SwAg Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 Jesus you guys are a pain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, SwAg said: Jesus you guys are a pain Shut up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 The group gathered around and circle jerked for a while, then decided to randomly kill ET because rack inexplicably decided to not do that the previous night to end the game. They taunted him for being a mental midget from the backwoods **** we call Kansas, and also remarked on his midget body build, despite him being a physically normal person. They torched him for his sheer lack of understanding of anything and everything that is foreign policy, and lamented the fact that he is somehow in charge of domestic policy too. Really, ET was a scumbag who simply wanted to use Forge as a scapegoat to commit the endless evil that has epitomized this party since the early 90s. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Slim Shady and immigrant. The remaining people hoisted ET up the light pole by a rope as he squirmed and kicked. ET is dead. He was Mike Pompous, Town. Game is over, rack and Touch win. Don’t blame me, blame yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 Touch doesn’t win, I take it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, SwAg said: The group gathered around and circle jerked for a while, then decided to randomly kill ET because rack inexplicably decided to not do that the previous night to end the game. They taunted him for being a mental midget from the backwoods **** we call Kansas, and also remarked on his midget body build, despite him being a physically normal person. They torched him for his sheer lack of understanding of anything and everything that is foreign policy, and lamented the fact that he is somehow in charge of domestic policy too. Really, ET was a scumbag who simply wanted to use Forge as a scapegoat to commit the endless evil that has epitomized this party since the early 90s. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Slim Shady and immigrant. The remaining people hoisted ET up the light pole by a rope as he squirmed and kicked. ET is dead. He was Mike Pompous, Town. Game is over, rack and Touch win. Don’t blame me, blame yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 What happened to Forge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, SwAg said: Touch doesn’t win, I take it back. I already quoted it. You can’t change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, SwAg said: The group gathered around and circle jerked for a while, then decided to randomly kill ET because rack inexplicably decided to not do that the previous night to end the game. They taunted him for being a mental midget from the backwoods **** we call Kansas, and also remarked on his midget body build, despite him being a physically normal person. They torched him for his sheer lack of understanding of anything and everything that is foreign policy, and lamented the fact that he is somehow in charge of domestic policy too. Really, ET was a scumbag who simply wanted to use Forge as a scapegoat to commit the endless evil that has epitomized this party since the early 90s. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Slim Shady and immigrant. The remaining people hoisted ET up the light pole by a rope as he squirmed and kicked. ET is dead. He was Mike Pompous, Town. Game is over, rack and Touch win. Don’t blame me, blame yourself. 1 minute ago, SwAg said: Touch doesn’t win, I take it back. Just now, MWil23 said: What happened to Forge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, MWil23 said: What happened to Forge? Our wincon is to control the vote. I didn't control the vote with 3 left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Basically, I survived without winning. I'm counting it as a W though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, MWil23 said: What happened to Forge? He lives on in the bowels of society, a perfect personification of his party, enables to do untold evil due to an inability for anyone to stomach the thought of standing up to him when you’re reliant upon appeasing the perpetually insane 1/3 of the country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Congratulations @rackcs, my scum brother with a different wincon because of some weird conversion on the final night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Forge said: Our wincon is to control the vote. I didn't control the vote with 3 left. Oh snap I didn’t even think of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, Forge said: Congratulations @rackcs, my scum brother with a different wincon because of some weird conversion on the final night! So there was somebody else then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, SwAg said: He lives on in the bowels of society, a perfect personification of his party, enables to do untold evil due to an inability for anyone to stomach the thought of standing up to him when you’re reliant upon appeasing the perpetually insane 1/3 of the country. I always knew voting 3rd party in 2016 would pay off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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