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Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (winners) vs. Hanoi Viet Kongs (losers)
Score: Ice Orcas 42 - Viet Kongs 14

The Ice Orcas pull off a miraculous comeback in the fourth quarter, led by their quarterback, Captain Jack Sparrow, who mesmerizes the opposing defense with his swashbuckling antics, distracting them enough to score multiple touchdowns.

The Viet Kongs, led by their quarterback, Mr. Miyagi, initially dominate the game with their disciplined defense and swift offense. However, in a moment of confusion, they accidentally perform a synchronized martial arts routine instead of a crucial play, leading to a turnover and ultimately, their defeat.

Cincinnati Buffleheads (winners) vs. Scranton Papermakers (losers)
Score: Buffleheads 35 - Papermakers 21

The Buffleheads, guided by their quarterback, Barney Stinson, implement a series of elaborate trick plays straight out of his playbook, "The Bro Code." With each play more ridiculous than the last, they leave the Papermakers scratching their heads and scoring touchdown after touchdown.

Despite a valiant effort led by their quarterback, Michael Scott, the Papermakers' chances of victory slip away when they become distracted by an impromptu paper airplane contest in the middle of the game. While they're busy perfecting their aerial skills, the Buffleheads seize the opportunity to score crucial points and secure the win.

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46 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Ooh thats a good one

Ya. I like that better. I was just thinking basketball because the Final 4 is this weekend and we might not get another rankings in 2 "weeks" from now.

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8 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

Ya. I like that better. I was just thinking basketball because the Final 4 is this weekend and we might not get another rankings in 2 "weeks" from now.

chatgpt probably isnt aware of 2024 teams so that might not work anyway

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I got bored. I got Chat GPT to use supermodels and it was ironic that Gisele was given Brady's old team here so I asked it a few questions on irony and I got around it's innuendo filter.

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18 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

I got bored. I got Chat GPT to use supermodels and it was ironic that Gisele was given Brady's old team here so I asked it a few questions on irony and I got around it's innuendo filter.

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I'm dead right now. Also I'll stop in case I'm breaking some rule.(I can't find them anymore to make sure).

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We're a quarter-way through the season already! How will things look after Week 4?

Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/CheGZQ7HDlY
Tokyo Samurai @ Wattsville Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/szXilShKcSE
New Zealand Blobfish @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks: https://youtu.be/qSd1zkm4mzw
ReykjavĆ­k Direwolves @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/cUgr9aD5lCY
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/7EnKGGHlnFQ
Hamilton Hornets @ Butte Bots: https://youtu.be/zA4u58cO2H4
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Hanoi Viet Kongs: https://youtu.be/cRSIqe-gtpQ
Egypt Starfalls @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/rx_yf0XcP0E
Anchorage Amphibians @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/wYaqzS1dqCc
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/mMpl3_N3rrc

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/109kFoWB28uJxs_xEx-Bm9-aE8plPuNqf?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2024/03/nsfl-season-27-detailed-statistics.html

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This is the 2nd or 3rd time I've seen this from the RNG this season. ShlT happens, but sheesh my dumb luck this season is off the charts.

Q3 14:49, 1st & 10 on the LM 44: Anthony Richardson underthrows his receiver, and his pass is intercepted by Marlon Humphrey at the HAN 35. Returned for 26 yards.

Possession now belongs to the Hanoi Viet Kongs.
Current score is Hanoi Viet Kongs 17, Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 17.

Q3 14:34, 1st & 10 on the LM 39: Travis Etienne rushes up the middle and stuffed for no gain. Fumble on the play, forced by Tedarrell Slaton, recovered by Kayvon Thibodeaux.

RNG loving the Kongs thus farĀ šŸ„“

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