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Ms. Auburn - gopher

 

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero and I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin

 

 

 

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Eh, I never played a game elsewhere that "No Lynch" was not an option.  Then, here it was not an option.

The fact that No Lynch is an option in this game makes me think that it is a necessary addition to balance a particular game mechanic (that can be circumvented with a No Lynch, but you have to figure that out).

No Lynchers are scum.  But you know what is worse than scum?  People who vote for me, so you know what to do.

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7 minutes ago, SwAg said:

Orca, stop ******* messaging me, bro.  I'm not signing your "**** swag" t-shirt.  It's whack.  I don't want associated with that lame ****.

That was me

The fuse has been lit.

The eagle has landed.

Theres pork in the bean pot.

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pointing guns at players at the mexican standoff (voting)

 

orca - 3 (nazgul, swag, kotn

swag - 3 (et80, orca, pickle

holster (no lynch) - 2 (untouchable, james

kotn - 2 (gopher, whicker

squire - 1 (dome

 

 

didnt decide whether or who to point a gun at (didnt vote yet)

5. squire12 - Mr. Green

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14 minutes ago, Dome said:

That was me

The fuse has been lit.

The eagle has landed.

Theres pork in the bean pot.

Look man, I'm on that ******* lobster and linguine grind right meow.

I was serving up porterhouses and tomahawks last game, but ended up being the only one eating.

You know what the **** I'm saying, bro?

I ate the veggies, the lettuce, cabbage, and cauliflower.  Went back for an extra porterhouse.

Now I want some shrimp tacos.

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It's 3 PM on a Friday. It's time for Grungy Gill's radio show! An excited person in the warehouse flips on the radio.

 

"My naaaame is Giiiiiiiiiiil!!!" said the voice on the other end of the radio

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"This song goes out to all you metaphorical criminals out there that are just trying to escape the warehouse of your soul."

"However, there's something that you need to resolve before you can leave.....something that's holding you back..."

"Here's Alice in Chains with "Down in a Hole"

 

"Down in a Hole"

Bury me softly in this womb
I give this part of me for you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers
In a tomb, in bloom

Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
You don't understand who they thought
I was supposed to be
Look at me now a man
Who won't let himself be

Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
I'd like to fly, but my wings have been so denied

Down in a hole and they've put all the stones in their place
I've eaten the sun so my tongue
Has been burned of the taste
I have been guilty of kicking myself in the teeth
I will speak no more of my feelings beneath

Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
I'd like to fly but my wings have been so denied

Bury me softly in this womb
Oh I want to be inside of you
I give this part of me for you
Oh I want to be inside of you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers in a tomb (oh I want to be inside of you)
Oh I want to be inside

Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, losin' my soul
Down in a hole, feelin' so small
Down in a hole, outta control
I'd like to fly but my wings have been so denied"

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, SwAg said:

I'm calling the secret service on you.

Understand, it's not about you. I really don't know you too well but you seem like a good fellow of sorts. (This is our first time playing Mafia together, and I'd traditionally have a questionnaire for you to fill out, but this is a modified game, so no time).

I immediately was going to kill whoever got the Tim Roth role. Which is you. 

No hard feelings, I hope? Friends? :D

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