Your Team is Granted 1 Wish....

[Hunter2_1]

 

NFL gods are feeling nice to your team for an entire regular season.

Every power comes to an end after Week 16. 

[Pugger]

If the first option doesn't win this in a landslide I'll eat my hat.

[cddolphin]

Kicker never missing is OP and there should be a distance caveat tbh.

I went with defenses can't intercept. 

[cddolphin]

2 minutes ago, Pugger said:

If the first option doesn't win this in a landslide I'll eat my hat.

Close second but completely removing the threat of interceptions is hard to understate.

[RaidersAreOne]

Kicker never misses? 83 yard FG it is!

[RedRider]

I went with the automatic kicker. That is truly OP. Would never lose another game again. 

 

> Week 1

> Kicker injured, IR-ed

 

... Should have went with the no-injuries option.

[ET80]

A full season of Watt, Mercilius and Watson...so beautiful.

[Hunter2_1]

1 hour ago, Pugger said:

If the first option doesn't win this in a landslide I'll eat my hat.

For your team, it's absolutey the pick. Think of someone like Buffalo though - they should be taking a divison rival out. Or a team like Cleveland - get the 5-0 head start. 

 

Anyway, i've pumped up a few options to make it more even. Some OP ones toward the bottom...

[Hunter2_1]

Mine is punting. Imagine having total dominance over field position. I honestly think that's good enough for about 7-9 wins on it's own. Especially if you have a D that can get off the field. 

[Hunter2_1]

17 minutes ago, EliteTexan80 said:

A full season of Watt, Mercilius and Watson...so beautiful.

It's got to be the pick for a Texans fan, given your recent key injuries. Imagine starting the season though, knowing either that Watson won't throw a pick (so he could absolutely light the place up....bomb bomb bomb) or that Watt, Clowney and Merc will be operating within the 10 yard zone to start every drive. Mmmm. 

[Hunter2_1]

Sorry guys, had to change the injury one slightly (drastically...)....Revote if you want  

[Soko]

Initially wanted to go with injuries. The Pats are running on full steam offensively and they’re missing some key players, so getting them back would make them crazy good. 

But the auto-3 points is too good to pass up. Never punt again and every drive ends in points. Last year’s Detroit Lions averaged the worst number of drives per game at 9.8. That means even if they never scored a touch down, they’re scoring 29 points a game. Or even if you wanted to take out a couple drives for turnovers, you’re still on the 23-26 point range without a touchdown. One touchdown puts you over 30 PPG. 

[RuralBill]

How would an offense work if they couldn't hear a single thing (assuming the three stadium option means you simply multiply the average decimal rating of 90 to 270)? Getting a play from the sideline to the huddle would be insanely difficult; forget about no-huddling. Your defense can just use signals. 

 

That's a really underrated option.

[Hunter2_1]

1 minute ago, RuralBill said:

How would an offense work if they couldn't hear a single thing (assuming the three stadium option means you simply multiply the average decimal rating of 90 to 270)? Getting a play from the sideline to the huddle would be insanely difficult; forget about no-huddling. Your defense can just use signals. 

 

That's a really underrated option.

I guess there's the headset, but yeah, it would be a nightmare trying to operate an offense. The amount of false starts or tipping off the snap would be amazing as well.

[RuralBill]

Just now, Hunter2_1 said:

I guess there's the headset, but yeah, it would be a nightmare trying to operate an offense. The amount of false starts or tipping off the snap would be amazing as well.

Even then, the headset is just for the QB. HOw's he going to relay it to every other player who's not wearing a headset and can't hear? To give more context on how much noise that would be, the average stadium is 90 decibels, the record is 142 by the Chiefs. So this hypothetical stadium could reach 426 decibels. Eardums rupture around 150.

 

 

If we ignore eardrums rupturing, then yeah, I'm convinced that's considerably the best option.