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3 minutes ago, theuntouchable said:

I can wait 

Good. Let me build anticipation by serenading you in song.

 

I swear that if you kill me

Forever I’ll haunt you,

You cannot hide from me

Walls and doors I pass on through, 

I’ll stand there at your bedside

And watch you when you screw,

I’ll whisper you my name

Nibble an ear or maybe two,

You should be so lucky

to get a finger or a few.

 

But I really should confess

that I haven’t got a clue,

know that ghost don’t make good lovers

every time I prove it true,

I try my very best

I push and pound until I’m blue!

Things always start out great,

but every time right on cue, 

it’s just a minute later

And I’ve left you saying “Boo!”

 

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4 minutes ago, Dome said:

hey @Malfatron... c'mere.

<dome pulls @Pickle Rick's wallet out of his pocket>

snagged this the last time I "pushed" him. think he's noticed yet?

<flips through wallet, pulls something out>

This condom expired in 2013 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

<tosses wallet around the group>

oh jesus a Ken Phelps trading card??

 

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????????????????

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