swoosh Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Am I allowed to fight it in the street to the death yet? In a game where both offenses were firing, I lose the OT flip and never have the opportunity for a possession. I dislike this RNG. Very Buffalo Bills of you, TL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Am I allowed to fight it in the street to the death yet? In a game where both offenses were firing, I lose the OT flip and never have the opportunity for a possession. I dislike this RNG. Because it's Russell Wilson vs Aaron Rodgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) 43 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said: Constantly complaining about the RNG, that’s Tammy’s bit Real EaglesPeteC quote: "Why does the RNG hate me? lol" What's the requirement for being able to mention RNG in a RNG-based sim? Teach me. I'll follow your guidance. Edited March 29, 2022 by TL-TwoWinsAway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 1 minute ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Real EaglesPeteC quote: "Why does the RNG hate me? lol" What's the requirement for being able to mention RNG in a RNG-based sim? Teach me. I'll follow your guidance. When you lose like 12 straight to the same team, then come talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said: When you lose like 12 straight to the same team, then come talk to me. That's not RNG. SirA specifically drafts his team to counter yours 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: What's the requirement for being able to mention RNG in a RNG-based sim? Teach me. I'll follow your guidance. Never because it ruins the immersion. Blame the coach imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 My coin flip predictions went a solid 5-5 this week. On par with the metrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 24 minutes ago, Malfatron said: My coin flip predictions went a solid 5-5 this week. On par with the metrics. This next week bet on me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Since I'm .500 in predictions and it doesn't seem to matter what I do....time to introduce the next greatest power rankings metric that will go 5-5 this week. That's right...net punts! That metric alone will decide who wins this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Power rankings based on net punts! 1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates +8 2. Lancaster Fighting Amish +6 3a. Norway Knights +5 3b. Freiburg Venom +5 3c. Phoenix Rattlers +5 6. Nassau Sea Wolves +4 7. Egypt Starfalls +3 8. Richmond Flying Squirrels +2 9a. Reykjavík Direwolves +1 9b. Hanoi Viet Kongs +1 11a. Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters + 0 11b. Scranton Papermakers + 0 11c. Indianapolis Predators +0 14. New Zealand Blobfish -2 15a. Tacoma Thunder -4 15b. Anchorage Moose -4 15c. Antarctica Penguin Poppers -4 18a. Little Rock Uni Royals - 7 18b.Burlington Sock Puppets -7 20. Pittston Waste Walruses - 12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Week 6 predictions based on net punts! WEEK 6 (Fri, April 1)Phoenix Rattlers @ Nassau Sea Wolves Burlington Sock Puppets @ New Zealand Blobfish Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters @ Richmond Flying SquirrelsRio de Janeiro Pirates @ Freiburg VenomAntarctica Penguin Poppers @ Pittston Waste Walruses @The OrcaNorway Knights @ Anchorage MooseLancaster Fighting Amish @ Egypt Starfalls Scranton Papermakers @ Indianapolis Predators (tie so I go with home team) Little Rock Uni Royals @ Reykjavík Direwolves Tacoma Thunder @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Week 6 predictions based on net punts! WEEK 6 (Fri, April 1)Phoenix Rattlers @ Nassau Sea Wolves Burlington Sock Puppets @ New Zealand Blobfish Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters @ Richmond Flying SquirrelsRio de Janeiro Pirates @ Freiburg VenomAntarctica Penguin Poppers @ Pittston Waste Walruses @The OrcaNorway Knights @ Anchorage MooseLancaster Fighting Amish @ Egypt Starfalls Scranton Papermakers @ Indianapolis Predators (tie so I go with home team) Little Rock Uni Royals @ Reykjavík Direwolves Tacoma Thunder @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Power rankings based on net punts! 1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates +8 2. Lancaster Fighting Amish +6 3a. Norway Knights +5 3b. Freiburg Venom +5 3c. Phoenix Rattlers +5 6. Nassau Sea Wolves +4 7. Egypt Starfalls +3 8. Richmond Flying Squirrels +2 9a. Reykjavík Direwolves +1 9b. Hanoi Viet Kongs +1 11a. Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters + 0 11b. Scranton Papermakers + 0 11c. Indianapolis Predators +0 14. New Zealand Blobfish -2 15a. Tacoma Thunder -4 15b. Anchorage Moose -4 15c. Antarctica Penguin Poppers -4 18a. Little Rock Uni Royals - 7 18b.Burlington Sock Puppets -7 20. Pittston Waste Walruses - 12 day 1 of requesting power rankings based on punts inside 20 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, The Orca said: He's ready Players of the Week:Matt Feiler (ANT): 2 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed, 1 stuff allowed, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown. Edited March 29, 2022 by Malfatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, Malfatron said: He's ready Players of the Week:Matt Feiler (ANT): 2 pancakes, 0 sacks allowed, 1 stuff allowed, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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