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A rule change that needs to be a thing


pf9

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Proposal: a player is not down until they are unconscious. Clock does not stop, no stoppages. Unlimited substitutions but player has to get off the field on their own accord, otherwise you play down one. Front row are armed with silly string (every 10th fan actually has a can of OC spray). Coin toss is substituted for a dance off between each team’s oldest player. When a coach calls a time out, every player has to freeze in place until the head coach does one lap around the field and unfreezes you with a kiss. After every score, the TD scorer has to sprint to the other team’s bench and hit a Staples “that was easy” button. 

I believe the NFL will see the flaw in not having these and the TV networks will force their hands into this proposal.

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