Blue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Ragnarok said: Dude...Wayne Gretzky? She's beautiful...but he is The Great One. It's okay, I got a better one But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Jodelle is the sun! Two of the brightest stars in all the heavens (having some business), do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres till they return; The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp; Her eyes would through airy regions stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not Night (2) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Blue said: Jodelle is the greatest treasure Canada has ever given the world. Truly, she is the crown jewel of the Great White North. Emmanuelle Chriqui says what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, The LBC said: Emmanuelle Chriqui says what? Well, I know who's not getting a present from Jodelle tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ragnarok said: Um...what do you think I'm doing right now? You have to start St. Patty's the same way you end it. Not sober. It's Paddy's. Say Saint Patty's in Ireland and the only way you'll get run out of a pub quicker is if you order a Car Bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Blue said: It's okay, I got a better one But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Jodelle is the sun! Two of the brightest stars in all the heavens (having some business), do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres till they return; The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp; Her eyes would through airy regions stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not Night (2) It's okay, I got a better one 894 career goals. That puck is what broke yonder window. 1 minute ago, The LBC said: Emmanuelle Chriqui says what? She's almost as pretty as Ryan Reynolds. I mean...wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Blue said: Well, I know who's not getting a present from Jodelle tonight My wife is Canada's 3rd-Hottest-Export's (Jewel Staite) doppleganger. My present quota is just fine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Ragnarok said: She's almost as pretty as Ryan Reynolds. I mean...wait... Wait nothing. He's a beautiful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, The LBC said: It's Paddy's. Say Saint Patty's in Ireland and the only way you'll get run out of a pub quicker is if you order a Car Bomb. I knew that one. Luckily, I'd be slurring enough where no one could tell if I was saying Paddy's or Patty's. And I sure as hell wouldn't be able to spell it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ragnarok said: She's almost as pretty as Ryan Reynolds. I mean...wait... No, no, that sounds right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, The LBC said: Wait nothing. He's a beautiful man. 1 minute ago, Blue said: No, no, that sounds right. As long as we are in agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, The LBC said: My wife is Canada's 3rd-Hottest-Export's (Jewel Staite) doppleganger. My present quota is just fine. And The LBC makes a triumphant comback...but not gonna make it into the top 3 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Orca said: And The LBC makes a triumphant comback...but not gonna make it into the top 3 here She was maybe the 3rd hottest person on Firefly after Nathan Fillion and Morena. But none of them were half the pirate of Steve the Pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Where is everyone? If you aren't at home and not sober...then you're doing something wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Well crap...just realized that gif made LBC's point. Gonna drink more to forget this travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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