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Hot Tub Time Machine: Texas Winter Crisis Mafia - Day 3 (DL: 10EST Mon)


SwAg

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Night 4:

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Gopher was en route to face an unbridled force with his brand of deranged power: anti-intellectualism.

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They see me rollin... they hatin..

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Then suddenly gopher was rolling too fast! He was out of control!  Sliding down the road, slipping and slide in the snow.  No big deal, just use the Professor X mind powers... but no, what?  This is a force greater than propaganda!  It is... it is... Mother Nature!  Climate Change!

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Gopher crashed and smashed his head off the pavement.  A snowplow then ran him over 30 times because of his Union-busting antics.

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Gopher is dead.  He was Greg Abbott, R-Aligned. (Red)

It is now Day 5.

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