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You've clearly never sold horse meat.

Yep.

A winter meeting where we talk about everything is gonna take like a month given the amount of stuff we have to re-define/update so the rules are all up to date. I don't think anyone wants to have an owner meeting stretch out from February to March, potentially April if we have to vote on every single rule update.

Trade Block: As for whether Patrick Mahomes is available, I'll listen to offers but it's gonna be hard to trade a QB on his rookie contract who won an MVP in his 2nd season. RB LeSean McCoy Portland Horned Owls $3,200 1 - 7th. RB Peyton Barber Portland Horned Owls $500 1 - 5th. WR Allen Hurns Portland Horned Owls $2,735 2 - 7th. WR Davante Adams Portland Horned Owls $4,000 4 - 1st+ Change, more than likely not going to be traded. WR John Ross Portland Horned Owls $3,775 3 - Not for trade WR Martavis Bryant Portland Horned Owls $3,570 4 - Free to good home. WR Mohamed Sanu Portland Horned Owls $3,101 3 - 5th. WR Pharoh Cooper Portland Horned Owls $735 1 - 7th. WR Tyler Boyd Portland Horned Owls $1,150 1 - 2nd. TE Charles Clay Portland Horned Owls $4,040 2 - Free to good home. TE David Njoku Portland Horned Owls $3,035 3 - Any pick higher than 2.12 OT Jason Spriggs Portland Horned Owls $2,690 1 - 7th. OT Kelvin Beachum Portland Horned Owls $3,200 1 - 4th. OT Laremy Tunsil Portland Horned Owls $6,100 2 - Not for trade. OT Will Holden Portland Horned Owls $651 1 - Free. OG Clint Boling Portland Horned Owls $4,420 1 - Not for trade. OG Joe Dahl Portland Horned Owls $501 2 - Free. OG Josh Sitton Portland Horned Owls $4,750 1 - 4th OG Will Hernandez Portland Horned Owls $1,475 3 - Not for trade. OC Ben Jones Portland Horned Owls $4,375 1 - Not for trade. OC Matt Paradis Portland Horned Owls $3,500 2 - not for trade. EDGE DaQuan Jones Portland Horned Owls $501 1 - 4th. EDGE Jason Pierre-Paul Portland Horned Owls $5,668 3 - Not for trade. EDGE Shaquil Barrett Portland Horned Owls $2,500 1 - 7th. EDGE Telvin Smith Portland Horned Owls $9,605 3 - Not for trade. INT David Parry Portland Horned Owls $501 1 - 1st. INT Kawann Short Portland Horned Owls $13,600 3 - 1st. LB Vince Williams Portland Horned Owls $834 2 - 4th. CB Desmond Trufant Portland Horned Owls $13,750 4 - Not for trade. CB Jason McCourty Portland Horned Owls $2,125 1 - 7th. CB Mackensie Alexander Portland Horned Owls $3,625 2 - 7th. CB Nate Hairston Portland Horned Owls $500 1 - 7th. CB Vernon Hargreaves Portland Horned Owls $4,750 2 - Free to good home. S Glover Quin Portland Horned Owls $5,525 1 - Will listen. S Malcolm Jenkins Portland Horned Owls $4,034 2 - Will listen.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2007/10/11/ea-buys-bioware-pandemic Sure that's totally what ruined bioware, more interesting stories brought them down.

The mobile games are well and alive though, riddled with more microtransactions than BF2 at launch but they're there if you hate money.

If you give me a 7th I'll 3down him for you.

Deadly class, got the whole set of volumes and diving into it as I watch the TV series.

I don't know why you would want to pay someone who got diagnosed with a potentially career ending issue.

Philosophical takes on sandwiches and how it went wrong.

This reminded me of the fact bagelshakes exist. But waffles>Bagels.

Portland Trades: 4.6 5.11 for Louisiana Trades: Edge Jason Pierre Paul. 6.13

They'll all be gone by the time I'm drafting.

So I can't copy/download from the mastersheet, spreadsheet lords why have you forsaken us.

Looking to add an elite WR, also pass rushers because my top pass rusher is Shaq Barret.

Tyler Boyd is for trade, looking for a 1st+ change.

At least gruden has the excuse he's lost his touch, what's yours?

I've heard this mentioned multiple times, here's a comparison. This is a normal gameplan for me. (1,352 words) Normal One: Motivation: We're looking to get our 1st win of the year and ruin orlando's day with a crushing defeat at home, that all starts in executing the plays and letting the Mahomes Magic work itself. Portland Offensive Gameplan: We're gonna more or less let Mahomes have free reign in the passing game, since this is a revenge game for Mahomes since he was traded from Orlando we'll let him do as he pleases. We'll also focus on getting the ball to our WRs and TEs while keeping a ground game going to keep Orlando from just blitzing every down. The Passing Game: Mahomes has established himself as the best QB in BDL and will look to prove Orlando was wrong to trade him for pennies on the dollar this week, Mahomes will be be allowed to audible and adjust plays as he sees fit and we'll focus on getting deep against an Orlando secondary lacking the speed to cover our weapons. Orlando's edge rushers are quite the fearsome bunch especially since they're starting BDL stud T.J Watt (you're welcome) at OLB, since Orlando came out in a 3-4 base set last week we'll look to take advantage of that as much as possible by taking deep shots as soon whenever they use that defense, if we can't get anything going deep we'll attack the middle of the field specifically targeting Davis. Davante Adams will be our no.1 WR and will be featured heavily, I expect Ramsey who isn't nearly as good as his reputation will cover him. Boyd will be our slot WR and he'll see quite a few targets this week, he'll play outside in 2 WR sets and in the slot in 3 wide. In 3 and 4 WR sets Brant will be the no.3 and Sanu will be the no.4, we'll take a few deep shots to Bryant to try and take advantage of Orlando's issues in the secondary. Austin Hooper will get the nod at TE and will be a do it all TE and he'll mostly be limtied to being a check down option for Mahomees and a blocker when needed, he'll get a bunch of targets since we feel he's a mismatch and is finally coming into his own. Charles Clay will exist as the no.2 TE and will rarely see snaps unless we bring out 2 TE sets. We'll feature our RBs in the passing game a bit to keep Orlando guessing, McCoy is healthy and despite being stuck in the bill's "offense" he has played well. Peyton Barber will be our no.2 RB and despite what his stats suggest he is a functional RB who can do all the things required of him, we'll split the touches about 60:40 to keep McCoy fresh and healthy and get Barber some touches so he can shave off some yards on Orlando's defense. We'll move the pocket with some bootlegs and use play action quite a bit if we can get the running game going, if we don't get it going then we'll adjust and start supplementing our lack of a running game with a hurry up offense. The Running Game: LeSean McCoy and Barber will split carries 60:40 with McCoy receiving the major edge in carries and touches, we'll try and establish our running game early to help tire out Orlando's defense for later in the game, we'll leave a RB/TE in to pass protect as needed. The Blocking: In case of injuries, Beachum will play LT/RT, Jones will play C/G. We'll also leave a RB/TE in to pass protect or give extra attention/blocking to a pass rusher if someone proves to be a problem. TDLR; Make Plays on the ball, take advantage of turnovers, Keep the Mahomes Magic going, Get revenge or something, Attack Orlando's LBs, get our running game going early and if it don't work then go hurry up. Portland Defensive Gameplan: We're going to play 2 deep safeties to keep Kamara,Gronk,Evans,Robinson etc. from making big plays down the field. We'll mostly be playing zone coverage while mixing in some man with Cover 3 being our base zone defense and focusing on blitzing Rivers as much as possible. Pass Coverage: We'll be playing zone defense on 70% of the snaps with a lot of blitzes, we'll probably Blitz on at least 40% of the snaps to get after Rivers and disrupt Orlando's offense. Trufant will shadow Evans in both man and zone, Jimmy Smith will man the no.2 CB spot and should be able to handle whoever he is assigned to cover on the play. If Evans/Robinson go into the slot the CB/Defender assigned to cover them will follow them into the slot, Brandon Carr otherwise will be the no.3 CB/Slot CB. Orlando's offense is overflowing with weapons but they lack protection on the interior and we'll look to take advantage of that with zone blitzes and a lot of different looks in coverage, Rivers is no idiot but he'll have a hard time figuring out our coverage scheme this game since we won't repeat a single coverage play. Orlando's offense is a nightmare to cover so we won't give anyone any extra attention instead we'll send 5 or more on 40% of the snaps to get after Rivers and disrupt the play as much as possible, our lineman will go up to tip balls and our LBs will be ready for checkdowns since Rivers tends to do that a lot. As mentioned we'll be using 2 deep safeties and a cover 3 base zone defense for most of the game, however since we won't be repeating a single coverage play we'll need to cover our bases and we'll do that by covering Orlando's weapons. Glover Quinn will be tasked with adjusting the pass coverage as needed, I'd expect my front seven should be able to put pressure on Rivers and control the LOS. Telvin Smith will be the signal caller on defense and he'll make adjustments if Hawaii tries something not outlined in the gameplan. Since we'll be mostly playing zone defense we'll be sending 5 or more for more or less the entire game and I expect we'll get burned but we'll make Orlando hurt just as much as they hurt us. Orakpo+Smith will be able to get after Rivers along with Morgan rotating in, Short+Jones should be able to keep Orlando's inside running game in check and Pierce will rotate in with Jones on running downs/goaline situations. Telvin Smith will make adjustments as the signal caller on defense as needed, we'll make sure to give equal attention to Orlando's weapons as well as try to take away River's passing game checkdowns, I assume Orlando will feature Cohen more heavily in the passing game this week and we'll adjust for that by having Martinez/Smith be covering Kamara on every single play, obviously they'll rotate and swap with other defenders depending on the play but Kamara will always have someone covering him. Malcolm Jenkins will cover Gronk in the redzone, but other than that we'll mostly have Jenkins back and let Gronk be Gronk. Run Defense: Orlando has a solid stable of RBs, Kamara more or less being the perfect satelite back with Freeman being a solid in between the tackles runner. We won't worry too much about the running game since we're focused on taking care of the passing game but we will be blitzing on running downs, so I expect my defense to not get too burned by the running game here. Za'Darius Smith stepped up in a huge way last week with 3 sacks, he has earned a starting job Opposite Orakpo and has already set a career high in sacks, he'll be a big help in the run game and in getting after the QB. TDLR; Play Zone, Win our matchups, Limit their weapons as much as possible, Blitz on 40% of the snaps, keep them out of the endzone, don't be afraid to give up big plays in favor of turnovers/sacks. 300 word one: Motivation: Meeting the minimum require to get to 300 words looks like this. This is exactly 300 right about not at, it's now Portland Offensive Gameplan: The Passing Game: The Running Game: LeSean McCoy and Barber will split carries 60:40 with McCoy receiving the major edge in carries and touches, we'll try and establish our running game early to help tire out Orlando's defense for later in the game, we'll leave a RB/TE in to pass protect as needed. The Blocking: In case of injuries, Beachum will play LT/RT, Jones will play C/G. We'll also leave a RB/TE in to pass protect or give extra attention/blocking to a pass rusher if someone proves to be a problem. TDLR; Portland Defensive Gameplan: We're going to play 2 deep safeties to keep Kamara,Gronk,Evans,Robinson etc. from making big plays down the field. We'll mostly be playing zone coverage while mixing in some man with Cover 3 being our base zone defense and focusing on blitzing Rivers as much as possible. Pass Coverage: We'll be playing zone defense on 70% of the snaps with a lot of blitzes, we'll probably Blitz on at least 40% of the snaps to get after Rivers and disrupt Orlando's offense. Trufant will shadow Evans in both man and zone, Jimmy Smith will man the no.2 CB spot and Run Defense: Orlando has a solid stable of RBs, Kamara more or less being the perfect satelite back with Freeman being a solid in between the tackles runner. We won't worry too much about the running game since we're focused on taking care of the passing game but we will be blitzing on running downs, so I expect my defense to not get too burned by the running game here. TDLR; I'm gonna say that's not a solution, and granted I just chopped off words but a hard word limit is a nope from me.

Ah. I assume he was on Dingo's roster beforehand and hence the confusion. Portland FA 1 year cut: Kevin Dodd

It's because it's an origin film about a narcissistic charterer who has an estranged relationship with women, gets into an accident that changes his life for worse and for better. It's a good film and probably better than Iron Man (Iron Man doesn't really hold up as well, still very good but like the villain is ehhhh...) How many MCU origin films have we had, we got one about a wizard and he's basically tony stark before his hands become confetti.

Why is he on my roster... Did I forget about him in a trade?

Sigh guess I gotta delete the screencaps of your drunk love confession of that cactus then.

So anyone else wanna join counselor so we can throw 2 teams worth of talent info FA and re-structure the schedule/playoffs?

Confirmed.