TheVillain112 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, Desperado82 said: It's 11:44AM and I'm drinking wine. #dontcare Which wine? Not that it matters much for a 11:44AM wine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, TheVillain112 said: Which wine? Not that it matters much for a 11:44AM wine... It's from a local vineyard that's run by a friend of my stepdad's. It's not too shabby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I spent like $600 last night and my brain is exploding. Maybe finding all my HS and Middle School friends was a bad idea. Apparently they all can drink with the best of them. Jesus my liver hurts. And I dont know how I got home. And freaking $600 is way to much for one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Desperado82 said: It's 11:44AM and I'm drinking wine. #dontcare I literally just texted this chick Im hitting and said "I dont know if I should sober up or delay it another day".. She said "Sobering up after your night would be brutal". :Matts cracks open a beer: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: And freaking $600 is way to much for one night. Depends on how much success you had and/or how much groundwork you laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 My god, I think this woman is perfect for me. I texted her that I spent $600 last night... she said "I hope you enjoyed the lap dances, Ill stop by after work because you must be pent up". I didnt ever plan on getting married again, but thats the type of text that will make me want to wife you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, cddolphin said: Depends on how much success you had and/or how much groundwork you laid. None. At all. I was just hanging out with my dudes. But I did pay of for quite a bit of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: My god, I think this woman is perfect for me. I texted her that I spent $600 last night... she said "I hope you enjoyed the lap dances, Ill stop by after work because you must be pent up". I didnt ever plan on getting married again, but thats the type of text that will make me want to wife you. It won't happen once you're tied. I promise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Desperado82 said: It won't happen once you're tied. I promise. The bachelor life is the way to go. Im convinced. You just have to find 3 females (or partners I guess). 1 that you can show your friends. 1. that doesnt want to be shown, she wants to be a reclusive and 1 that does all the depraved kinky stuff. You find all three and its tic tac toe, youve won life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Matts4313 said: The bachelor life is the way to go. Im convinced. You just have to find 3 females (or partners I guess). 1 that you can show your friends. 1. that doesnt want to be shown, she wants to be a reclusive and 1 that does all the depraved kinky stuff. You find all three and its tic tac toe, youve won life. I keep falling for straight guys...so...I'm destined to be single forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Desperado82 said: I keep falling for straight guys...so...I'm destined to be single forever. Quit hitting on me. I said no, damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVillain112 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: The bachelor life is the way to go. Im convinced. You just have to find 3 females (or partners I guess). 1 that you can show your friends. 1. that doesnt want to be shown, she wants to be a reclusive and 1 that does all the depraved kinky stuff. You find all three and its tic tac toe, youve won life. Sounds like a lot of work... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Matts4313 said: Quit hitting on me. I said no, damnit. No means yes, didn't ya know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, TheVillain112 said: Sounds like a lot of work... Easier than I thought it would be. And Im not even in my final form right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 They should start selling makeup for women's hands, because I'm seeing faces that look 27 but the hands shout the truth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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