surprise the Rio de Janeiro Pirates. The Amish would cleverly construct an obstacle course with hay bales, scarecrows, and farm animals, making it difficult for the Pirates to navigate and attack. Their ingenuity and farm prowess would give them the upper hand.

Freiburg Venom vs. Tokyo Samurai: The Tokyo Samurai would win because their swift swordsmanship and disciplined training would overpower the Freiburg Venom. The Venom's attempts to poison their opponents would be skillfully thwarted by the Samurai's agile movements and honed combat techniques. The Samurai's precision and expertise in martial arts would lead them to victory.

Anchorage Amphibians vs. Copenhagen Tables: The Copenhagen Tables would win because their flat and sturdy surfaces would serve as an impenetrable defense against the Anchorage Amphibians. The Amphibians' attempts to leap and attack would be futile as they would find themselves bouncing off the resilient Tables. The Tables' unyielding strength would guarantee their triumph.

Wattsville Waste Walruses vs. Hanoi Viet Kongs: The Hanoi Viet Kongs would win because their strategic guerrilla tactics and combat experience would outmatch the Wattsville Waste Walruses. The Viet Kongs' ability to blend into their surroundings and surprise their opponents would confuse and overwhelm the Walruses. The Viet Kongs' adaptability and resourcefulness would secure their victory.

Reykjavík Direwolves vs. Hamilton Hornets: The Hamilton Hornets would win because their swift and precise flying abilities would give them an aerial advantage over the Reykjavík Direwolves. The Hornets' ability to sting from above would disorient and deter the Direwolves, making it difficult for them to coordinate their attacks. The Hornets' mastery of the skies would lead them to triumph.

Little Rock Uni Royals vs. Indianapolis Predators: The Indianapolis Predators would win because their predatory instincts and agility would overpower the Little Rock Uni Royals. The Predators' ability to swiftly pounce on their opponents and their relentless pursuit of victory would leave the Royals struggling to defend themselves. The Predators' ferocity and hunting skills would secure their win.

Egypt Starfalls vs. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas: The Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas would win because their proficiency in gliding and maneuvering on ice would give them a significant advantage over the Egypt Starfalls. The Orcas' ability to slide effortlessly and skillfully on the ice would leave the Starfalls slipping and stumbling, unable to maintain control. The Orcas' ice-skating expertise would propel them to success.

Phoenix Rubber Ducks vs. Scranton Papermakers: The Phoenix Rubber Ducks would win because their buoyant nature and rubbery bodies would give them a playful advantage over the Scranton Papermakers. The Ducks' ability to bounce and float on water would confuse the Papermakers, who would find it challenging to handle their unpredictable opponents. The Rubber Ducks' resilience and flexibility would secure their victory.

 

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6-4, not too bad

 

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15 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

My Week 2 predictions:

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Berlin Beer Bellies
New Zealand Blobfish @ Greenland Polar Bears
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
Freiburg Venom @ Tokyo Samurai
Anchorage Amphibians @ Copenhagen Tables
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Hamilton Hornets
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Indianapolis Predators
Egypt Starfalls @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Scranton Papermakers

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Well, I went 8-2. Not bad.

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