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FF King of The Forum I: Final Three


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Who has not been challenged from the mission squad?  You’re all a bunch of wimp ****s and bed wetters too scared to challenge someone, so I’m gonna have to pick one of you ****-***** ******* (Predator reference that might be offensive).  

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Well, I wanted to wait to challenge someone.  I’m better at retaliating than instigating, but it seems everyone on Kardashian’s squad is more Caitlyn than Bruce.  Only question is whether or not they removed their balls or never had them to begin with.  
 

I was going to tag TLO because he’d probably fail to respond.  
 

I was going to tag Nazgul, but his relentless whining and pouting and my relentless tenacity in making sure he didn’t win BB probably turned him into a sympathetic figure, so I would surely lose to him.  
 

I guess that leaves me with @gopherwrestler.  
 

That’s not too bad a draw.  After all, he’s not too bright.  Gave us the answers to the first challenge with a simple PM asking... No, that’s not right.  I sent him a PM asking for what his team had for the 13th question.  He almost gave me the Discord link.  I thought that was too easy, so I gave him another chance to realize he was PMing the opposite team by saying I had the link, I just didn’t have my phone on me (lol who doesn’t have their phone on them).  He proceeded to give me not only what they had for 13, but the entire list.  
 

Considering his track record of being such a good Puddle of Mud teammate, he’ll probably end up complimenting me.

If he doesn’t, I’ve got plenty on him.  Richard Gere might be notorious for shoving a gerbil up his butt, but thanks to Roman Greco style wrestling “accidents” with @jasonwbantle, his butthole is too big to keep a gerbil in it, the rest of him is too small for anything else so he just straight up ****s gophers.

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32 minutes ago, Outpost31 said:

I was going to tag Nazgul, but his relentless whining and pouting and my relentless tenacity in making sure he didn’t win BB probably turned him into a sympathetic figure, so I would surely lose to him.  

There isn't a game on this website where in a 1v1 you wouldn't lose to me.

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