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6 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Plot twist: somehow, Justin Pugh was exceptional in the sim despite not playing much in 2022:

Justin Pugh [11 GS]: 17 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 5 stuffs allowed.

Great add by ravens there.

Yeah that was a big small addition there. Traded in Ezra 

Ezra Cleveland [11 GS]: 14 pancakes, 10 sacks allowed, 9 stuffs allowed.

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17 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

almost home, but laptop battery dead after simming half of the games. will try to sim the rest and post tonight after settling in. but itll probably be pretty late

Thats good. Its fun to drink and read games

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Proper order to read

0. Its my game

Copenhagen Tables @ Anchorage Amphibians

1. Just for fun (no playoff matter)

Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

Freiburg Venom @ Egypt Starfalls

Greenland Polar Bears @ Scranton Papermakers

2.  Win and in. Lose and out

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Reykjavík Direwolves

3. LR is out if kongs win, so this goes first

Hamilton Hornets @ Little Rock Uni Royals


4. Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tokyo Samurai

 

5. Needs to win to survive

Berlin Beer Bellies @ Wattsville Waste Walruses

6. Needs to win to survive

Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ New Zealand Blobfish

7. Might matter if berlin/NZ wins
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Indianapolis Predators

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For your consideration for the all star game

1. **Quarterback: C.J. Stroud**
   Despite a 60.75% completion rate, C.J. Stroud's 1,482 passing yards and 9 touchdowns showcase his ability to drive the offense. His 74 rushing yards and 1 rushing touchdown contribute to his versatility.

2. **Runningback: James Conner**
   With 997 rushing yards, 5 touchdowns, and an average of 4.02 yards per carry, James Conner has been consistently effective on the ground. Additionally, his 35 receptions for 351 yards and 3 receiving touchdowns underline his dual-threat capabilities.

3. **Wide Receiver: Christian Kirk**
   Christian Kirk's 1,013 receiving yards, 13.16 yards per reception, and 4 touchdowns make him a prime candidate. His ability to stretch the field and make big plays is evident with a 65-yard reception.

4. **Tight End: Tyler Higbee**
   Tyler Higbee's 37 receptions for 391 yards and 3 touchdowns demonstrate his reliable receiving skills. His 10 pancakes also highlight his blocking contribution.

5. **Offensive Line: Eric Fisher**
   Eric Fisher's impressive 22 pancakes and allowing only 4 sacks showcase his strength in run-blocking and pass protection. He's been a reliable force on the offensive line.

6. **Defensive Line: John Franklin-Myers**
   John Franklin-Myers stands out with 77 tackles, 4 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, and 1 recovery. His ability to disrupt plays and make game-changing moves is evident.

7. **Linebacker: Shaquil Barrett**
   Shaquil Barrett's all-around skills are highlighted by 83 tackles, 9 coverages, and 6 sacks. His ability to impact both pass-rushing and coverage situations is noteworthy.

8. **Cornerback: Darius Slay**
   Darius Slay's 3 interceptions, 66 coverages, and 1 forced fumble showcase his playmaking ability in pass defense. His impact extends beyond tackles.

9. **Safety: Micah Hyde**
   Micah Hyde's 73 tackles, 18 coverages, 2 sacks, and 1 interception make him a versatile safety who can impact both in coverage and run support.

10. **Kicker: Chris Boswell**
    Chris Boswell's 32 of 37 field goals (86.49%) and 35 of 35 extra points showcase his accuracy and reliability in the kicking game. His 39 touchbacks further contribute to special teams.

 

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41 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

For your consideration for the all star game

1. **Quarterback: C.J. Stroud**
   Despite a 60.75% completion rate, C.J. Stroud's 1,482 passing yards and 9 touchdowns showcase his ability to drive the offense. His 74 rushing yards and 1 rushing touchdown contribute to his versatility.

2. **Runningback: James Conner**
   With 997 rushing yards, 5 touchdowns, and an average of 4.02 yards per carry, James Conner has been consistently effective on the ground. Additionally, his 35 receptions for 351 yards and 3 receiving touchdowns underline his dual-threat capabilities.

3. **Wide Receiver: Christian Kirk**
   Christian Kirk's 1,013 receiving yards, 13.16 yards per reception, and 4 touchdowns make him a prime candidate. His ability to stretch the field and make big plays is evident with a 65-yard reception.

4. **Tight End: Tyler Higbee**
   Tyler Higbee's 37 receptions for 391 yards and 3 touchdowns demonstrate his reliable receiving skills. His 10 pancakes also highlight his blocking contribution.

5. **Offensive Line: Eric Fisher**
   Eric Fisher's impressive 22 pancakes and allowing only 4 sacks showcase his strength in run-blocking and pass protection. He's been a reliable force on the offensive line.

6. **Defensive Line: John Franklin-Myers**
   John Franklin-Myers stands out with 77 tackles, 4 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, and 1 recovery. His ability to disrupt plays and make game-changing moves is evident.

7. **Linebacker: Shaquil Barrett**
   Shaquil Barrett's all-around skills are highlighted by 83 tackles, 9 coverages, and 6 sacks. His ability to impact both pass-rushing and coverage situations is noteworthy.

8. **Cornerback: Darius Slay**
   Darius Slay's 3 interceptions, 66 coverages, and 1 forced fumble showcase his playmaking ability in pass defense. His impact extends beyond tackles.

9. **Safety: Micah Hyde**
   Micah Hyde's 73 tackles, 18 coverages, 2 sacks, and 1 interception make him a versatile safety who can impact both in coverage and run support.

10. **Kicker: Chris Boswell**
    Chris Boswell's 32 of 37 field goals (86.49%) and 35 of 35 extra points showcase his accuracy and reliability in the kicking game. His 39 touchbacks further contribute to special teams.

 

Report this trash homer 

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2 hours ago, El Ramster said:

Report this trash homer 

I detect a hint of jealousy

Lets look at your team

**Quarterback - Deshaun Watson:**
- Completion rate of 60.82% raises concerns about consistency.
- 9 interceptions indicate a lack of careful decision-making.

**Running back - Kenneth Walker III:**
- 4.22 yards per carry suggests an average impact per rush.
- 2 fumbles hint at ball security issues.

**Running back - Tyler Allgeier:**
- 3.59 yards per carry is below the expected standard.
- Limited receiving yards (256) don't add significant versatility.

**Running back - David Njoku:**
- Limited carries (13) and receptions (7) reduce overall impact.
- While yards per carry is decent, the sample size is small.

**Wide receiver - Jerry Jeudy:**
- 3 drops and 2 fumbles reflect inconsistencies.
- 815 receiving yards, while good, lack elite impact.

**Wide receiver - Courtland Sutton:**
- 4 drops and 1 fumble show issues with ball control.
- 4 touchdowns might not be enough to stand out.

**Wide receiver - Zay Jones:**
- 2 touchdowns and 622 receiving yards might not be All-Star caliber.

**Tight end - Evan Engram:**
- Despite yards and touchdowns, 2 drops could be crucial.
- Blocking performance with 12 pancakes might not be enough.

**Offensive line - Jordan Mailata:**
- 5 sacks allowed and 19 stuffs allowed are concerning.

**Offensive line - Cam Robinson:**
- 7 sacks allowed and 16 stuffs allowed raise pass protection issues.

**Offensive line - Steve Avila:**
- 7 sacks allowed and 19 stuffs allowed show inconsistent protection.

**Offensive line - La'el Collins:**
- While 6 sacks allowed is decent, 7 stuffs allowed might be a concern.

**Offensive line - Jawaan Taylor:**
- 4 sacks allowed and 17 stuffs allowed still show room for improvement.

**Defensive line - Danielle Hunter:**
- While 7 sacks are notable, tackle and stuff numbers could be higher.

**Defensive line - Aaron Donald:**
- While a premier player, 9 sacks might be expected of him.

**Defensive line - Grady Jarrett:**
- 4 sacks and limited coverage might not fully stand out.

**Defensive line - Haason Reddick:**
- 6 sacks are good, but impact beyond that might need improvement.

**Linebacker - B.Y. Young:**
- Limited stats with 31 tackles and 1 sack might not be enough.

**Linebacker - Deion Jones:**
- Decent tackle and coverage stats, but more big plays could be expected.

**Linebacker - Denzel Perryman:**
- Tackle and coverage stats are okay, but more game-changing plays needed.

**Cornerback - Xavien Howard:**
- Lack of stuffs and limited tackles could impact his cornerback standing.

**Cornerback - Tariq Woolen:**
- While interceptions are good, more consistency is needed.

**Safety - Jamal Adams:**
- While versatile, 1 interception might not be enough for an elite safety.

**Safety - J.C. Jackson:**
- 67 tackles and 2 interceptions show potential, but more big plays needed.

**Kicker - Eddy Pineiro:**
- 83.33% field goal success rate might not be top-tier.

**Punter - Matt Araiza:**
- While yards per punt is decent, other factors might come into play.

**Returner - Tutu Atwell:**
- Lack of touchdowns and average yards per return might not stand out.

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Coming off the hiatus, I give you the final week... what surprises are in store, and which teams will represent their conferences in the playoffs?

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/rdxc3CLLa4U
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/os71qI6pEN8
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tokyo Samurai: https://youtu.be/WUXMIR9GzRU
Copenhagen Tables @ Anchorage Amphibians: https://youtu.be/dh8uhHzrCHk
Hamilton Hornets @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/MkNrKSx8YMg
Greenland Polar Bears @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/hVD7rlNPfow
Berlin Beer Bellies @ Wattsville Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/qDuOEuiDhqQ
Freiburg Venom @ Egypt Starfalls: https://youtu.be/Lc3x3kTsXSE
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/70Mz6cGfABI
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/lHQVisfjUpE

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1iq87LIfOC0akRcUdMLeirhrFUbsBXLe8?usp=sharing
Final statistics: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2023/07/nsfl-season-26-detailed-statistics.html

 

I need someone to run All-Star Voting, if they would be so kind.

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