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1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound?
 

The same weight

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

12

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?

Yes

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

1

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

None. It was Noah

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

The beggar is a woman

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball?

6 (Top/Bottom)

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree?

13

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first?

The Match

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

White. It's at the North Pole

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total?

10

14. What was the President’s name in 1970?

Richard Nixon

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs?

No Stairs. It's a one story house

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies?

One extra cent

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move?

The stairs

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they?

A dime and a nickel. The other one IS a nickel.

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

They won't bury the survivors

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son?

Larry

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29 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

Todays game: IDIOT Test

 

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound? The same
 

 

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All of them

 

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister? He’s dead, so prob illegal.

 

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

 

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

 

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark? None, it’s Noah’s Ark.

 

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

 

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come? The beggar is the woman’s sister

 

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball? 6

 

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree? None. Dead bird fall and living birds prob flew away

 

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first? The match

 

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? White bc you’re on the north pole

 

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total? 10

 

14. What was the President’s name in 1970? Donald trump

 

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs? No stairs

 

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies? 1 more penny

 

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move? Stairs

 

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they? Dime and nickel

 

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?They don’t. The survivors are still alive

 

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son? Larry

 

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In case we're allowed multiple guesses, I changed Question 8.

 

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound? They weigh the same

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?He can't marry anyone, he's dead.

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark? None

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come? The beggar is a woman.

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball? 6

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree? Zero

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first? The match

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? White, it's the north pole and a polar bear.

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total? 10.

14. What was the President’s name in 1970? Donald Trump

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs? There aren't any

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies? One more penny

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move? The sun.

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they? A dime and a nickel

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? They don't bury survivors

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son? Larry

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