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6 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

It's tough to say what really counts as "lucky", but I can't see how recovering fumbles is anything but luck. (Although I do think FG% is also relevant in all of this.)

No I mean it isn't the only factor to determine luck. It definitely is here.

Also I'd consider anything 1 fumble recovery/loss away from 500 to be neutral. Me being 8 for 14 is one away from 7 and 50%, Phoenix is half a fumble lost from 50%, etc.

 

The only true fumble lucky teams are Rio, Lancaster and Anchorage and Rio is ridiculously high. Butte, LR, LM, and NZ are unlucky. Rest are neutral.

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8 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

I don't know how Indy is kicking so poorly with the lowest FG max distance in the league.

Un-freaking-real. The sim never ceases to amaze me.

In S27, IND's kicker, Jason Myers, is completing 83.33% of his FGs. During the 2023 NFL season, Jason Myers made 35 of the 42 FGs he attempted, which is 83.33%. RMIB is getting exactly what he drafted (in the 14th round).

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25 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

EGY is an interesting one: 9th in net points, terrible FLUCK, high FG%. I can see them sticking around in the playoff race (based on that info alone).

Well what did you expect?

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On 4/6/2024 at 11:53 AM, bcb1213 said:

So I did this for bdl and it was a hit so I decided to do it here as well.  I've loaded our opening day rosters into madden and I'm gonna sim through a season for fun.  I will broadcast one game for every sim week.  Most teams will have two broadcasts with a handful getting only one.  Without further adieu here are the squads.  Your teams were picked by your head coach for the vast majority.  You are getting the team playbook of your oc and DC. I took a educated schemes guess on guys not in the NFL

Note this is just for fun, no one drafted their teams with madden in mind

 

Here are the teams and their ranks

New Zealand - Miami  88 off, 87 Def. 87 ovr

Rejvjak. Buffalo   85 off 87 Def. 85 ovr

Anchorage- Cleveland  87 off 88 Def 87 ovr

Butte - Baltimore  87 offense, 87 defense, 87ovr

Freiburg Hou  85 off, 85 ded, 85 ovr

Cincinnati - Tennessee  87 off, 81 def, 84 ovr

Little rock. Pittsburgh 87 off, 88 Def, 87 ovr

Hanoi Denver  87 off, 88 Def, 87 ovr

Rio -  KC  88 off, 84 Def, 86 ovr

Greenland. Vegas  87 off, 83 Def 85 ovr

Tokyo. Dallas  87 off, 87 Def, 87 ovr

Indianapolis. Philadelphia  85 off, 87 Def, 85 ovr

Lancaster Green Bay  91 off, 83 Def, 87 ovr

Burlington. Detroit  87 off, 87 Def, 87 ovr

Wattsville Carolina  84 off, 83 Def, 83 ovr

Hamilton. Atlanta  93 off, 87 Def, 90 ovr

Lake. New Orleans  80 off, 83 Def, 81 ovr

Egypt. Seattle  84 off, 85 Def, 84 ovr

Scranton -  Rams 89 off, 85 Def, 87 ovr

Phoenix. SF  85 off, 84 Def, 84 ovr

 

The broadcast sched is

1 Hanoi vs Greenland

2. Phoenix vs Scranton

3.  Lake vs Lancaster

4.  Burlington vs Lancaster

5.  Freiburg vs Hamilton

6.  Butte vs Cincy

7.  New Zealand vs Indy

8.  Anchorage vs Egypt

9.  Little Rock vs Cincy

10. Rejvjak vs Hanoi

11.  Wattsville vs Tokyo

12.  Rio vs Greenland

13 Burlington vs Lake

14.  Scranton vs Butte

15.   Wattsville vs Hamilton

16.  Anchorage vs Freiburg

17.  Little Rock vs Egypt

18.  New Zealand vs Rejvjak

 

5 minutes ago, bcb1213 said:

Suppose I can do a game tonight if you want to find the sched for me lol

 

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7 minutes ago, bcb1213 said:

What the fluck is this?

It's FLUCK! It's the metric that explains how it's possible for the team that gains the most yards and allows the fewest yards to have a worse record than a team that has the 17th worst net yards.

See:

TEAM REC OYDS OYRNK DARDS DYRNK NETYDS NYRNK FUMA FUMR FLUCK FRNK FG%
LR 7-2 3,808 1 3,135 1 673 1 13 3 0.23 19 85.71
RIO 8-1 3,427 10 3,760 20 -333 17 19 16 0.84 1 87.50

LR is significantly better in every single category, (other than FG%, which is close), yet RIO has a better record. How? FLUCK!

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Okay im working on what chatgpt thinks is wrong with me. I got this

 

Looking at your players' stats, there are some standout performers like Joe Mixon and T.J. Watt, but there are also areas for improvement. Your quarterback, C.J. Stroud, has been decent but could benefit from reducing interceptions and improving his passer rating. The running game looks solid with Mixon and Conner, but Conner's fumbling and drops are concerns. Among the wide receivers, Diontae Johnson is the most productive, but there's room for more contribution from Robert Woods and Allen Lazard. Tight end David Njoku has been reliable but could work on reducing drops. On the defensive side, while T.J. Watt and Khalil Mack are generating pressure, the secondary could use more interceptions and forced turnovers. Overall, addressing turnovers, improving pass defense, and getting more consistent contributions from all positions could help boost your team's performance

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16 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

I just noticed Lancaster now has B2B home games being streamed.

Correct. I did my best to spread them out  with also not giving anyone more than two games to keep it fair but I can only work with what the real nfl sched was

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