EaglesPeteC Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I miss The Haul Thread so much. All these "haul" jokes aren't quite as sweet without the bitter tears of Wentz-haters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Official petition for Webby to add a "while pooping" button so I can let you all know which of your scorching hot football takes I read while dropping some steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Apparently Mychal Kendricks' real first name is Marvin. He's a martian or something and trying to hide it from us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Danger said: Apparently Mychal Kendricks' real first name is Marvin. He's a martian or something and trying to hide it from us. knew mychal sounded weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Danger said: Apparently Mychal Kendricks' real first name is Marvin. He's a martian or something and trying to hide it from us. Yea if you look on NFL.com/injuries and see the teams injury list, the players ACTUAL names on are their. That's how I first knew years ago that Julio Jones' real name is Quintorris Lopez Jones. Even Mychal Kendrick's brother Eric has a different name, I can't remember his but it's not far off from Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'm trying to remember some of the better ones I've seen. I know Dont'a Hightowers real first name is Qualin. Kwon Alexanders real first name is Shanderious. Blake Bortles real first name is Robby. I used to know so many, I can't remember them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 Is using a fake name a thing? Have I been missing out on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 My real name is D'Brickashaw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jlash said: I'm trying to remember some of the better ones I've seen. I know Dont'a Hightowers real first name is Qualin. Kwon Alexanders real first name is Shanderious. Blake Bortles real first name is Robby. I used to know so many, I can't remember them all. Rayne Dakota Prescott... Vonnie B'Vsean Miller Jr......serious Eugene Marquis Hilton.....Just liked the thought of the letters T and Y, did you, Eugene...? but, the creme-de-la-creme; Elisha Nelson Manning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, Phire said: Is using a fake name a thing? Have I been missing out on this? Would you want people calling you Shanderious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Jlash said: Would you want people calling you Shanderious? I don't know that Kwon sounds much better lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Phire said: I don't know that Kwon sounds much better lol Disagreed. I'd take Kwon all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jlash said: Disagreed. I'd take Kwon all day. Then you'd better sign up for Tae Kwon Do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Just now, Phire said: Then you'd better sign up for Tae Kwon Do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammertime52 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I prefer Rex Kwan Do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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