James Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Just now, SwAg said: The way some of these folk runnin their mouthes makes me think they ain’t from round these parts. Now I seen a dude or two in my day, and I ain't normally the judgin type, but if any o' them city boys come around tryin a bamboozle, well, I say they best up and skedaddle or I'm lible to raise some sand in this here saloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, SwAg said: You ever talk with the sheriff, partner? Let me tell you something, partner, and it might not make sense to you city folk, but out here, life ain’t the same. This ain’t New York where the bad guy is the banker moving your money around. Out here, there are yellowbellied scoundrels living up to what we say they are: monsters. So, if you want to live out here, if you want to protect everything you hold dear — you have to fight, or they’ll kill you or worse. You think the monsters are those fighting, heh, there are worse monsters than me out there, partner. And I’m not about to let these no-good crooks trample us. You best wise up, cuz if one you pacifists ends up in the crossfire, I don’t distinguish too easily between targets. Monsters? Killing monsters is easy. But thanks for the advice, friend. I'm more than capable of protecting myself. Shall you sit with me for a game of poker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, James said: Now I seen a dude or two in my day, and I ain't normally the judgin type, but if any o' them city boys come around tryin a bamboozle, well, I say they best up and skedaddle or I'm lible to raise some sand in this here saloon. Can't trust em, partner. I'd place a mighty fine wager that some them city slickers are among the willows on this one. Lulling us into an ambush and when our back is turned, fan one of ol man Dome's six-shooters. All I know is they cross with me, it ain't gonna be much of a showdown, more of a fitting for a California Collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, MWil23 said: I ain’t no barkeep...YET. So long as you can get me more booze, you have my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 minute ago, TheKillerNacho said: Monsters? Killing monsters is easy. But thanks for the advice, friend. I'm more than capable of protecting myself. Shall you sit with me for a game of poker? You one them city folks with an ace in the hole, partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Just now, SwAg said: You one them city folks with an ace in the hole, partner? I'm a veteran, "partner". But the key is always to hold the aces, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Maybe scrub those glasses, partner. We using my California Prayer Book here, partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, SwAg said: Can't trust em, partner. I'd place a mighty fine wager that some them city slickers are among the willows on this one. Lulling us into an ambush and when our back is turned, fan one of ol man Dome's six-shooters. All I know is they cross with me, it ain't gonna be much of a showdown, more of a fitting for a California Collar. Aw, hell. Well I'm fixin'a grab me a cup of Arbuckle's; best to keep our wits about us around all these ignoramuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, James said: Aw, hell. Well I'm fixin'a grab me a cup of Arbuckle's; best to keep our wits about us around all these ignoramuses. There's an idea, partner. I'm keepin an eye on ol Lloyd and King, and that Blondie rubs me the wrong way something fierce. That Alonzo ain't to be trifled with. I reckon he's an instigator, and if I know one thing, it's instigators who make it this far ain't to be trifled with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I hate being town it’s so damn boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, SwAg said: There's an idea, partner. I'm keepin an eye on ol Lloyd and King, and that Blondie rubs me the wrong way something fierce. That Alonzo ain't to be trifled with. I reckon he's an instigator, and if I know one thing, it's instigators who make it this far ain't to be trifled with. Well I ain't exactly known for triflin with no yokels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, SwAg said: There's an idea, partner. I'm keepin an eye on ol Lloyd and King, and that Blondie rubs me the wrong way something fierce. That Alonzo ain't to be trifled with. I reckon he's an instigator, and if I know one thing, it's instigators who make it this far ain't to be trifled with. If Blondie rubs you the wrong way, I’d remind you of who he is in TGTBATU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 minute ago, MWil23 said: Blondie he Blondie.....now that's a wench name if I ever heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTN-93 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Dozed off all ya'll are so boring if it aint too late, a Counselor VS Matts duel would suit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, James said: Blondie.....now that's a wench name if I ever heard one. Easy there friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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