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Optimism on Nitro-Octane: Ruin Ravens Playoff Dreams

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TheeRealDeal

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Playoff Picture going into Week 12
1. Kansas City 9-2(Lose to Los AngelosR)
2. Pittsburgh 7-2-1 Beat Denver
3. New England 7-3 Beat New YorkJ
4. Houston 7-3 Beat Tennessee
5. Los Angelos 7-3 Beat Arizona
6. Baltimore 5-5 Beat Oakland
7. Cincinnati 5-5 Lost to Cleveland
8. Miami 5-5 Beat Indianapolis
9. Indianapolis 5-5 Lost to Miami
10. Tennessee 5-5 Lost to Houston
11. Denver 4-6 Lost to Pittsburgh
12. Cleveland 3-6-1  Beat Cincinnati
 
Playoff Picture going into Week 13
1. Kansas City 9-2  Beat Oakland
2. Pittsburgh 8-2-1 Beat Los AngelosC
3. New England 8-3 Beat Minnesota
4. Houston 8-3      Lost to Cleveland
5. Los Angelos 8-3 Lost to Pittsburgh
6. Baltimore 6-5    Lost to Atlanta
7. Miami 6-5           Beat Miami
8. Cincinnati 5-6      Beat Denver
9. Indianapolis 5-6  Loss to Jacksonville
10. Tennessee 5-6  Beat New YorkJ
11. Cleveland 4-6-1  Beat Houston
 
Playoff Picture going into week 14
1. Kansas City 10-2 Beat Baltimore
2. Pittsburgh 9-2-1 Beat Oakland
3. New England 9-3 Beat Miami
4. Houston 8-4 Beat Indianapolis
5. Los Angelos 8-4 Beat Cincinnati
6. Miami 7-5 Loss to New England
7. Baltimore 6-6 Loss to Kansas City
8. Cincinnati 6-6 Loss to Los Angelos
9  Tennessee 6-6 Loss to Jacksonville
10.  Cleveland 5-6-1 Loss to Carolina
 
Playoff Picture going into week 15
1. Kansas City 11-2 Loss to Los Angelos
2. Pittsburgh 10-2-1 Loss to New England
3. New England 10-3 Beat Pittsburgh
4. Houston 9-4 Beat New YorkJ
5. Los Angelos 9-4 Beat Kansas City
6. Miami 7-6 Loss to Minnesota
7. Baltiomre 6-7 Beat Tampa Bay
8. Cincinnati 6-7 Beat Oakland
9. Tennessee 6-7 Beat New YorkG
10. Cleveland 5-7-1 Beat Denver
 
Playoff Picture going into week 16
1. Kansas City 11-3 Beat Seattle
2. Pittsburgh 10-3-1 Loss to New Orleans
3. New England 11-3 Beat Buffalo
4. Houston 10-4 Loss to Philadelphia
5. Los Angelos 10-4 Beat Baltimore
6. Miami 7-7 Loss to Jacksonville
7. Baltimore 7-7  Loss to Los Angelos
8. Cincinnati 7-7 Loss to Cleveland
9. Tennessee 7-7 Loss to Washington
10. Cleveland 6-7-1 Beat Cincinnati
 
Playoff Picture going into week 17
1. New England 12-3   Beat New YorkJ
2. Kansas City 12-3     Beat Oakland
3. Pittsburgh 10-4-1    Beat to Cincinnati
4. Houston 10-5          Beat Jacksonville
5. Los Angelos 11-4     Beat Denver
6. Cleveland 7-7-1     Beat Baltimore
7. Tennessee 7-8         Beat Indianapolis
8. Miami 7-8                Beat Buffalo
9. Baltimore 7-8         Loss to Cleveland
10. Cincinnati 7-8       Beat Pittsburgh
 
Playoffs
1. New England 13-3
2. Kansas City 13-3
3. Pittsburgh 11-4-1
4. Houston 11-5
5. Los Angelos 12-4
6. Cleveland 8-7-1
7. Tennessee 8-8 eliminated
8. Miami 8-8 eliminated
9. Cincinnati 7-9 eliminated
10. Baltimore 7-9 eliminated
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TheeRealDeal

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We go to Pittsburgh a new team with a new leader and one very dangerous QB and not only beat Pittsburgh but blow them out. The Chargers kick a mudhole in Houston on the road as well and we move on to face New England. We upset a clearly declining Tom Brady with consistent pressure from Garrett, Ogunjobi and Avery. We are trailing late until Kitchen's dials up the wishbone and feed Nick Chubb all the way for the go head TD while Zeitler, Bitonio and Tretter are manhandling Danny Shelton. Kansas City out last Los Angelos in a shoot out and we are playing in the AFC Championship game against Kansas City.

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1 minute ago, TheeRealDeal said:

Unfortunately there are not enough crazy pills in the world to make me believe we have the fire power to keep up with Kansas City on the road for all the marbles.

Think you used up all the crazy pills getting us to that point.:)

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12 minutes ago, TheeRealDeal said:

Unfortunately there are not enough crazy pills in the world to make me believe we have the fire power to keep up with Kansas City on the road for all the marbles.

Don't worry, i got some more. Joey Bosa becomes a man against boys due to less wear and tear and sacks Pat Mahomes 5 times (and gives him a concussion in the process at the end of the game).  Chiefs barely hold out to win and have to play... *googles chiefs roster real quick* Chad Henne who throws 5 picks against the Browns. Browns proceed to go to the Superbowl and Baker Mayfield wills us to victory in a 55-7 demolition of the LA Rams. Sean McVay, so impressed with the team, decides to leave the Rams and Coach the Browns. After 20 straight Superbowl wins, Mcvay and Baker Mayfield retire and proceed to bulldoze the football hall of fame. They melt down the busts to produce two 100 feet statues of themselves, and proceed to start a religion that is adopted by billions around the world.

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22 minutes ago, Here'sJim said:

Don't worry, i got some more. Joey Bosa becomes a man against boys due to less wear and tear and sacks Pat Mahomes 5 times (and gives him a concussion in the process at the end of the game).  Chiefs barely hold out to win and have to play... *googles chiefs roster real quick* Chad Henne who throws 5 picks against the Browns. Browns proceed to go to the Superbowl and Baker Mayfield wills us to victory in a 55-7 demolition of the LA Rams. Sean McVay, so impressed with the team, decides to leave the Rams and Coach the Browns. After 20 straight Superbowl wins, Mcvay and Baker Mayfield retire and proceed to bulldoze the football hall of fame. They melt down the busts to produce two 100 feet statues of themselves, and proceed to start a religion that is adopted by billions around the world.

And so begins a one world government to start the apocalypse. McVay and Baker... huh.. who woulda thought? 

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On 11/11/2018 at 6:13 PM, Here'sJim said:

Playoffs

1. Chiefs

2. Steelers

3. Pats

4. Texans

5. Chargers

6. ???

At this point, out main competitors are the titans, dolphins for the 6 seed. We win out, Bengals and ravens won't matter.

Dolphins is the weakest team imo,and their schedule looks like this: Bye,Colts,Bills,Patriots,Vikings, Jags, Bills (Prediction, they lose to Patriots,Vikings, and Colts, they finish 9-7)

Titans: Colts,Texans,Jets,Jags ,Giants,Redskins,Colts (Prediction, they lose to colts twice, texans, redskins, they finish 8-8, maybe 9-7 at best)

 

Redskins lost Smith for the year with their crazy arse Joe Theisman curse today.

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37 minutes ago, buno67 said:

Redskins lost Smith for the year with their crazy arse Joe Theisman curse today.

Eh, I still think the Titans lose two more. If the Colts and Texans win against them, we will be ok. 

Honestly, the Colts have the best chance at upsetting our playoff hopes at this point. Andrew Luck is playing the best football of his career and his OL is stout. 

 

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