Blue Posted February 1, 2021 Author Share Posted February 1, 2021 Malfatron has been modkilled, writeup not incoming. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I’ll do this write-up. You’ve been working so hard. Love the game btw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOUCAN Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 What are you hoping to gain from sucking up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, JoshstraDaymus said: What are you hoping to gain from sucking up? Blue balls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOUCAN Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Counselor said: Blue balls Hair gel for all that big hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, JoshstraDaymus said: Hair gel for all that big hair It’s a lot of freaking hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Dude needs to just jump in a hot tub full of hair gel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Day Whatever, Part 1: Malfatron is lying about devising his next illicit scheme to garner an unfair advantage when suddenly he spies a bold, young, charismatic, and affable intellectual, who has the courage to speak truth to power and hold these outlaws to account. In a fit of his typical belligerent and unhinged rage, before he can even think, he ejaculates: “SwAg is a baby back ***** with huge hair and wouldn’t dare modkill himself because the last time I criticized him in a similar vein had such a profound effect!!!” The voice boomed via an illegal communication with Ragnarok. In his haste to cause significant bona fide harm to the lone voice who stand against tyranny, Ragnarok relayed Malfatron’s ejaculations to the thread. Despite the clear intent to harm, SwAg stood resolute and undeterred. Blue, projecting omnipotence and magnanimity, intervened to smite Malfatron, having already given him a previous warning for detrimental Mafia conduct following a succinct and persuasive tribunal, conducted by—the similarly omnipotent and magnanimous—SwAg. A lightning bolt strikes Malfatron before anymore filth can escape his mouth. Malfatron is dead. He was Inferior to SwAg, Motivated to Cause Harm, Heroes for Hire (for Cult) [Green Text]. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, SwAg said: The voice boomed via an illegal communication with Ragnarok. Fake news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 And I’m back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOUCAN Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 42 minutes ago, SwAg said: Day Whatever, Part 1: Malfatron is lying about devising his next illicit scheme to garner an unfair advantage when suddenly he spies a bold, young, charismatic, and affable intellectual, who has the courage to speak truth to power and hold these outlaws to account. In a fit of his typical belligerent and unhinged rage, before he can even think, he ejaculates: “SwAg is a baby back ***** with huge hair and wouldn’t dare modkill himself because the last time I criticized him in a similar vein had such a profound effect!!!” The voice boomed via an illegal communication with Ragnarok. In his haste to cause significant bona fide harm to the lone voice who stand against tyranny, Ragnarok relayed Malfatron’s ejaculations to the thread. Despite the clear intent to harm, SwAg stood resolute and undeterred. Blue, projecting omnipotence and magnanimity, intervened to smite Malfatron, having already given him a previous warning for detrimental Mafia conduct following a succinct and persuasive tribunal, conducted by—the similarly omnipotent and magnanimous—SwAg. A lightning bolt strikes Malfatron before anymore filth can escape his mouth. Malfatron is dead. He was Inferior to SwAg, Motivated to Cause Harm, Heroes for Hire (for Cult) [Green Text]. I aspire to love myself as much as you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Glad to see Malfatron died, even if Ragnarok is going all insurrectionist on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Just now, JoshstraDaymus said: I aspire to love myself as much as you do Self love is the key to resolving your toxic anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 It’s actually all a facade and I’m deeply depressed, searching for meaning in a meaningless and unjust world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, SwAg said: Glad to see Malfatron died, even if Ragnarok is going all insurrectionist on me. You lied about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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