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2 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Well, the Wattsville offensive line issues are fixed. From the OP:

OT: Charles Leno (WAS), Donovan Smith (KC)
OG: Ikem Ekwonu (CAR)Ikem Ekwonu (CAR), Will Fries (IND)
C; Will Hernandez (ARI)

#ifyouaintcheatingyouainttrying

The sim will get stuck in an infinite loop of giving you illegal formation penalties 

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Week 3!
  • Freiburg Venom @ Cincinnati Buffleheads:

    • Freiburg Venom is assigned to Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
    • Cincinnati Buffleheads are represented by Sonic the Hedgehog.
    • The battle is intense, with Scorpion utilizing his deadly martial arts skills and teleportation abilities to corner Sonic. However, Sonic's speed and agility keep him one step ahead.
    • The finishing move sees Scorpion unleashing his iconic "Get over here!" spear attack, pulling Sonic close before delivering a devastating uppercut.
    • The winner is Freiburg Venom (Scorpion) due to his lethal precision and cunning tactics.
  • Little Rock Uni Royals @ Butte Bots:

    • Little Rock Uni Royals are represented by Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.
    • Butte Bots are represented by Mega Man.
    • Lara Croft utilizes her wit and resourcefulness, using the environment to her advantage against the technologically advanced Mega Man.
    • In the final moments, Lara cleverly triggers a trap, causing debris to fall and temporarily stun Mega Man. She then finishes him off with a precise shot from her dual pistols.
    • The winner is Little Rock Uni Royals (Lara Croft), showcasing the power of human ingenuity and adaptability.
  • Egypt Starfalls @ Lancaster Fighting Amish:

    • Egypt Starfalls are represented by Bayek from Assassin's Creed Origins.
    • Lancaster Fighting Amish are represented by John Marston from Red Dead Redemption.
    • Bayek, with his mastery of stealth and combat, clashes with John Marston's sharpshooting skills and cowboy tactics.
    • The finishing move sees Bayek using his hidden blade to swiftly dispatch John Marston in a close-quarters confrontation.
    • The winner is Egypt Starfalls (Bayek), demonstrating the finesse and precision of an ancient assassin.
  • Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Hamilton Hornets:

    • Hanoi Viet Kongs are represented by Ryu from Street Fighter.
    • Hamilton Hornets are represented by Master Chief from Halo.
    • Ryu's mastery of martial arts clashes with Master Chief's advanced armor and weaponry.
    • In the final showdown, Master Chief deploys a barrage of grenades and gunfire, but Ryu counters with a perfectly timed Hadouken, overwhelming Master Chief's defenses.
    • The winner is Hanoi Viet Kongs (Ryu), showcasing the power of disciplined martial arts.
  • Reykjavík Direwolves @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates:

    • Reykjavík Direwolves are represented by Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher series.
    • Rio de Janeiro Pirates are represented by Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series.
    • Geralt's swordsmanship and signs meet Nathan Drake's resourcefulness and agility.
    • In the climax, Geralt uses his Witcher senses to anticipate Nathan's moves, ultimately disarming him with a swift strike from his silver sword.
    • The winner is Reykjavík Direwolves (Geralt of Rivia), highlighting the expertise of a monster hunter.
  • Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Greenland Polar Bears:

    • Wattsville Waste Walruses are represented by Donkey Kong.
    • Greenland Polar Bears are represented by Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.
    • Donkey Kong's brute strength faces off against Sub-Zero's freezing abilities.
    • The final move sees Sub-Zero encasing Donkey Kong in a block of ice before shattering it with a powerful kick, defeating the primate powerhouse.
    • The winner is Greenland Polar Bears (Sub-Zero), showcasing the chilling effectiveness of cryomancy.
  • Scranton Papermakers @ Tokyo Samurai:

    • Scranton Papermakers are represented by Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed.
    • Tokyo Samurai are represented by Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden.
    • Ezio's stealth and assassin skills are pitted against Ryu Hayabusa's ninja techniques.
    • In the decisive moment, Ryu uses his Dragon Sword to swiftly dispatch Ezio with a flurry of precise strikes.
    • The winner is Tokyo Samurai (Ryu Hayabusa), demonstrating the deadly efficiency of a master ninja.
  • Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Anchorage Amphibians:

    • Phoenix Rubber Ducks are represented by Pikachu from Pokémon.
    • Anchorage Amphibians are represented by Frogger.
    • Pikachu's lightning abilities meet Frogger's agility and environmental navigation.
    • The finishing move sees Pikachu unleashing a powerful Thunderbolt, electrifying the water around Frogger and leaving him immobilized.
    • The winner is Phoenix Rubber Ducks (Pikachu), showcasing the electrifying power of a Pokémon.
  • New Zealand Blobfish @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas:

    • New Zealand Blobfish are represented by Kirby.
    • Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas are represented by Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.
    • Kirby's ability to absorb powers clashes with Sub-Zero's freezing abilities.
    • In the climactic moment, Kirby inhales Sub-Zero and gains his freezing powers, using them to encase Sub-Zero in ice before delivering a powerful blow.
    • The winner is New Zealand Blobfish (Kirby), demonstrating the versatility of a shape-shifting hero.
  • Indianapolis Predators @ Burlington Sock Puppets:

    • Indianapolis Predators are represented by Kratos from God of War.
    • Burlington Sock Puppets are represented by Pac-Man.
    • Kratos' brute strength and godly powers face off against Pac-Man's maze-navigating skills.
    • The final move sees Kratos unleashing the fury of his Blades of Chaos, overpowering Pac-Man and delivering a devastating finishing blow.
    • The winner is Indianapolis Predators (Kratos), showcasing the unstoppable rage of a vengeful god.
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12 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

Should have tried Easter themed. See where it takes us.

 

Well there can only be 1 set of predictions per week, but i can do an easter themed teaser

  1. Freiburg Venom vs. Cincinnati Buffleheads: "The Jellybean Joust" Watch as the venomous Freiburg squad takes on the quacky Buffleheads in a colorful clash of sweet and savory.

  2. Little Rock Uni Royals vs. Butte Bots: "The Easter Eggstravaganza" Join the regal Royals as they face off against the metallic Butte Bots in an egg-citing battle filled with surprises and robot bunnies.

  3. Egypt Starfalls vs. Lancaster Fighting Amish: "The Pharaoh's Phantasm" Witness ancient powers collide as the Starfalls bring their celestial might against the formidable Fighting Amish, armed with eggs-traordinary resilience.

  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs vs. Hamilton Hornets: "The Buzzing Banter" Fly into action with the Viet Kongs as they engage in a high-flying showdown against the stinging Hornets in a clash that's sure to create a buzz.

  5. Reykjavík Direwolves vs. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: "The Tropical Treasure Hunt" Set sail with the Direwolves as they raid the sandy shores to challenge the swashbuckling Pirates in a hunt for Easter booty.

  6. Wattsville Waste Walruses vs. Greenland Polar Bears: "The Arctic Ambush" Brave the icy tundra as the Waste Walruses waddle their way to face the chilling Polar Bears in a frosty battle for dominance.

  7. Scranton Papermakers vs. Tokyo Samurai: "The Origami Showdown" Fold into excitement as the Papermakers clash with the Samurai in a showdown of precision and skill, where every move is as delicate as a paper crane.

  8. Phoenix Rubber Ducks vs. Anchorage Amphibians: "The Rubber Ducky Derby" Dive into the fun as the Rubber Ducks paddle against the Amphibians in a whimsical race to be the cutest critter in the pond.

  9. New Zealand Blobfish vs. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas: "The Mysterious Mingle" Plunge into the depths with the Blobfish as they encounter the mystical Ice Orcas in a watery duel filled with cryptic charm.

  10. Indianapolis Predators vs. Burlington Sock Puppets: "The Puppet Pandemonium" Get ready for a hilarious showdown as the ferocious Predators face off against the cuddly Sock Puppets in a battle where nothing is as it seams.


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