AI Thread

[mission27]

On 4/23/2024 at 4:20 PM, Malfatron said:

I asked chatgpt if artifical smugness was real and they said:

 

Artificial smugness, much like fine wine, is an acquired taste. It's the refined essence of manufactured arrogance, designed with such precision that it rivals even the most naturally born egos. After all, why settle for authentic when you can have perfection engineered to your exact specifications?

Outstanding

I wonder if it could do smugness rankings

[naptownskinsfan]

On 4/26/2024 at 2:06 PM, mission27 said:

Outstanding

I wonder if it could do smugness rankings

Now that has some potential 

[mission27]

14 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said:

Now that has some potential 

My God its going to replace us...

1. Barry Bonds: Bonds exuded smugness with every swing of the bat. He once arrogantly bet a teammate he could hit a home run with his eyes closed. True to his smug nature, he effortlessly smashed the ball out of the park on the first pitch, then reclined in the dugout, basking in his own greatness.

2. Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod): A-Rod's smugness was so palpable, it practically had its own gravitational pull. Legend has it, he once autographed a mirror, mistaking his reflection for an adoring fan, perfectly encapsulating his self-absorption.

3. Roger Clemens: Clemens oozed smugness on the mound like no other. He infamously and smugly threw a baseball bat in Mike Piazza's direction during the Subway Series, asserting his dominance in the most brazen manner possible.

4. Manny Ramirez: Ramirez's smugness was as nonchalant as it was undeniable. With a dismissive wave, he once declared to reporters, "Why practice when you're naturally gifted like me?" His self-assuredness was as much a part of his game as his prodigious hitting.

5. Ty Cobb: Cobb's smugness was as sharp as his spikes. He once arrogantly stole a base, circled back, and stole it again, just to remind everyone of his unparalleled prowess on the diamond.

6. Delmon Young: Young may not be the first name that comes to mind, but his smugness on the field was undeniable. He once arrogantly predicted a home run in the bottom of the ninth inning, then smugly delivered with a game-winning shot, leaving fans and opponents alike stunned by his brash confidence.

7. Derek Jeter: Jeter's smugness was as much a part of his game as his clutch hits. Before one game, he haughtily declared to his teammates, "I shall grace you all with a first-pitch home run," then promptly delivered on his smug promise, leaving everyone in awe of his self-assuredness.

8. Randy Johnson: Johnson's smugness towered over hitters like a colossus. With a sneer of superiority, he once smugly hurled a fastball so swift, it arrived at the plate before the batter could even complete his stance, leaving no doubt who was in control.

9. Yasiel Puig: Puig's smugness ignited both admiration and resentment among fans and opponents alike. After hitting a walk-off home run, he smugly jogged around the bases backward, reveling in his own audacity and leaving his detractors seething with envy.

10. Babe Ruth: Ruth's smugness was as legendary as his home runs. In a display of pure arrogance, he pointed to the outfield fence, declaring where he would send the next pitch. True to his smug nature, he then proceeded to hit it even farther, leaving no doubt about his place in baseball lore.

[mission27]

ChatGPT's list of the 5 smuggest moments in this website's history:

 

1. NBT's Controversial Remark about Kate Upton: In a thread discussing athletes' significant others, NBT, known for his provocative comments, shockingly called supermodel Kate Upton "fat." Despite backlash from other users, NBT remained defiant, displaying a level of smugness that ignited heated debates and ultimately led to his infamous reputation on the forum.

2. The MoL Smugness Rankings: The MoL, comprised of Mission27 and TLO, once compiled a comprehensive list ranking the smuggest players in football history. With their signature blend of wit and insight, the MoL's rankings sparked widespread discussion and admiration, solidifying their status as arbiters of smugness on FootballsFuture.com.

3. The MoL COVID Rankings and Predictions: Amid the uncertainty of the COVID-19 pandemic, the MoL fearlessly delved into the realm of public health, providing meticulous rankings and predictions on the forum. Despite skepticism from some users, the MoL's expertise and foresight proved invaluable, earning them praise and begrudging respect for their smug confidence in navigating unprecedented times.

4. Ted Williams Drafted by the MoL in the All-Time Baseball Draft: In a highly anticipated all-time baseball draft on the forum, the MoL made waves by selecting legendary hitter Ted Williams for their team. Their bold move, coupled with insightful analysis, showcased their smug confidence in assembling a winning roster, leaving rival drafters in awe of their strategic prowess.

5. The "Would You Wear a Dress?" Thread: A seemingly innocuous thread titled "Would You Wear a Dress?" took an unexpected turn when users debated the hypothetical scenario. Amidst the lighthearted banter, the MoL confidently asserted their stances, exuding smugness as they defended their positions with characteristic wit and charm, leaving other users both amused and envious of their unwavering confidence.

[TLO]

I would say the debut of this man was a top 5 smug moment tbf:

[skywindO2]

On 4/28/2024 at 9:55 AM, TLO said:

I would say the debut of this man was a top 5 smug moment tbf:

Mr Mouse won't stand for this.

[Malfatron]

5 minutes ago, skywindO2 said:

Mr Mouse won't stand for this.

Pat the Rat >>> mr mouse