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McCarthyism Mafia-Workers of the World Unite!


Daniel

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"We call this hearing to determine the necessity of this hearing."

"What is our defense?"

"Wait, I thought we were the prosecution."

"We are, but we're also the respondents the petition for standing."

But that doesn't warrant a defense, that warrants an answer?"

"Oh, we counter-petitioned the petitioners, and they filed a counter-counter petition for sanctions based upon fraudulent filings."

"So how did we end up on the defense?"

"Oh, wait, I don't know that."

"Everyone voted for us."

"Oh."

The committee reconvened itself, then debated whether they could re-convene without officially being in session.  Meanwhile...

Josh shot himself in the head.  He was Joseph McCarthy, The Doublevote, AMERICA! Aligned.

Mission and Beavis were distraught, seeing their beloved kill himself.  "We only have one choice!" Mission called.  "We should kill ourselves too."

Beavis didn't answer because he wasn't around, but he agreed, probably.  They killed themselves too.

Mission and Beavis are dead.  They were Red Blooded American Patriots, AMERICA! Aligned.

"OK, we're back from recess.  We have determined, totally not by coin flip, that there will be no more blacklistings today after so much bloodshed.  We will see you tomorrow."

It is Night 3.  You have one hour to send in your PMs.

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