ninjapirate Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Phire said: Is it cheating when you're a magician? It took internet hackers to bring him down. had his prestige going perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: I ate at a cracker barrel once. Had grits for the first time. They are just like crappy oatmeal don't see the fuss. Did a busty black women crinkle bacon into it and slabs of butter and stir it with a spoon wedge between her massive boobs? Cause if that didn't happen, you must not have had the real thing, some imitation grits or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Bednarik60 said: She probably got paid!! Probably pulled up in a Porsche Macan on 22's. I never get the guys who get greedy and want the best of both worlds, married guy world/single guy world. Specially when you have the means to do whatever you want, just break up with your old lady , before you bang a bunch of chicks off the interwebz, lol at least be a little classy about a classless situation lol. Ain't that the truth. Just Derek Jeter these chicks. He's banged every hot girl in our generation then retired and then settled down and got one of the hottest women in the world pregnant. He's a hero to us all. Edited August 31, 2017 by Jroc04 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, ninjapirate said: It took internet hackers to bring him down. had his prestige going perfectly. Those meddling kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Jroc04 said: Ain't that the truth. Just Derek Jeter these chicks. He's banged every hot girl in our generation the retired and then settled down and got one of the hottest women in the world pregnant. He's a hero to us all. He sends them home with a gift basket like hes the Easter Bunny lol. Boss move. How can you be mad at some one for using for sex when they give you a thoughtful gift basket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: well maybe give her some favorable trades with some winky faces ya know I told her I liked her Joe Mixon pick. She said thanks. I chubbed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Phire said: Those meddling kids... That is one of those your driving down the highway like 9 pm or 6 am, sorta no one around really, your just off in your head thinking and that starts running through your head and your thinking about how you got caught and you start screaming in your car and hitting the steering wheel!!! One dude or group of a couple dudes, probably zitty nerds who have never touched a football in there life, ruined your life. LOL Seriously some meddling kids. Edited August 31, 2017 by Bednarik60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Bednarik60 said: That is one of those your driving down the highway like 9 pm or 6 am, sorta no one around really, your just off in your head thinking and that starts running through your head and your thinking about how you got caught and you start screaming in your car and hitting the steering wheel!!! One dude or group of a couple dudes, probably zitty nerds who have never touched a football in there life, ruined your life. LOL Seriously some meddling kids. Russians hacked his marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Phire said: Is it cheating when you're a magician? No. It's in the constitution. He can show up at anytime and yell alakazam and it doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bednarik60 said: He sends them home with a gift basket like hes the Easter Bunny lol. Boss move. How can you be mad at some one for using for sex when they give you a thoughtful gift basket? Well, to be fair, he was sending them home with herpes too. And a signed baseball so win/win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Phire said: Russians hacked his marriage That's even funnier, Russians man, they are sneaky. Was it a black mail thing again? I just heard snippets about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, Bednarik60 said: That's even funnier, Russians man, they are sneaky. Was it a black mail thing again? I just heard snippets about it. Lol not sure if actually Russians, that's the official excuse for everything. Why didn't you pay rent? Russians bro they hacked it. Why didn't you show up to work? Russians bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, Jroc04 said: Well, to be fair, he was sending them home with herpes too. And a signed baseball so win/win. One of those baseball is probably totally worth the cost of treatment of herpes. Derek always a class act. She just has to go down to one of those autograph trade shows and work booth for the day and she can come away with enough for he herpes treatment and some left over for a uber or taxi and maybe a Wendy's Bacon Jr Cheeseburger and a Frosty, good deal to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 So excited for football finally starting up for realz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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